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Given the size of that refrigerator, I am not surprised.

How about this one:

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/newsgood ... smsnnews11

Man, that's so cold... [:D]

Funny stuff. Keep it coming....GP

Just saw this thread and needed to ask a question: Is this the right place to debate the merits of abortion, single-payer systems of healthcare vs. public insurance policies and the like? [:D]

Maybe this is more what you're looking for?...

Patient Zero: "..."
Mathematician: "What are you waiting for?"

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Funny stuff. Keep it coming....GP

Probably from the 1990s or early 2000s.

ORIGINAL: btd64

Funny stuff. Keep it coming....GP

For the men who want to be happy:

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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

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Funny stuff. Keep it coming....GP

For the men who want to be happy:

Ha ha ha ha. One is enough for me. [:D]....GP

Pretty much my entire office binge-watched Tiger King this past week. Talk about a break from reality.

oh and this:

I tried a joke yesterday in another thread to which I was informed that you CANNOT make jokes about California.

But I CAN make jokes about my brother which involves California. He's two years gone and I miss talking with him. It's a very short story with a joke in it.

Rick used to rant and rave about all the retards in California and Utah. They were never ending target of his ire at the world. Any day around him and you would hear at least one comment about those two states.

Several years ago I finally reminded him that of all members of the family, he was the only one born in California and therefore a natural born Californian. To which he would growl "Yeah, but I didn't have a say in that matter".

Then he goes and dies in Utah.

He truly thought he was an Idaho lad.

ouch!

hmmmmm - (look to see if I'm bleeding) - whew!

OK - I can take that hit. [8|]

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Pretty much my entire office binge-watched Tiger King this past week. Talk about a break from reality.

That is the greatest documentary I've ever seen.

It's nothing personal for anyone, even those from California or Utah, except for my brother and I.

If you want to create a little humor in this world, it should not be limited to only those things that a person finds humorous to their selves. An average gal might look at your first joke and be offended by it. Jokes are meant to be jokes. Simply that. Everyone finds different things humorous.

I thought mine to be more ironic that humor.

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It's nothing personal for anyone, even those from California or Utah, except for my brother and I.

If you want to create a little humor in this world, it should not be limited to only those things that a person finds humorous to their selves. An average gal might look at your first joke and be offended by it. Jokes are meant to be jokes. Simply that. Everyone finds different things humorous.

I thought mine to be more ironic that humor.

It's nothing personal to anyone here either, but we have a lot of jokes about people from OK/KS.

I'd say that's common anywhere.

I'd also say the best form of humor is self deprecation. You have to be able to not take yourself so serious

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