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Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:59 am**

Eric Maietta

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:10 am**

"Jeez this has been a long cruise. You have a date for the saturday night dance yet?"

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:57 am**

"Okay... so this dyslexic Nazi walks into a bra..."

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:18 am**

"Get a hold of yourself son, you're a British Naval Officer!, grab that blurry thing down there and crank it three times to the left ... I don't put much faith in modern science, but, according to the Boffins at Bletchley Park, every U-Boat within 50 miles will sink!!"

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:24 am**

Originally posted by Mogami
"Jeez this has been a long cruise. You have a date for the saturday night dance yet?"

Bwahahaaa... Mogami wins.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:16 pm**

I was only looking at birds. No I wasn't looking at Sheilas!

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:51 pm**

"I don't mind resturants that make you wear a tie and jacket, but this place is taking their nautical theme just a bit too far!"

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:17 pm**

okay...now cough.....

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:18 pm**

Capt. Ericson (Jack Hawkins): "Seaman Jones, Do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?"

:D

Eric Maietta

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:42 am**

Jenkins, you bleeding idiot, if you try opening the seacocks again, I'll toss you over the side, no matter how bloody funny you think it is.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:14 am**

"Reginald, I've always loved you. You take the last spot in the lifeboat"

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:15 am**

"What do you mean, gammy leg?"

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:45 pm**

Look if you wear the cap like your supposed to, you never have a bad hair day.

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2003 5:29 pm**

"Can't a man take a leak ont he bridge in quiet anymore??? Yes, what is it XO?? "

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:56 am**

Okay, so you left the keys in the ignition and locked the door to the bridge by mistake...have you tried a coathanger?

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