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You know I'm a big fan of goats, yes goats, and now there is a "Goat Simulator" available soon from Gamer's Gate:

http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-GOATSIM/goat-simulator

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it

In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat

Goat Simulator game code, audio materials, and visual materials © 2014 Coffee Stains Studios AB. All Rights Reserved.

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Yes, a Rancher's dream come true. Optional mod introduces does in heat for "hot and racy" Buck action!

Releasing on April 1st... get your money ready!

April 1st ehh, ya nothing fishy about that. LOL

I'm in. Explosions, people on fire, jet packs....

Unfortunately, it is real.

Does it come with free psychological care?

"... You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history..."

Cool!

Goats. Who needs goats.
 
Now, a SHEEP simulator, that would be something! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Hotschi

Goats. Who needs goats.

Now, a SHEEP simulator, that would be something! [:D]

You want a simulator for what the vast majority of US Citizens are? Why?

We are still waiting for simulator simulator.

I want a pet rock simulator.
I have been miserable and unhappy ever since my pet rock was stolen <sob>.

ORIGINAL: ezz

We are still waiting for simulator simulator.

Wait. This man might be on to something. Where playing a game about playing a game just got real.

So it uses Steam.

DRM:Steamworks (Requires a third-party download and account)

No Goat Simulator for me April 1.

Forget about sheeps and goats. Move to the top of the food chain with BEAR simulator

The trailer on steam is quite amusing [:D]

Release day patch notes
-> Added more goats.
-> Added more goatiness to the map.
-> Added and fixed achievements.
-> Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
-> Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
-> NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
-> Added and removed profanity filter.
-> Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
-> Probably added some bugs.
-> Probably broke some workshop items.
-> Sheep are not goats.
-> Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.

OMG... it's a real game... just reviewed in PCWorld

Check out this hilarious video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq070U9UYm8#t=624

This goes on my "must have" list!

Reminds me of "Crazy Taxi" for unthinking mass destruction!

That is a goatie game. Made me laugh reading about it. [:)]

Goat Simulator gets free maps and multiplayer mode in May patch

"Patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator will be adding a whole new playable map, roughly the size of the original map, local splitscreen multiplayer, new achievements, new goats, and more!" Coffee Stain posted on the Goat Simulator Facebook page, where you can connect with your fellow goat enthusiasts.

"In all seriousness, it’s probably wise that Coffee Stain isn’t charging for this. This whole Goat Simulator phenomenon is amusing to watch from the sidelines, but in our review Andy found that it is mostly just a joke, and one that is not even worth $10. I doubt that the content suggested in the patch will fix that, but it couldn’t hurt ..."

http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/04/07/goat- ... may-patch/

I just watched a TV interview with the Swedish developers of the game. They were talking about that the success of the game had been taking them with surprise.

It sure caught me with surprise. [:D]