Do wargames IMPROVE your sex life?

[jhdeerslayer]

I'm not getting any until WITP shows up I am told. Please hurry....[:'(]

[EMO]

ORIGINAL: Deerslayer

And you think wives don't like wargames? My wife has a fantasy of taking care of me while playing WITP. Of course, it is not available yet for DD so I don't get any until then. Another reason to hurry up Matrix.[X(]

What a great way to add spice to your sex life--WW2 romantic role play! You must be a WITP officer ....

Then we sent for the nurses to come to Tulagi
The nurses they made it with ease,
Their arse on the table each bearing this label
Reserved for the officers please.

Bless 'em all, bless 'em all
The long and the short and the tall,
Bless all the sergeants and corporals too
Bless all the privates and above all bless you
So we're saying good bye to them all
As back to our fox holes we'll crawl,
There'll be no promotion this side of the ocean
So cheer up my lads bless 'em all

{FROM SPRIOR ON MATRIX GAMES FORUM}