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Apologies to Ravinhood but I had to do it.

MATRIX THE EVIL EMPIRE

1. They have taken over my life
2. They have brainwashed me with their evil games that worship the god of war.
3. They take all my money and all they offer is patch 1.005647 ( is this the higher level in which i get to meet the alien bloke with the rolls royce?)
4. IF you play the games backwards they spell out the words ' Y.O.U A.R.E.A.S.I.L.L.Y.B.U.G.G.E.R' - This is proof of these Soul destroyer's
5. Errrr........running out now but I bet most of em are dodgy blokes who are between 35 and 50 and that is good enough in my book....

Get over it. Go get another beer and and do another turn... Jeesh... some people will complain about anything[:D]

Yeah... Stop whining, watchtower. Once you relinquish the last of your free will (which was overrated anyway), you'll feel much better.

Get another beer!!! if I get another one I wil just go oyut andf somethhijing thsbinfd is really not th erthimg. I love you all itss jusat thatt imre a.......

How dare you steal MY WORDS, MY GLORY, MY FAME!! Where's VIC??

Just remember ... MATRIX spelled sideways is RATMIX

Hey I was only borrowing, and I did give you a credit!!

Your just another whining git.............

Just you wait until I do my Ravinhood fanboy mega banner[8D]

I for one welcome our new Matrix Overlords. [:D]

They are their for the good of us all - mind you Erik are you not one of them? or is that us?

ORIGINAL: Erik Rutins

I for one welcome our new Matrix Overlords. [:D]

Hey, I got that...

Just one of the millions of classic one-liners from The Simpsons [:D]

Face it, any of us who are married gave up our freedom years ago.

Marriage is ok in my BOOK, but, I've been reading "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover". lol

ORIGINAL: ravinhood
Marriage is ok in my BOOK, but, I've been reading "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover". lol

Did that book cost $19.99 or less? I hope you're getting your money's worth... [;)]

Regards,

- Erik

LOL Erik you should know by now I only buy "Penny Novels".

ORIGINAL: showboat1

Face it, any of us who are married gave up our freedom years ago.

omg this is so true! *looks to makes sure wife isnt watching me type this post* [:D]

ORIGINAL: showboat1

Face it, any of us who are married gave up our freedom years ago.

Funny... I thought the same thing [8|]

Which is probably why I'll stay single now! No more dirty socks to pick up... no catering to his "needs" (mostly nutritional), and plenty of time for me to do what I want to do!

[:D][:D][:D]

But, what if he likes to play wargames too rhonda?

Hey isn't this getting a bit sexist? Some of us blokes don't even wear socks!! I gave up on that underwear stuff years ago when the last lot vanished underneath the bed.

ORIGINAL: ravinhood

But, what if he likes to play wargames too rhonda?

Well... maybe... if he was also a guitarist... [:D]