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My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:21 pm
by Numdydar
And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]



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RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:59 pm
by PaxMondo
[:D][:D][:D]

For me it always when I finally get Boise ... [&o][&o][&o]

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:04 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Numdydar
And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]

[pulls line off reel....putting just a bit of slack in the line]
[adjusts drag]...
[sits back in deck chair]...
[attaches straps to reel housing]...
[puts feet in support stirrups]...
[puts rod base in support holder]...



RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:16 pm
by Misconduct
For my opponent, he always had a hatred for the USS Yorktown, which mainly because it was always my flag ship. For me, its always been the Mogami, I've never sank her once.

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:28 pm
by PaxMondo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Numdydar
And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]

[pulls line off reel....putting just a bit of slack in the line]
[adjusts drag]...
[sits back in deck chair]...
[attaches straps to reel housing]...
[puts feet in support stirrups]...
[puts rod base in support holder]...
<opens beer>

[:D][:D][:D]

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:19 pm
by LargeSlowTarget
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. [;)] (George Carlin)

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:48 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Numdydar
And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]

[pulls line off reel....putting just a bit of slack in the line]
[adjusts drag]...
[sits back in deck chair]...
[attaches straps to reel housing]...
[puts feet in support stirrups]...
[puts rod base in support holder]...

[unfastens safety equipment and stands up, looking quizzically at the water]

Mutters to self..."Hmmm...that's odd. I would normally have had a bite by now. Better throw out some chum." Yells from the bow of the boat, "ANYONE THAT REALLY LIKED WARSPITE-THAT DILAPIDATED BUCKET OF BOLTS-IS A LOSER!"

[returns to chair, pics up rod and fastens himself in again]

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:15 pm
by Misconduct
ORIGINAL: LargeSlowTarget

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. [;)] (George Carlin)

Buy War in the Pacific.

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Stare at your LargeSlowTarget Photo...

Life is complete.

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:37 am
by PaxMondo
ORIGINAL: Misconduct

Stare at your LargeSlowTarget Photo...

Wishing that dratted text was some place else ... [;)]

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:22 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Numdydar

And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]



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warspite1

Only three possible explanations for this:

a) You have doctored the spreadsheet. The object name was clearly BB Iowa or some such.

b) The information will prove to be wrong; a bit like the Germans claiming to have sunk Ark Royal about a billion times... although of course eventually they did - but not the Grand Old Lady.

c) The spreadsheet has not been tampered with and the information is not wrong. The only logical conclusion in such a scenario is that the game is borked - it is total nonsense, the developers are incompetent and this is a complete waste of both time and money.

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:39 am
by LargeSlowTarget
ORIGINAL: PaxMondo

ORIGINAL: Misconduct

Stare at your LargeSlowTarget Photo...

Wishing that dratted text was some place else ... [;)]

Sorry, there was no other place for the game title but across that lovely blue sky. Or what text are you referring to? [:'(]

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:47 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Numdydar
And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]

[pulls line off reel....putting just a bit of slack in the line]
[adjusts drag]...
[sits back in deck chair]...
[attaches straps to reel housing]...
[puts feet in support stirrups]...
[puts rod base in support holder]...

[unfastens safety equipment and stands up, looking quizzically at the water]

Mutters to self..."Hmmm...that's odd. I would normally have had a bite by now. Better throw out some chum." Yells from the bow of the boat, "ANYONE THAT REALLY LIKED WARSPITE-THAT DILAPIDATED BUCKET OF BOLTS-IS A LOSER!"

[returns to chair, pics up rod and fastens himself in again]

I know not to what you refer.

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:27 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Numdydar

And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]



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warspite1

Only three possible explanations for this:

a) You have doctored the spreadsheet. The object name was clearly BB Iowa or some such.

b) The information will prove to be wrong; a bit like the Germans claiming to have sunk Ark Royal about a billion times... although of course eventually they did - but not the Grand Old Lady.

c) The spreadsheet has not been tampered with and the information is not wrong. The only logical conclusion in such a scenario is that the game is borked - it is total nonsense, the developers are incompetent and this is a complete waste of both time and money.

Or it could be from an alternate universe, one where Hitler became a successful architect and Winston Churchill was a harmless old crank. [:D]

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:33 am
by oldman45
Warspite. your response is priceless.

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:46 am
by Numdydar
ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Numdydar

And I can stop playing AE as Japan [:D]



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warspite1

Only three possible explanations for this:

a) You have doctored the spreadsheet. The object name was clearly BB Iowa or some such.

b) The information will prove to be wrong; a bit like the Germans claiming to have sunk Ark Royal about a billion times... although of course eventually they did - but not the Grand Old Lady.

c) The spreadsheet has not been tampered with and the information is not wrong. The only logical conclusion in such a scenario is that the game is borked - it is total nonsense, the developers are incompetent and this is a complete waste of both time and money.

I am shocked that you would think that this was anything but the truth. Shocked I tell you [:)]

a. My staff would never do such a thing as provide me with incorrect information as they are fully aware of the consequences if found out. So the Tracker team had better be sure thier system is working [:)]

b. My glorious pilots would never lie about what ships were sunk. I have complete faith in their eyewitness accounts and they say they actually saw it sink [&o]

c. So I guess that now you will be moving on to another game, Candy Crush maybe? Farmville? Since AE is now shown to be totally unrealistic and nothing more than smoke and mirrors when it comes to modelling the PTO [:D]

But then I have always enjoyed fantasy games so AE fits the bill nicely for me [;)]

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:13 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: warspite1
a bit like the Germans claiming to have sunk Ark Royal about a billion times... although of course eventually they did - but not the Grand Old Lady.

[line screams off of the reel]

"FISH ON!" [:D]

ETA: The Germans claimed to have sunk Margret Thatcher? That seems a bit silly.




RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:28 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1
a bit like the Germans claiming to have sunk Ark Royal about a billion times... although of course eventually they did - but not the Grand Old Lady.

[line screams off of the reel]

"FISH ON!" [:D]

ETA: The Germans claimed to have sunk Margret Thatcher? That seems a bit silly.
No...Maggie was The Wicked Witch, not The Grand Old Lady. At least to those on the left side of the political spectrum.

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:21 am
by Czert
we all know that combat report is full of lies, it was not sunk by torpedo, warspite (captain) just get drunk and trashed that pile of garbage (ship).

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:24 am
by Czert
ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1
a bit like the Germans claiming to have sunk Ark Royal about a billion times... although of course eventually they did - but not the Grand Old Lady.

[line screams off of the reel]

"FISH ON!" [:D]

ETA: The Germans claimed to have sunk Margret Thatcher? That seems a bit silly.
No...Maggie was The Wicked Witch, not The Grand Old Lady. At least to those on the left side of the political spectrum.

link removed due to wishes :)

RE: My life is now complete

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:45 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: czert2

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy




[line screams off of the reel]

"FISH ON!" [:D]

ETA: The Germans claimed to have sunk Margret Thatcher? That seems a bit silly.
No...Maggie was The Wicked Witch, not The Grand Old Lady. At least to those on the left side of the political spectrum.
warspite1

czert2, can I politely ask you to remove that You Tube link please?

Thank-you.