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Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:37 am
by Luskan
The Situation: I am a nasty evil beta tester just looking for some new meat. I have room for 1 more PBEM - and there will be no quitting, no whining and lots of slagging and lying. Psychops are definitely on. Would prefer a nasty UV vet for my opponent, but am willing to crucify amateurs.

The Deal: At least 1 if not 2 turns every 24 hours, no matter what time zone you are in, plus whatever extras we can manage on weekends. Be aware, if I AM kicking your ass mercilessly, then I'm probably going to record it in the immortality of PBEM.

The Setup:
FOW on, Jap sub doctrine off, allied damage on, auto build at start off, auto accept replacements on, auto sub ops on, extremely variable reinforcement, Jap surprise on, vary first turn.

The rules: Same as all my other Pbem house rules.

1. As the jap player I will port attack PH on turn 1, no where else, although bombardments, invasions, and hitting airfields are all fair game.

2. As the allied player on turn 1 you will not enter ANY orders to ANYTHING to simulate my achieving surprise, except if you want to move your CVs which is ok. (So no creating tfs, no orders in china, no tweaking the cap over PH, no pacific fleet NOT being in PH on turn 1 - You get to do all that on turn 2).


My new experimental (and possibly sucky) first turn is all set and ready to go. Save slot 15.

Luskan1@iprimus.com.au if this sounds like you!

You'll be sending your first turn straight back basically once you move your cvs, and then I'll send turn 2 straight back straight away (is set up so I probably don't have to do anything turn 2). Then you can spend hours as the allies trying to figure out what to do.

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:25 am
by Oliver Heindorf
I would be happy to kick your butt, belive me, I started with pbems playing SPI with the great Wild Bill Wilder and I've got a nick name from him ....[:D]

but

Slot 15 is already blocked here due to pbem with HFO

I am on vacation from Friday on ( Sailing the Baltic Sea )

But WitP will last forever on my HDD, no need to hurry yet. [:)]

I think we come togehter some day else as I have some other offers already in the inbox [:)]

good luck !

cheers!

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:26 am
by Luskan
Sooner or later then - however I can change the slot as required.

Also, is a scn 15 (should have said that).

Anyone?!?!?!

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:12 am
by Luskan
sorry folks, looks like I've got my new scalp.

May have to repost for a new opponent depending on how my time shapes up in the next 6 months etc.

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:30 pm
by pablomagno
pablo.velo@tiscali.it
I want to pick the allied
Slot >20
[:-]

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:59 pm
by general billy
Isnt the title 'Lookin for a new bitch!' abit offensive????????????? [:-]

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:40 pm
by denisonh
So? It definitely advertises the tone of the game he looking for, specifically, trash talking.

I guess political correctness hasn't made it all they way to Australia.[:D]
ORIGINAL: general billy

Isnt the title 'Lookin for a new bitch!' abit offensive????????????? [:-]

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:03 pm
by Mr.Frag
Isnt the title 'Lookin for a new bitch!' abit offensive????????????? [:-]

Yes, but look at it the other way ... who's going to be holding the whip when he is in the corner whining about loosing? [:D]

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:34 pm
by dpstafford
ORIGINAL: Luskan
The Situation: I am a nasty evil beta tester just looking for some new meat. I have room for 1 more PBEM - and there will be no quitting, no whining and lots of slagging and lying. Psychops are definitely on. Would prefer a nasty UV vet for my opponent, but am willing to crucify amateurs.
So, you are out looking for new skank while failing to take care of the ones you already have?!? (In other words--where's my turn!!!)

RE: Lookin for a new bitch!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:06 pm
by denisonh
Busted!
ORIGINAL: dpstafford
ORIGINAL: Luskan
The Situation: I am a nasty evil beta tester just looking for some new meat. I have room for 1 more PBEM - and there will be no quitting, no whining and lots of slagging and lying. Psychops are definitely on. Would prefer a nasty UV vet for my opponent, but am willing to crucify amateurs.
So, you are out looking for new skank while failing to take care of the ones you already have?!? (In other words--where's my turn!!!)