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well here goes to kick off the most rediculus thread thus far:

cheese armor-realeases heat at 300% rate can put 5000 armor on head while wieghing less than .01t and absorbs everything from heat to bullets and missles and even chainsaws!

How about Cheese Graters in place of hands? Much like chain saws, except they do an eigth of the damage because they're only shredding armour off the outside. But a cockpit hit turns the jock into a pizza topping.

Lobsteve.

or a hamster killer ray gun to kill the hamster powering the titan

The Cheese Blaster:
Energy Weapon
Does 100 pts of external AND internal damage, while disabling all systems in the location hit, shutting down the engine, and knocking the target to the ground. Also gives target +350 heat, while generating only 10, wheighing 1 ton, takes one slot, no ammo, 1 PU to recharge. Range is 8. (Was 9, but thought that would be unbalanced.)

Regarding the cheese armor... THere would have to be different kinds (cheddar, gouda, etc.). 'Cause I'll tell you right now, not all cheese can let the heat go at the same rate...

Cheddar is the best, probably a heat ratio of 350%...

Naw, the edge in cooling would have to go to swiss

i agree swiss would release it faster with lesser melting

stick missles! it hits a taregt knocking it down and then using a super ultra adhesive to keep it pinned to the ground for the entire battle while clogging up all its weapon systems and suffocating the pilot to death with a super hightech ultra tracking system making it 99% accurate at a range of 50!

Don't forget the ultra stealth invisibility cloak armour that makes you impossible to target!

bah, i want a SoGMD, then i'd really rock. *grin*

//discord

????

please enlighten us discord ive never heard of the abreviation myself

http://www.digitalwebbing.com/forums/sh ... adid=14263

look around in that thread abit, and i think you will figure out what a SoGMD is.

and it's a **** cool web-comic aswell....

//discord

discord...........just tell us dangit i don't want to bother reading all those posts looking for one stupid little terminology thing its rediculus like litterly finding a needle in a haystack :p

simply put TELL US WHAT THE HECK A SOGMD IS!

Sphere of General Mass Destruction, 4 LY's in diameter....fires jupiter wide exo-watt lased-lasers......got planet sized fighters, and so on, something a dude over there decided was very....dangerous....

read the whole post for the whole looniness.

//discord

personally i think it would be really keen to have a magic wand weapon. long range weapon that turn opposing titan an jock into a frog. --===S-P-L-A-T===--

discord: wheres the fun in light year diameter explosions? sure i follow the biggest gun wins theory but thats a bit over kill donchya think? and ya can't cal lthose things fighters..................carriers or space stations mabey.............but not fighters

tek: Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, demensia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.

WFF: no, just put it here cause i am so bloody annoyed with the guy that mentioned it on the other forum, i'll settle for air support with cruise missiles....

//discord

*waves around a magic wand and makes discords request* enjoy

fun fun.

*throws the magic wand at discords head and hits with a satisfying "thunk!"*