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Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:37 pm
by Zorch
I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.
1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
2. Satan's School For Girls
3. Snakes on a Plane
4. Mars Wants Women
5. They Saved Hitler's Brain
6. Surf Nazis Must Die
7. Hobo With a Shotgun
8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:06 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.
1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
warspite1
I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:41 am
by Alan Sharif
Nude Nuns With Big Guns was on TV, here in the UK, only a couple of days ago. It was on very late, and a TV magazine I saw gave it the lowest possible mark when reviewed. I did not see it myself, but I think you can safely give it a miss.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:00 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.
1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
warspite1
I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.
You should start with a simple film like Bergman's
Seventh Seal and work your way up to
Nude Nuns With Big Guns.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:20 am
by vonRocko
"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" is a classic comedy movie. If you like the old monster movies, I highly recommend watching it.
I've seen all but 1 and 10. They are pretty lame (with the exception of frankenstein). But with the right libations and attitude they can be fun to watch.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:33 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: vonRocko
"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" is a classic comedy movie. If you like the old monster movies, I highly recommend watching it.
I've seen all but 1 and 10. They are pretty lame (with the exception of frankenstein). But with the right libations and attitude they can be fun to watch.
Thank you! You are a true connoisseur of schlock films.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:02 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
I have not actually seen any of these movies (although I have seen some of their trailers). Please let me know if any of them are worth seeing.
1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
warspite1
I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.
You should start with a simple film like Bergman's
Seventh Seal and work your way up to
Nude Nuns With Big Guns.
warspite1
That's good advice. I think I was too over optimistic in terms of what I could process.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns was just so deep on so many levels. Why, the psychological implications alone were staggering.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:22 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1
I started watching this but had to give up. It was simply too complex for me to properly understand. I found it full of subtle nuances that were difficult to follow unless unless one is truly at home with the genre. A cerebral work, this film explored in depth aspects of a nun's life that one needs to be fully immersed in the faith to really be able to appreciate.
You should start with a simple film like Bergman's
Seventh Seal and work your way up to
Nude Nuns With Big Guns.
warspite1
That's good advice. I think I was too over optimistic in terms of what I could process.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns was just so deep on so many levels. Why, the psychological implications alone were staggering.
I must confess that I'm afraid to watch it...I may have to frequently stop and rewind it to make sure I didn't miss anything.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:08 pm
by Kuokkanen
1 title more:
Call Girl of Cthulhu
Anyone seen that one?
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:04 am
by Zorch
Ok, Call Girl of Cthulhu has been added. One more to make an even dozen?
1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
2. Satan's School For Girls
What classes do they offer?
3. Snakes on a Plane
Samuel L Jackson!
4. Mars Wants Women
5. They Saved Hitler's Brain
6. Surf Nazis Must Die
Imagine Hitler on a surfboard
7. Hobo With a Shotgun
The late great Rutger Hauer is the Hobo
8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
The filmmaker interviewed his ex-girlfriends
11. Call Girl of Cthulhu
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:26 pm
by Halsey
7. Hobo with a Shotgun
What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]
Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.
Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.
This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]
Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:41 am
by Capt. Harlock
I'm not sure you can call it a film, but:
"Bambi Meets Godzilla"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s3UogfAGg0
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:34 am
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Halsey
7. Hobo with a Shotgun
What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]
Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.
Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.
This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]
Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]
+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.
I will look for Hobo and watch if it shows up.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:26 pm
by Curtis Lemay
You've left off:
The Assault of the Killer Bimbos, and
Teenage Cat Girls in Heat.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:35 pm
by GibClaret80
No particular order
Kelly's Heroes
Where Eagles Dare
Die Hard
Brewsters Millions
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:32 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Halsey
7. Hobo with a Shotgun
What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]
Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.
Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.
This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]
Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]
+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.
+2. Wasn't there a scene where Machete killed a bad guy by backing up a boat on a pier and hitting him with propellers? [:D]
My liver can't handle the requisite preliminaries to enjoy these movies as much as I used to.
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:49 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: GibClaret80
No particular order
Kelly's Heroes
Where Eagles Dare
Die Hard
Brewsters Millions
Unfortunately the titles of these fine movies are not funny or outrageous enough to qualify for the List.
Thank you for participating. You may pick up your consolation gift at the door. [:)]
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:57 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay
You've left off:
The Assault of the Killer Bimbos, and
Teenage Cat Girls in Heat.
I will add your fine suggestions to the list, pending further investigation. What do Killer Bimbos do when they're not assaulting? This being a public forum, we don't want to give the kiddies any misleading ideas that might corrupt their morals (any more than we want them corrupted).
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:38 pm
by Halsey
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Halsey
7. Hobo with a Shotgun
What a riot to watch, buckets of fake blood thrown from the off screen special effects team.[:D]
Poor Rutger Hauer "RIP", must have owed someone a favor, or a lot of money to play this roll.
Story line about a homeless man who goes to a Pawn Shop to buy a lawnmower to start his own business.
Instead he buys a shotgun and becomes a vigilante.
This movie ranks up there with "Killer Clowns from Outer Space".[:D]
Another awesome movie is "Machete", the unedited version.[;)]
+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.
+2. Wasn't there a scene where Machete killed a bad guy by backing up a boat on a pier and hitting him with propellers? [:D]
My liver can't handle the requisite preliminaries to enjoy these movies as much as I used to.
Maybe the content will help boost it up on the list.
I love it when he rappels out of a hospital window using some poor smucks intestines.[:D]
At the start of the movie, I can't figure out how the girl hides the knife where she does.
That's gotta hurt.
It has to be the unedited version you watch, the censored version just doesn't do this movie justice.[;)]
RE: Favorite Film Titles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:04 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Halsey
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
+1 Machete was great. Unfortunately the title isn't silly enough for the list.
+2. Wasn't there a scene where Machete killed a bad guy by backing up a boat on a pier and hitting him with propellers? [:D]
My liver can't handle the requisite preliminaries to enjoy these movies as much as I used to.
Maybe the content will help boost it up on the list.
I love it when he rappels out of a hospital window using some poor smucks intestines.[:D]
At the start of the movie, I can't figure out how the girl hides the knife where she does.
That's gotta hurt.
It has to be the unedited version you watch, the censored version just doesn't do this movie justice.[;)]
I must have seen the censored version because I don't remember the former scene. But the title isn't weird enough for the list. Sorry about that...