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btd64 wrote: Sun Oct 09, 2022 7:25 pm Grump....
RJ this is a grumpy thread. Not a funny thread.
Please comply and be grumpy ....GP

GRUMP!!!!!

He asked for a newspaper and she did not give him one. That is the complaint!

GRUMP!!!!!

Alcohol abuse warning!

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It's a tough job but somebody has to do it . . .

Grump!

An Irish tank. I mean, what good do they think it will do. The enemy will probably charge it and consume the armour!

Also, it probably shots potatoes!

Grump.

I wonder if Hell is as bad as some say. The Norwegians seems nice enough. And good looking. So why the bad rep?

Grump.

Orm wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:47 pm Grump.

I wonder if Hell is as bad as some say. The Norwegians seems nice enough. And good looking. So why the bad rep?

Grump.

One word: lutefiske (sp?)

BBfanboy wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:08 am

Orm wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:47 pm Grump.

I wonder if Hell is as bad as some say. The Norwegians seems nice enough. And good looking. So why the bad rep?

Grump.

One word: lutefiske (sp?)

Grump.

There are far better reasons for getting a bad rep than lutfisk (or spelled lutefisk in Norway). If food was the main qualification then it would not be Hell. It would be something like High Coast instead. They are famous for their delicacy Surströmming. Although, to be considered a edible dish one must take precautions. Like opening the can in a place where you can not smell the content (surströmming).

Grump. Some people do not understand what makes it a great dish...
"the biggest challenge when eating surströmming is to vomit only after the first bite, as opposed to before" Double grump.

Grump....
I hate headaches.
Grump....GP

Grump.

We all hate headaches. I was going to make a bad joke about how some people would love to have a headache. However, I am just in a to bad mood to do it.

Grump.

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Seems that we have a Ranger missing.

Double grump.

Orm wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:15 pm Grump.

Seems that we have a Ranger missing.

Double grump.

He posted yesterday I think..grump....GP

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I wonder how it actually feels to roll better die rolls than my opponent does. Would it be as frustrating as always rolling worse? If I get one good roll, and two average rolls, he rolls three great rolls. Bah!

Grump.

Orm wrote: Sun Nov 20, 2022 8:00 am Grump.

I wonder how it actually feels to roll better die rolls than my opponent does. Would it be as frustrating as always rolling worse? If I get one good roll, and two average rolls, he rolls three great rolls. Bah!

Grump.

Grump...
I hear ya.
Grump....GP

Youngsters don’t play wargames anymore. Lack of patience, lack interest or too short attention spans ?

Makes me feel old and grumpy.

GRUMP!

Ambassador wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:36 pm Youngsters don’t play wargames anymore. Lack of patience, lack interest or too short attention spans ?

Makes me feel old and grumpy.

GRUMP!

Grump....GP

I am old and grumpy.

Often I do not feel old. Now I feel Ancient.

Grump.

My bones Ache.
Grump....GP

btd64 wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 1:02 pm My bones Ache.
Grump....GP

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I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps it is some comfort that it could be worse.

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Why is it that my opponent constantly roll better than me. When I roll good, he rolls awesome. I can occasionally get a die roll that is better than his. However, in each and every impulse the die average is better for him. This is getting beyond annoying.

Grump.

Grump.

Sunny outside. Feels like spring.

Grump.

And I just feel tired, sad, and resigned.

Grump.

And wish I had a lawn so that I could yell at it.

Grump.

Grump!!

Woe is me,
I should just let things be.
But I can play,
all of the day!

Grump!!

I have no wife,
so I have no life.
Or is it that I have no life
because I have no wife?

Grump!!

Maybe I should get married
instead of getting buried.
Then I would have a wife,
and a life!

On the way to the marriage,
I could ride in a carriage.
Pulled by a horse,
of course!

If I had a wife,
then I would have a life.
She could tell me that I am wrong,
while she is wearing a thong!

If I could learn to bake,
I would make her a cake.
But she would complain,
and look at me with distain.

Grump!!

If I baked her a pie,
she would look at the sky.
"You made it with cherries,
when I wanted berries!"

Grump!!

So I have no wife,
thus I have a life.
Why is it that I have a life
because I have no wife?