OT joke about the NTSB
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 9:11 pm
[ telegram from the field to the Washington DC office of the NTSB]
National Transportation Safety Board
Accident Investi-farting Division
attn: Ralph Roguenstarter-Williams, Supervisor of Investi-farters
Simple case of pilot error stop Cessna 172 crashed in a cemetary short of the runway stop fuel exhaustion stop evidence that all aboard were killed stop have discovered additional bodies that may be involved in the crash stop 258 bodies dug up so far stop still digging stop this investi-fartation may take several weeks stop
National Transportation Safety Board
Accident Investi-farting Division
attn: Ralph Roguenstarter-Williams, Supervisor of Investi-farters
Simple case of pilot error stop Cessna 172 crashed in a cemetary short of the runway stop fuel exhaustion stop evidence that all aboard were killed stop have discovered additional bodies that may be involved in the crash stop 258 bodies dug up so far stop still digging stop this investi-fartation may take several weeks stop