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Goblin and Jess! We will face eachother with the others favorite weapons! Jess will use my Kats! I will (reluctantly) use his M4's! H2H, 6220 points 10% arty, no infiltrators, using WBW Winter City map. It is dawn, visibility is 14, IIRC.

We are not enemies! We are warming up for the sissies we will face soon! I will beat him though!:mad:

Goblin

hmmmmmmmmmmmm ok then..its on!

in a nice way:D

A top secret photo of the two warriors practicing for their battle with Orzel/Belisarius/Don Doom....smuggled out by spies:



LOL

Originally posted by Orzel Bialy
A top secret photo of the two warriors practicing for their battle with Orzel/Belisarius/Don Doom....smuggled out by spies:



LOL

Thats a 88 package if I ever saw one! LOL;)

ok Gob..play nice..Im old

Originally posted by Orzel Bialy
A top secret photo of the two warriors practicing for their battle with Orzel/Belisarius/Don Doom....smuggled out by spies:



LOL

WHOA! Jess is HOT!! Stop looking at my package, you twisted SOB....

I will be a perfect gentleman, Jess. I will play nice as I vaporize your units! Who am I kidding, I am using M4's....:rolleyes:

Goblin

Well, not an auspicious beginning to victory. I lost 2 Greyhounds to StuGIV's, and 1 to JAGDTIGERS!! He found TWO Jagdtigers right off, was promptly hit TWICE and LIVED! Then I tried to get him out.... No survivors.

I nuked them, but they are monsters!! Of course, if Jess's theory is correct, I will easily defeat them with my M4's...:p

The enemy has launched a smoke barrage or four. Some 81mm mortar smoke rounds fell at several locations. My men steel themselves to face the massive behemoths!

Goblin

Originally posted by Goblin
Of course, if Jess's theory is correct, I will easily defeat them with my M4's...:p

*pffft* BWAHAHAHHHAAA.....

WAAAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAA

You will indeed confirm your sissy-ness in this battle, Green One :D

Have some Mint Julip, Dandelion Petal tea and be quiet, your's is coming soon (again).


Goblin

JAGDTIGERS!! I cannot confirm this my friend..I think you saw an easy8 and freaked!

I understand..driving around in the "Billys" must make you high!:D

as it goes..I must kill you..mind you I love you..but I must..Honor before friendship!:mad:

awww Im just kidd'n!

no contact...Gob ran away!:mad:

Lost another Greyhound! To a Tiger... The Tiger was still 'in cover', so I have a feeling Jess is being cagey on this one.... The StuGIV up north is actually 3 StuGIV's. I did not see the Jagdtigers this turn, but continue to nuke the general area, because they scare the kaka out of me.

Goblin

By the way, this map freaking rules a$$!


Goblin- A Goblin compliments the cartographer;)

Originally posted by Goblin
By the way, this map freaking rules a$$!


Goblin- A Goblin compliments the cartographer;)

I second that..

For fair play and because this is only a Friendly exercise I only killed a few crews this turn and gave my good friend a smoke screen to hide behind..Those JgTigers went on back to Germany..we dont want any of our troope slipp'n on Goblin Drop'ns:eek:

Enemy infantry sighted! Elite Fusiliers! German Special Forces. It gonna be a test, because they face the US RANGERS!!! That's right, baby, daddy has his Rangers!

Jess's smoke barrage continues, and there is ALOT of it! This makes the Goblin feel all homey and comfy! One of Jess's mortars switched to HE rounds on the road bend south of the antitanks ditch near bottom of the map.

No armor sighted. Why he doesn't march just one Tiger over here and kill a crapload of M4's, I will never know....:p


Goblin

Originally posted by Goblin
Enemy infantry sighted! Elite Fusiliers! German Special Forces. It gonna be a test, because they face the US RANGERS!!! That's right, baby, daddy has his Rangers!

Jess's smoke barrage continues, and there is ALOT of it! This makes the Goblin feel all homey and comfy! One of Jess's mortars switched to HE rounds on the road bend south of the antitanks ditch near bottom of the map.

No armor sighted. Why he doesn't march just one Tiger over here and kill a crapload of M4's, I will never know....:p


Goblin

I cannot confirm nor deny the use of Fusiliers...Daddy has Rangers? now why would daddy do that?:mad:

My enemy (good friend Goblin) will not show his face, I am happy not to face my enemys (good friend Goblins) BillyBadAss M4s..as they would kill me dead! My enemy (good friend Goblin) has yet more smoke to hide behind..but I did switch 1/2 of my morts over to HE this round to prepair for an assault on my enemy (good friend Goblin) postions.


why it reminds me of an old story..ya see I was a Morman Priest a long time ago...yep sure was...well this bishops daughter and I where cleaning the baptism fountain and well one thing led to another and ...well...ya know..right there in church! it was not really my fault ya see..she was there I was there we where already in a place where any sin we did would be washed away right there and then..she was disfellowshiped..and I was excommunicated..the moral..well that's kind of how I feel about fighting Goblin..If I really Kill him..will my sin be washed away?

That last paragraph is worthy of a:


*******************BONG***********************

Turn coming shortly. Jess, I have changed one of my tanks names. Watch for it!

Goblin

Because Rangers are Billy Bada$$ mofo's!

Lots of enemy infantry has been spotted! Its gonna be a brawl! My esteemed ally, yet current foe, Jess is going to try to take on my mighty M4's! He will, of course, be crushed by their might!

<I don't really believe that crap, but I am supposed to sound confident in my tanks, its a morale thing, you understand.>

Come! I will gun you down with my low velocity wonderguns!

Goblin

WOW! easy8s huh....you are the man...ummm I mean Night Critter

Gobs BillyBadAss Easy8s took out 2 of the wimpy German Stugs..

I see RANGERS! its true.... I love Rangers..do I have to kill them

I sent a VW (Jeep wanna be) on a hell bent fly by night suicide mission...well...it worked..he died...

Gob also has 105s! my god man next thing ya know Gob will be signing up with the good guys for keep!;)

Hell of a ride huh my friend?

Those 105's are the least accurate weapon made!!! My Rangers and your Fusiliers have gone at it. My Rangers brought rifles. Your guys brought SMG's. We drove off the Fusiliers.

There are StuGIV's everywhere!! They are crawling all over the place like the Sissies at a Calgon sale! I will beat them, just like Jess and I will destroy the Sissies!

Goblin

Lord fogive me my sins...forgive for the men I have killed and the friend I am about to:mad:

Gob had a jumbo up north that took like 6 75mm hits...and was still shooting back! so I pull up a JgTiger..a ranger zook team shoots...ding...the jumbo shoots ...ding..The JgTiger puts one into the zook team..they run..along with 2 ranger squads..then...

"gunner left..target Sherman Jumbo" FIRE!:mad:

kAAAAAAAAAAAbLAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

ITS AN ARTY WAS AS WELL...gOB AND HIS 105S ARE NASTY!

Surrender my friend...I beg ya...surrender now!

Gob lost 4 tanks this turn