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This is how fights start

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:56 pm
by Aurelian
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RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:36 am
by Kuokkanen
Heh. I'm past 30 and still unmarried. Should I be celebrating too...

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:37 am
by Josh
ORIGINAL: Aurelian

Subject: FW: High school reunion




























Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it up large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".

Then the fight started.

Sounds like a scene from "Married with Children" [&o]

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:01 am
by Noble713
ORIGINAL: Matti Kuokkanen

Heh. I'm past 30 and still unmarried. Should I be celebrating too...

Absolutely. It's the best mix of maturity, experience, but still enough youth to capitalize on it all. If you apply yourself properly, the quality and quantity of women you can experience in your 30's is ridiculous. And you can still snag a nice early-mid 20's wife and settle down before 40. (I'm 32, BTW).

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:02 am
by Aurelian
ORIGINAL: Josh

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

Subject: FW: High school reunion




























Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it up large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".

Then the fight started.

Sounds like a scene from "Married with Children" [&o]

Loved that show.

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:34 pm
by TulliusDetritus
ORIGINAL: Aurelian

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".

Then the fight started.

:)

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:41 pm
by Jagdtiger14
Noble713: You are so right!!! Add to that your 40's as well! I got married (first time) a couple years ago (when I was 50) snagging a hot 25 year old Swedish girl;-)

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:50 pm
by Kuokkanen
ORIGINAL: Noble713

If you apply yourself properly, the quality and quantity of women you can experience in your 30's is ridiculous.
I've got a problem with that: I have insufficient idea how to "apply myself properly". I can start conversation and sometimes I can come up with good (I think) one-liners. But I can't follow it up, I can't keep up conversation, and often I keep getting turned down outright by groups of girls who want to keep on among themselves. And I'm not exactly handsome nor fit either. It's been mostly hookers for me [:(]

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:02 pm
by Aurelian
How to kill a joke thread 101.............

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:18 pm
by aaatoysandmore
ORIGINAL: Aurelian

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Why'd you delete all that Aure? It was pretty good.

RE: This is how fights start

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:01 pm
by Aurelian
ORIGINAL: aaatoysandmore

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

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Why'd you delete all that Aure? It was pretty good.

Read some of the posts above.