So, One Day...

[BrucePowers]

still could not find the grapes that had been asked for....

[YankeeAirRat]

The bartender threw them all out saying, "This is not a comedy bar!" take the act someplace else....

[BrucePowers]

so then the Catholic Priest, the Rabbi, and the Unitarian Minister walked into the Jewish deli next door....

[warspite1]

and joined a queue that contained 12 WITP-AE playing nuns, patiently awaiting the next delivery of bagels ....

[sprior]

but due to a mix up a dozen oggies were delivered instead. Oh no, ...

[warspite1]

"No M***** F***ing Bagels?!" screamed the lead, and rather potty-mouthed, nun. "And WTF is an oggie when its at home anyway?" "Let me make myself clear. I want a f***ing bagel...NOW".


She wasn't very nice, was she boys and girls?

[pws1225]

Fearing the wrath of the enraged nun, the deli meister said "Please wait a moment and let me take a look in the back room", where he discovered ...

[USSAmerica]

that DivePac was alive!  His email .....

[BrucePowers]

And then DivePac started singing....

I feel happy, happy. I am not dead yet I am not dead yet. I can dance and I can sing. I can do the highland fling I am not yet dead. No need to go to bed No need to call the doctor 'cause I am not yet dead....

[pws1225]

After his song, DivePac said "However, I do have this parachute strapped to my back and there seems to be quite large whole in the roof. Do you suppose ...:

[rms1pa]

that smoking hole in the ground over there is..

[USSAmerica]

...all that will remain of the hacker who scammed me if I ever find him!  Why, the first thing I'm gonna do to him is......

[pws1225]

... introduce him to that nun in the deli who will ...

[Canoerebel]

remove her nylons with a pair of tongs. Why? Well, she said heartily,

[YankeeAirRat]

"That these are holy hose and can't be touched by mere mortals", so go to the sanctuary and get me....

[LST Express]

a sears and roebuck catalog to..........

[Schanilec]

...take over to the outhouse behind the grotto.

[jeffk3510]

While I finish this High Life... the Nectar of the Gods

[nashvillen]

I tried to ignore a certain thread that remained so tempting that my significant other...

[LST Express]

hit me over the head with a frying pan and I just woke up to find.......