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Hawk's getting dizzy from being smacked!

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:07 pm
by Goblin
Hawk wants some more abuse!

He wants the Germans, I have the Russians. 4220 for me, 4640 for him (10% to make up the pricing difference). H2H. Early 1944. Daylight!:( Clear weather! Didn't check the darn sight range, what's the point...:(

What's more, we have an air section available each!:eek:

I am gonna overrun him (again), then kill his A0 unit (again), then smash his reinforcements (again)!

To arms Comrades!

Goblin

LMAO!!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:31 pm
by Hawk
Ya Hear that Herr Goring...AIR UNITS!!!
Don't let us DOWN :(......... My the teacher likes to trash talk :mad:
In the words of the the great Judge (What the heck is his name!! :confused: )
AHHHH "Let's Get It On!!!"

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:36 pm
by Goblin
Mills Lane? I'm ready to RUUUUMMMMMBBBBLE!!!

Goblin:mad: :mad: :mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Here we go again!!!1

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2002 2:17 am
by Hawk
Ok Goblin, here is my set up !...... Your going to be in for a rude awakening my friend!!!!! Oh yeah Goodluck ;) :D :D

Re: Here we go again!!!1

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2002 5:23 am
by M4Jess
Originally posted by Hawk
Ok Goblin, here is my set up !...... Your going to be in for a rude awakening my friend!!!!! Oh yeah Goodluck ;) :D :D


Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go


Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go


Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go


Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go


wait a sec...let me read the intro again....BRB......(music in background.."Goblin dont be a hero dont be a fool with your life...Goblin dont be a hero come back and make me your wife...and as he started to go..she said Goblin keep your head low..oooowww Goblin come back to me)

Ok...just read the intro...

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:11 pm
by Goblin
Its on! Nice bombardment Hawk, hope you brought extra ammo....;)

Surrender now, its less Embarassment! Undertow is sitting here, and he agrees...:D

Goblin:mad:

Uneventful!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 1:48 am
by Hawk
Well....well... my Russian Friend.....you like the shells raining down on you....huh? Well he comes some more for Uncle Stalin:mad: :mad: :mad: ....keep your heads up!!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 2:37 am
by Goblin
Tiger! An adventurous BA-11 scout car, nearing the end of its movement, found a Tiger near Hawks north side of the map. As soon as the car was fired upon, he was out of movement. Not good. Knowing full well how dead I was, I shot at the Tiger, hoping to throw a tread, blow the gun, ruin the paint job, whatever. I missed alot, so did he. I lived. In desperation, I bailed the crew and popped smoke! Now if he will only pull into the smoke...:p It is quiet everywhere else... :confused:

Bring it Rookie. You are better than a newbie, so that doesn't fit anymore...:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Goblin

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:22 am
by Don Doom
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go


Yea:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:27 am
by Goblin
Originally posted by Don Doom
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go


Yea:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)



:(

Goblin- A Goblin sheds a tear

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:27 am
by M4Jess
Originally posted by Don Doom
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go
Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go Go Hawk Go


Yea:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)



Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go Go Gob Go

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:28 am
by Goblin
:)

Goblin- A Goblin is pleased

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:32 am
by Belisarius
With no M4's on either side, I don't know whom to root for.

Go Gob!

Go Hawk!

GO HAWK!!

H-man deserves a double cheer, because
1) He's new
2) He's got Tigers :D ;) :p

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:36 am
by Goblin
Originally posted by Belisarius
With no M4's on either side, I don't know whom to root for.

Go Gob!

Go Hawk!

GO HAWK!!

H-man deserves a double cheer, because
1) He's new
2) He's got Tigers :D ;) :p


DAM IT Belisarius!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Wait... You're right....

I still must slap him like a hysterical woman. That will sober him right up. *CRACK* "Th-th-thanks G-G-Gob-Goblin. I will s-s-stop cry-cry-crying now."

Goblin- A Goblin brings him back to reality

A pat on the head

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 3:50 am
by Belisarius
There, there my green friend. I'm absolutely sure that you'll do fine. :) Thought Hawk could use the support as he has still to take your scalp. :p

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 4:10 am
by Don Doom
Someone has to root for the fresh meat!;)

Tiger?

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 4:53 am
by Hawk
Tiger! Are you sure it was a Tiger....my friend? I thought it was a painted up Mark III....hmmm.... i'll check the invoice.
Thanks for leaving us the BA-11 scout car. :D It will look nice in my garage back in Germany.

My men have only seen the BA-11 scout car......hmmmmm where are they hiding?:confused:
We move forward for the Father Land

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 5:32 am
by Goblin
Lord! Besides the 105 K guns that he has, the horrible THUMP of mortars has begun! 120mm rounds fill the air!

Yuri and his crew jumped back into the scout car this turn, and probed forward a little more..... CRACK! wooooooshBONK!! Hit by an 88mm round! An ineffective hit!?!? Wanna bet? Hard to fight sitting in your own feces. I withdrew. The range was on the order of 4 hexes.

Speaking of range, I have Tigers 38 hexes away revealing their positions by firing at halftracks with a 5% hit chance...Hawk, you may want to adjust your engagement ranges...

Another Tiger managed to take a short range shot on a T34, with a miss. More new shorts requested from the Comrade Commissary Officer. Range around 7 or 8 hexes. I think this is about to explode.

Let's do this, Hawk! Good luck!

Goblin

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 11:35 am
by VikingNo2
Hawk what year are you fighting in ?


Nevermind I just read the begining of the post, if you don't have any you might want to get some Strumtigers, makes infantry have a very bad day

Thanks

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 7:11 pm
by Hawk
RGR That Viking.....i might have them ......or......i might not:D But Goblin will find out soonnnn....enough:D :D