Goblin Fans vs. M4 Fans please sign up!
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:19 am
Very long scenario.. I posted v1.0 long ago..
now up-dated, tested, and lots of action.....
any two die-hard PBEM'ers ready to take on some weird cool toys?
Needed:
1 Goblin Fan and 1 M4 Jess Fan. 2 old friends fight it out again but on your time, we just get to sit back and watch!
scenario will be posted after 2 sign-ups
Heres the intro to "FRIENDS 2"
Two Friends*
*
This scenario is a gift to the mighty Goblin!*
*
2 player only! *
*
A long time ago in a grass field, two little boys were playing, Eric, and Jesse.
Jesse was a nice little boy, always helping out and finding things to do. Eric
on the other hand was always in trouble, picking his nose at school, building
snot bombs (shot with a rubberband) And beating up little girls.*
*
Eric and Jesse were playing "dig" a neat little game where two players race
each other digging up items from the "old days." *
Jesse let out a scream,*
"Look Eric! I found a bottle its called a Drrr Pepper" As Jesse was looking in wounder at the bottle,*
*
"Thump!"*
*
Eric's digging tool found something hard,and woundered what this thing could be. Eric and Jess had never seen such a thing.*
*
After hours of digging, the two boys starred in wonder "what could this be?'
It looked like two box's, a smaller one sitting on top of a larger one, in the smaller
box there was a very long tube sticking out about 28 feet. "Look Eric, what do you
think the two inverted Z's mean?"*
Eric?*
Eric?*
*
Years later, Jesse returned home after years and years of study, now a Doctor of
WAR and the priesthood, along with getting a major in kindness, growth, and leadership.
The "People" came to call Jesse "Pastor Jess" with Pastor Jess's leadership the People
were happy (of course).*
*
Then! just as the people were fire'n up their (2,235) grills for Sunday dinner,
"Pastor Jess, you hear that?" "why no honey, hear what?" "wait a sec!" *
*
"PASTOR JESS!! PASTOR JESS!!" come the yell, as the three little girls ran
toward Pastor Jess, "Pastor Jess, they slimed our families!", "who slimed your
families?" , "A whole slew of lil'green men! they looked like buggers! , they were
riding on top of some box's and slimed our families!" ,
"THERE WAS FIRE COMING FROM THEIR PEE PEES!"*
*
At the same time some 20 miles south, Eric was dancing a jig on top of the
eight slimed family members, "Now wezz gotum, now wezz gotum! , and
ta thunk my ol friend Jesssssseeezzzz is leading the po fools!" *
*
Eric and Paster Jess met in the middle of Friendship Bridge, *
*
"Eric!" what is it that you want?" and why do you bring your army here? , *
"you my ol friend, hsssssssss , hssssss" , "but why?" , "becauzz you did dis to me!" , (Eric takes
off his overcoat, the burns and soars pussing),*
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhyoooooooo!! , screams Pastor Jess, "you a ugly fool!"*
*
"ERIC!" , "I too have built an army, an army of the people!" , "If you dare
cross this bridge or any other, the People will destory you!" , "and because
of your smell and slime, from this day forward you shall be known as "GOBLIN!"*
*
(hee hee) M4 Jess
~tROUBLE mAKER~
now up-dated, tested, and lots of action.....
any two die-hard PBEM'ers ready to take on some weird cool toys?
Needed:
1 Goblin Fan and 1 M4 Jess Fan. 2 old friends fight it out again but on your time, we just get to sit back and watch!
scenario will be posted after 2 sign-ups
Heres the intro to "FRIENDS 2"
Two Friends*
*
This scenario is a gift to the mighty Goblin!*
*
2 player only! *
*
A long time ago in a grass field, two little boys were playing, Eric, and Jesse.
Jesse was a nice little boy, always helping out and finding things to do. Eric
on the other hand was always in trouble, picking his nose at school, building
snot bombs (shot with a rubberband) And beating up little girls.*
*
Eric and Jesse were playing "dig" a neat little game where two players race
each other digging up items from the "old days." *
Jesse let out a scream,*
"Look Eric! I found a bottle its called a Drrr Pepper" As Jesse was looking in wounder at the bottle,*
*
"Thump!"*
*
Eric's digging tool found something hard,and woundered what this thing could be. Eric and Jess had never seen such a thing.*
*
After hours of digging, the two boys starred in wonder "what could this be?'
It looked like two box's, a smaller one sitting on top of a larger one, in the smaller
box there was a very long tube sticking out about 28 feet. "Look Eric, what do you
think the two inverted Z's mean?"*
Eric?*
Eric?*
*
Years later, Jesse returned home after years and years of study, now a Doctor of
WAR and the priesthood, along with getting a major in kindness, growth, and leadership.
The "People" came to call Jesse "Pastor Jess" with Pastor Jess's leadership the People
were happy (of course).*
*
Then! just as the people were fire'n up their (2,235) grills for Sunday dinner,
"Pastor Jess, you hear that?" "why no honey, hear what?" "wait a sec!" *
*
"PASTOR JESS!! PASTOR JESS!!" come the yell, as the three little girls ran
toward Pastor Jess, "Pastor Jess, they slimed our families!", "who slimed your
families?" , "A whole slew of lil'green men! they looked like buggers! , they were
riding on top of some box's and slimed our families!" ,
"THERE WAS FIRE COMING FROM THEIR PEE PEES!"*
*
At the same time some 20 miles south, Eric was dancing a jig on top of the
eight slimed family members, "Now wezz gotum, now wezz gotum! , and
ta thunk my ol friend Jesssssseeezzzz is leading the po fools!" *
*
Eric and Paster Jess met in the middle of Friendship Bridge, *
*
"Eric!" what is it that you want?" and why do you bring your army here? , *
"you my ol friend, hsssssssss , hssssss" , "but why?" , "becauzz you did dis to me!" , (Eric takes
off his overcoat, the burns and soars pussing),*
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhyoooooooo!! , screams Pastor Jess, "you a ugly fool!"*
*
"ERIC!" , "I too have built an army, an army of the people!" , "If you dare
cross this bridge or any other, the People will destory you!" , "and because
of your smell and slime, from this day forward you shall be known as "GOBLIN!"*
*
(hee hee) M4 Jess
~tROUBLE mAKER~
