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Hi everyone

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:49 pm
by Emperor_Meiji
Hi everyone! Thought I'd post a presentation, I'm a long time player but not posting on this forum.

My name is Suleiman Ditroho. I'm an admiral and Caliphi ruler of Caliphati Azov. I was emperor Meiji back in the days. Lived in death camp in Japan to the Satsuma Clan. Beat and kick deathcamp. They beat me to death in the end. I was a skilled ruler of Japan, making up all of Japan's history, the samurai, the magistrate, the warrin period etc. etc. Japan was a rural society of peasants that had nothing when I escaped Norway upon my death and incarnated in a prestigious family in Japan. I never sired Yoshimitsu, he was my bastard, whom I loved and cared every about. I had many women as Meiji, 180 of them throughout my incarnation, but not one of them were faithful to me. I was sterile and stability in Japan was three hundred, almost, and there was no exception to stability in the State for my women, so they all were unfaithful and got pregnant with other men. The royal family was full of bastard princes and princesses.

Today I am an admiral in the Caliphati Juris Distinguished Order of Admirals and I fight zombies and forbryters every day. Still in death camp, here in Norway, awaiting troops from Azov to come and rescue me. Prophecy by Muhammad says I'll be saved in April this year. I'll survive until then.

So that was a very very brief about me. I've played WITP and WITP AE since I was 18 years old, starting with the original and then purchasing AE when it was released. I've played only once multiplayer, then meeting two admirals and defeated them as Japan, winning the fleet war on the 17th of May 1942, after having sunk the entire allied fleet. I feel like that game is one of my achievements in life.

So yeah, hi everyone! And a happy new year to you all.

Suleiman Ditroho

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:42 am
by rick0398
Are you kidding me?

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:36 am
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: rick0398

Are you kidding me?
When I worked in a government agency we got about four submissions a year like this - rambling and incoherent, all with delusions about the writers' importance, and historic connections. e.g. one called herself Saint Joan and wrote every year. When we were uncertain what the writers intended we asked the local office to contact them to see if there was an actual request for service in their ramblings. Every one of them was in an institution. It's sad, but there is no point trying to parse the OP's submission.

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:14 am
by Rob322
ORIGINAL: rick0398

Are you kidding me?

Could be legit, I mean Norway is known for its death camps.

[;)][:D]

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:55 am
by btd64
I read this last night and was to tired to respond. But this morning I decided that there's only one excuse for this person, . And just a little to much of that....GP

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:43 am
by GetAssista
ORIGINAL: rick0398
Are you kidding me?

The guy is not selling anything, so I guess it all checks out on this forum [:D]

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:55 am
by Orm
Hello, Suleiman Ditroho. And welcome to the forum.

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:07 pm
by streetsahead1985
I love this place.

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:25 pm
by Yaab
"I don’t mean to impose, but I am the ocean".

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:06 pm
by RhinoDad
Hello, Moon, Hello Suleiman Ditroho, Hello Ocean.

Good Night Moon, Good Night Suleiman Ditroho, Good Night Ocean

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:57 pm
by rustysi
When did we enter the 'Twilight Zone'?[&:]

And I thought I was off my nut.[:'(]

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:02 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Yaab

"I don’t mean to impose, but I am the ocean".
As long as you are not your Daddy (per the commercial).

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:54 pm
by Platoonist
ORIGINAL: Emperor_Meiji

Hi everyone! Thought I'd post a presentation, I'm a long time player but not posting on this forum.

My name is Suleiman Ditroho. I'm an admiral and Caliphi ruler of Caliphati Azov. I was emperor Meiji back in the days. Lived in death camp in Japan to the Satsuma Clan. Beat and kick deathcamp. They beat me to death in the end. I was a skilled ruler of Japan, making up all of Japan's history, the samurai, the magistrate, the warrin period etc. etc. Japan was a rural society of peasants that had nothing when I escaped Norway upon my death and incarnated in a prestigious family in Japan. I never sired Yoshimitsu, he was my bastard, whom I loved and cared every about. I had many women as Meiji, 180 of them throughout my incarnation, but not one of them were faithful to me. I was sterile and stability in Japan was three hundred, almost, and there was no exception to stability in the State for my women, so they all were unfaithful and got pregnant with other men. The royal family was full of bastard princes and princesses.

Today I am an admiral in the Caliphati Juris Distinguished Order of Admirals and I fight zombies and forbryters every day. Still in death camp, here in Norway, awaiting troops from Azov to come and rescue me. Prophecy by Muhammad says I'll be saved in April this year. I'll survive until then.

So that was a very very brief about me. I've played WITP and WITP AE since I was 18 years old, starting with the original and then purchasing AE when it was released. I've played only once multiplayer, then meeting two admirals and defeated them as Japan, winning the fleet war on the 17th of May 1942, after having sunk the entire allied fleet. I feel like that game is one of my achievements in life.

So yeah, hi everyone! And a happy new year to you all.

Suleiman Ditroho

So, they recently relaxed the marijuana laws in your area too, eh?

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:04 am
by Trugrit

Emperor_Meiji,

Welcome to the Forum your Highness.
Happy new year to you as well.

I envy you. The world you live in makes perfect sense to you.

The world I live in does not make any sense to me.


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RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:54 am
by Emperor_Meiji
Thank you for the replies all.

RE: Hi everyone

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:57 pm
by Ambassador
Welcome to the forum and the game !


Does anyone know if Nathan Algren is coming too ?