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The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:08 am
by AbwehrX
"Seven Man Army"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw0kg2GWVHo
This is so absurd and exaggerated that it should be a comedy.
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:47 am
by Zap
it was pretty intense looked close to the real thing to me. But what do I know I never been in battle

RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:22 am
by milkweg
The exaggerated body motion from explosions is worth it alone.
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:15 am
by RodyMetal
I like the Tank scene, super ninja grenade

RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:29 am
by wodin
Loved it!! I like the delayed cartwheels etc..fanbloodytastic
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:48 am
by zakblood
i wanted to reply and add to this, but my post again became a novel, so i just deleted it and thought better of it.
99% of all war films are utter rubbish, unless watching for fun and a laugh, as there's no history, fact's or anything real in almost any of them i'm sorry to say imo.
history is written by the winners, and facts tend to be forgotten and replaced with pure fiction for the most part, regarding films anyway, and some books
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:32 am
by warspite1
warspite1
That is brilliant!
- loved the formation dancing when shot.
- So its a rule that if behind a load of sandbags, one has to jump over the sandbags in the art of dying?
- The bloke on the tank. What a guy!
Reminds me that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVESMxs4rbA
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:36 pm
by JWW
Brings back fond memories of my bayonet vs sword training during basic training.
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:58 pm
by Kuokkanen
ORIGINAL: zakblood
99% of all war films are utter rubbish, unless watching for fun and a laugh, as there's no history, fact's or anything real in almost any of them i'm sorry to say imo.
history is written by the winners, and facts tend to be forgotten and replaced with pure fiction for the most part, regarding films anyway, and some books
History is also written by survivors. Germany lost the World Wars, yet that is where
All quiet on the western front comes from. Finland lost Winter War & Continuation War (look them up if you don't know) and that hasn't been changed in the films & books that have been made over here (at least in the ones I've seen). Even in one of the more fictionalized novels is said: "We lost Karelia."
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:35 pm
by wodin
This is on a whole new level though to 99% of War films:)
Did you watch it?
ORIGINAL: zakblood
i wanted to reply and add to this, but my post again became a novel, so i just deleted it and thought better of it.
99% of all war films are utter rubbish, unless watching for fun and a laugh, as there's no history, fact's or anything real in almost any of them i'm sorry to say imo.
history is written by the winners, and facts tend to be forgotten and replaced with pure fiction for the most part, regarding films anyway, and some books
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:45 pm
by operating
Actually found it pretty entertaining..!![:D]
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:12 pm
by warspite1
To be fair it was a whole lot more realistic than Pearl Harbor.....
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:53 pm
by AbwehrX
I like the Tank scene, super ninja grenade

Yes that was extremely silly. Tankers are supposed to be buttoned up in a battle. [:D]
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:59 pm
by Zap
The tank machine gunner was in a position to see the tank rider easily. Rider must have had applied stealth cream[:)]
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:18 am
by radic202
Is it a Chinese or Japanese film? This looks so silly I first thought it was a "Monthy Pyton" Parody????
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:32 am
by proflui
I hope anyone who understand Chinese please take a look of this one....super hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKxUeE24MEk
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:47 am
by AbwehrX
I dont speak Chinese but the ending is both horrid and glorious at the same time. [X(]
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:58 am
by Pvt_Grunt
2 minute mark - Is that Bruce Lee?
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:48 am
by matttanner
Delta Force.. those Chuck Norris one-liners are hilariously boring.
RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:25 pm
by Titanwarrior89
"FURY"...the final tank scene Killing Mounds of Germans. Tanks then had dead zones. [:o][:-]