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challenge (Kat) vs. Hawk(M4) 1 on 1

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:08 am
by Hawk
Ok challenge let me know if all goes well with this.......Good Luck......

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:23 am
by challenge
And so it begins... sort of.

Yes it begins!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:28 am
by Hawk
My trusty M4 moves through the snowy Town sniffing out the cent of a tired....scared Kat!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:26 pm
by M4Jess
Go Hawk! Kill the Bastard!:mad:

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:15 pm
by challenge
Cold, winter, snow. I thought I left this behind in Russia. It's a clear crisp day with a dusting of white over the town ahead. Somewhere in this leafless strip of land (and I do mean strip -- I feel like I'm in a tunnel) is an Americaner Panzer. I don't know if he is just foolish, or very foolish to face the pride of the Weirmach alone, but so be it.

Hawk, I'm alternating zip files. In case something goes wrong we can go back to the previous and reload the turn before.

Jess, please, stifle yourself. ;)

No Problem Bro.

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:15 pm
by Hawk
Also if your Tank immobilized.......we start over form the last round......

The air is thins to say the least.....i open the hatch and peer out.......I hear rumbling in the far off distance.....hmmmm
i can sense the danger......and the FEAR he must have...:mad: :mad: :mad:
We come out to take a look around...still nothing..................

opps!!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:16 pm
by Hawk
Forgot the file!!!!!!:( :( :(

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:55 pm
by challenge
Fear? From us? The winds going the wrong way. That's from your own crew who have begun to doubt the sanity of their own tank (if you can call it that) commander.

On the cold you can smell the scent of wood fires from all the houses along the road leading west: even above the fumes leaking diesel from the bad seals on the fuel tank. After driving Panthers, I had forgotten just how slow the mighty tiger must move to keep the transmission intact. If I was going to be driving a Siberian Tiger, at least they could have painted it white!

Hmmmmm

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:33 pm
by Hawk
"FEAR" My men eat "Fear "
for breakfast and wash it down with "PURE GUTS" .
The snowy Town looks deserted. My driver stops the Mighty 8 to ask some folks if they have seen the "Hated Germans" .....They say head East .....and KILLLLLLLLLL THEMMMMM:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:31 pm
by challenge
Some villagers, running through the woods, passed us up a bottle of wine and said some arrogant American was oogling their daughters and asking a lot of silly tourist questions, like: is that way East? as they pointed south. To assist them in their rapid demise, the villagers said, the pointed them in the right direction.

We thanked them for their information and sent them on their way.

No sign of the American yet. It may be that they stopped at the local bistro for some food and wine. We understand their rations are not the best, and they still think they can grow good wine in California.

PS Just read your profile. How's the Kill.

Well

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:48 pm
by Hawk
challenge what do you really expect from the French..........:rolleyes: :rolleyes: The people we talked to were Belguim......

My Gunner tells me that "The Kat is near"....i asked "How do you know?"
and he told me that his "Trigger finger feels nice and steady when ever a decrpted Tiger who lost it's way is around" I pat him on the head . Still no sign of this Feared Tank..:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Doh!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:49 pm
by Hawk
Did it again!!!!!!
and yes i'm by the KiLL.....it's still there....but closed down to anymore packages ...;) ;) ;) That means my House price will go up!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:51 pm
by Belisarius
GET HIM CHALLENGE!! EARN YOUR WINGS!!! :D :D

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:08 am
by challenge
Quietly, well, as quietly as a big cat can, the tiger stalks its prey. Hiding will only buy you time americaner, not victory. Doesn't that crossroads in the center of town look inviting? Had I artillery, I'd pulverize that spot just because it looks so semetrical.

If you are waiting for me, it will be a long wait. Kats are never in a rush; and as you wait the anticipation builds... you get ansy ... you fall to the mighty claws.

I'm praticing my opponent baiting. How am I doing?

You're near the Kill and your house has value. I'm impressed. Heard there was a big to-do there recently, but being in Austin, we don't get much in the way of detail.

Okay, just so you remember:
  • Reply to thread
  • Attach file,
  • Then taunt.

Ummmmmmmm

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:43 am
by Hawk
You fogot one more thing....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Can't play without the file???????? Are you that afraid.......to even send it.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And to answer to your stalking......
Blah blah blah.....Are we playing a game or are you really here just to Bore me???:D :D ;) ;) :p

And im not that near the kill....but i am 1 mile away from the big Gasoline explosion....i was at work...my wife said the whole house shook... :eek: :eek:
And on a sad note to men lost their lives...it was thought to be possible terrorist.......but it was really an accident.


oh yeah where is my file !!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad::

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:56 am
by challenge
Interesting. I attached the file, but when I edited the post it apparently didn't stay attached.

Wait, I didn't edit that one!! I was so busy harranging you about forgetting the file, I did it. I hate when a good rib backfires.:D

Listen up......

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:20 am
by Hawk
Are you hiding on purpose or do you want to slugg it out like men...

We are drinking Hot Chocolate and listening to Benny Goodman...
We figure this Kat doesnt want to come out and play.......To bad i have a nice Shell with his name on it.....

Re: Listen up......

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 6:17 am
by challenge
Originally posted by Hawk
Are you hiding on purpose or do you want to slugg it out like men...


Did you expect me to walk down mainstreet with a gun on my hip like in your American Wild West shows? Ever watch a cat with a mouse? They move slowly, only striking when they know the mouse is in reach, and then they play with them for a little...

Yea Yea....

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 7:31 am
by Hawk
When you talk about strats...all i hear is Blah Blah Blah,,,,,,,,,
Come on are we not men in big expensive machines!!!!! Are you that worried about a little old M4 .....not to take the Bull by the Horns,,,,,,,,

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 7:54 am
by challenge
Is that how you lost your duel with Jess: Charging into his guns?

And I'm not talking strategy; I'm talking s**t! Get it straight.