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WW II Movie "Caption This":
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:30 am
by AbsntMndedProf
Just on a whim, I thought I'd post a still from a famous WW II movie for a 'caption this' post. If it gets a good reply, I'll try it again with other stills. (This one is from 'The Battle of the Bulge'.):
Eric Maietta
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:35 am
by AbsntMndedProf
I'll get the ball rolling:
'Hair club for men'? Was ist es?' 
:D
Eric Maietta
ACHTUNG!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:47 am
by stevemk1a
"Herr Oberst!!! ... according to this notice we are being cited for bad acting, lame 1960's prop tanks, cheesy dialogue, and overall historical inaccuracy ... Gott im Himmel !!!"

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 8:59 am
by chief
"This surrender leaflet from the US has a picture of Lana Turner on it asking our good boys to desert. the yanks don't play fair."
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:58 am
by nelmsm1
Look Hans, if we order from one item from column A and one from column B we get egg rolls. Who needs those French restaraunts!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:21 pm
by challenge
"Who wrote this script?"
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 4:20 pm
by Les_the_Sarge_9_1
We are sorry we can not accept your application at this time.
But we will keep your application on file should we have need of your Blitzkrieg talents.
Thankyou for considering the Whermact for your warmongering needs.
Sincerely Adolf Hitler.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 5:42 pm
by Goblin
I am pre-approved, regardless of past credit problems!
Goblin
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:02 pm
by odog1999
*Reading from paper* Congratulations on your purchase of a Tiger I. Please take a few seconds to fill out this customer survey.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:01 am
by tracer
"You see Wilhelm, this photo proves that buying your wife lingerie isn't always a good idea".

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:01 am
by Huffy
NUTS,...hmmmm....NUTS.....
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:18 am
by pasternakski
It's the end of our careers, Fred. They hired two other actors to play Hogan and Klink in that TV series we auditioned for last month.
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:22 am
by ItsMeBrenGun
"What the--! Alright... WHO made all the phone-sex calls THIS time?! We just got a telephone bill for 40,000 RM!
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 5:43 pm
by Les_the_Sarge_9_1
Ah for the love of.....I protest. We had the maneuvers there last summer, and the quarters suck.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:20 am
by mogami
"Easy to understand instructions my ***. We'll never finish putting this coo-coo clock together"
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:45 am
by Bernie
"It says, 'Isert trab A into harmonius srot B after froding on line C...' Why did we have to take the Japanese as our allies? We'll never get this blasted glider built!"
Re: WW II Movie "Caption This":
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:22 pm
by M4Jess
Originally posted by AbsntMndedProf
Just on a whim, I thought I'd post a still from a famous WW II movie for a 'caption this' post. If it gets a good reply, I'll try it again with other stills. (This one is from 'The Battle of the Bulge'.):
Eric Maietta
ASL Rule Book...Page 1 of 165,254 hmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:51 pm
by Royal Warwicks
"Hell what does this say I can't see without my glasses."
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:48 am
by Randy
If we are Germans, why is this script in English?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:29 pm
by Bernie
It's the report on my agent... He's hiding out in Switzerland. Have the guys playing the Ghestapo pick him up. I'll teach that ***** to get me involved in such a crappy movie!