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Are still picking on my M4....why?

:rolleyes:

come on...when you find something that "works" why change??? lmao :p

Easy target? (quite literally)

Goblin

I likey that one Goblin...

Same reason why that scrawny kid always got beat up at school Jess.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

It's like those public service spots you see on TV...

"Friends don't let friends drive junk!"

We're just being friends Jess, 'ol buddy, 'ol pal!

Maybe if you would change your nick to Tiger or something they wouldnt dare to tease you

If you drove a Cooper Mini to work wouldn't you expect to be laughed at by the people driving the more up market cars?

How is this any different? You're driving a Chevy while we drive a Porsche.

Silencer wrote:If you drove a Cooper Mini to work wouldn't you expect to be laughed at by the people driving the more up market cars?

How is this any different? You're driving a Chevy while we drive a Porsche.

Uh..bad analogy. Coopers f*cking own... :p

Both the original version and the modern one. You just can't get that much driving fun for so little money anywhere else. Excellent handling and road grip.



Just my personal opinion.

Belisarius wrote:Uh..bad analogy. Coopers f*cking own... :p

Both the original version and the modern one. You just can't get that much driving fun for so little money anywhere else. Excellent handling and road grip.



Just my personal opinion.

Change the Mini to an AMC Pacer.

In fact, if you look at a Pacer and M4 side-by-side, there's a remarkable resemblance. Prototype maybe?

We should suggest a 75mm armed Pacer as an upgrade to the M4? I, for one, would love to see an artists' rendering of this. (As if poor Bryan doesn't have enough to do, he's now sorting through charts to find it. We love you, Bryan, really.)

KG Erwin wrote:We should suggest a 75mm armed Pacer as an upgrade to the M4? I, for one, would love to see an artists' rendering of this. (As if poor Bryan doesn't have enough to do, he's now sorting through charts to find it. We love you, Bryan, really.)

I attempted to create one for you but ran into a problem...

The concept made my computer so sick it started projectile vomiting CD's and 3.5" floppies across the room (much to the detriment of various walls and windows) and the monitor developed a nasty tic along the edge. Some things are just too hideous to attempt I guess.

KG Erwin wrote:We should suggest a 75mm armed Pacer as an upgrade to the M4? I, for one, would love to see an artists' rendering of this. (As if poor Bryan doesn't have enough to do, he's now sorting through charts to find it. We love you, Bryan, really.)

After the debacle with my computer and trying to make one for you, I decided on a different tactic.

At great personal risk, and using techniques I'd rather not go into in an open forum, I was able to raid certain DoD "Concept File" locations and "borrow" this rare photograph from their files.

Bernie wrote:After the debacle with my computer and trying to make one for you, I decided on a different tactic.

At great personal risk, and using techniques I'd rather not go into in an open forum, I was able to raid certain DoD "Concept File" locations and "borrow" this rare photograph from their files.

LOL!

(I am so gonna regret this)

However!

True story,

In 1980 I loaded up my 1969 Chevy Van (complete with SAG, Disco Light, and 25+ Bean Bags...and headed off to Daytona..When I got there the Van died ...My brother Joe says to me..."Hey I have a Pacer for sale!" , "All you have to do is sign here and take over the payments"

Soooo, I signed ...... Drove the Pacer for 2 weeks...then......(As I was driving home from Orlando) the damm Pacer......cought on fire and burned to the ground...

Thats all I got ta say bout dat....... :sleep:











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M4 Jess wrote:LOL!

(I am so gonna regret this)

However!

True story,

In 1980 I loaded up my 1969 Chevy Van (complete with SAG, Disco Light, and 25+ Bean Bags...and headed off to Daytona..When I got there the Van died ...My brother Joe says to me..."Hey I have a Pacer for sale!" , "All you have to do is sign here and take over the payments"

Soooo, I signed ...... Drove the Pacer for 2 weeks...then......(As I was driving home from Orlando) the damm Pacer......cought on fire and burned to the ground...

Thats all I got ta say bout dat....... :sleep:

No! Burned to the ground you say?

No apparent reason? Did it, maybe, catch sight of a Porsche or Mercedes? I'll bet that's what happened! It saw a German car and burst into flames. Genetics you know...

There we have it folks! More proof that the AMC Pacer is a direct descendant of the M4 Sherman! Spontaneous cumbustion at the mere sight of a German vehicle!

Bernie wrote:No! Burned to the ground you say?

No apparent reason? Did it, maybe, catch sight of a Porsche or Mercedes? I'll bet that's what happened! It saw a German car and burst into flames. Genetics you know...

There we have it folks! More proof that the AMC Pacer is a direct descendant of the M4 Sherman! Spontanoius cumbustion at the mere sight of a German vehicle!

Shut up and play the turn Bernie :rolleyes:

M4 Jess wrote:Shut up and play the turn Bernie :rolleyes:

I am! I am! :rolleyes:

This is the Psy-Ops portion of the turn, where I ridicule and humiliate you.

KG Erwin wrote:We should suggest a 75mm armed Pacer as an upgrade to the M4? I, for one, would love to see an artists' rendering of this. (As if poor Bryan doesn't have enough to do, he's now sorting through charts to find it. We love you, Bryan, really.)

Best I could find was this captured Pacer, fitted with a 75mm PaK40. :rolleyes:

Lol!

Goblin

tracer wrote:Best I could find was this captured Pacer, fitted with a 75mm PaK40. :rolleyes:

Mine's cuter! :p