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Good question. The one and original SLAAKMAN has good grammar and spelling, while the toady SLAAKIE has quite poor spelling and grammar. However, all indications point to possible personality disorders such that it could be one and the same physical form but with more than one controlling ego??? The easiest way to tell would be through the logged IP addresses of the posts, but only Matrix personnel can get that . I guess this will remain a mystery unless someone gets e-mails from both of the masked capitalizers and compares the sources, and even that may not solve the MYSTERY. UGH, SLAAK, SLAAK I HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVERRRRR.

YES GREAT SLAAKOMMANDANT WE OPERATIVES UPSTAGE OVERLORDSHIP AND OUTGENERAL THE OPOSITION! WE ARE NOT YOU WE LEARNING FROM YOU BIG BOOBS AND WARGAMES! SLAAKATAK!
STEFVERDRAGON YES WE HAVING SAME INTERESTS
WE NOT HAVING PERSONALITY DISORDER
30 AUGUST 1943 LOSS
2427|299|994|2014
9170|2768|4261|3131
RUSSKY NOT FAIR NOT ATAK KEEP LINE ENTRENCH! HOW SLAAK GET MOSCOU NOW? MAGNUS AFRAID ATAK?:(

Originally posted by SLAAKIE
YES GREAT SLAAKOMMANDANT WE OPERATIVES UPSTAGE OVERLORDSHIP AND OUTGENERAL THE OPOSITION! WE ARE NOT YOU WE LEARNING FROM YOU BIG BOOBS AND WARGAMES! SLAAKATAK!
STEFVERDRAGON YES WE HAVING SAME INTERESTS
WE NOT HAVING PERSONALITY DISORDER
30 AUGUST 1943 LOSS
2427|299|994|2014
9170|2768|4261|3131
RUSSKY NOT FAIR NOT ATAK KEEP LINE ENTRENCH! HOW SLAAK GET MOSCOU NOW? MAGNUS AFRAID ATAK?:(

Want to buy a consonant?

I reread the manual but there's nothing there about fairness. Sorry, slaakie, magnus not afraid atak - magnus atak right time only. Me tarzan; you never Jane.

Seriously; this is the first time I play the 1943 scenario and to me it feels like a nice setup for a draw. As the russian, are you supposed to attack continously and bleed the germans out or is there room for a breakthrough?

Also; the italian front has surrendered 3 times now. Is that normal or is my opponent draining the south?

/magnus

Originally posted by MagnusOlsson
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Also; the italian front has surrendered 3 times now. Is that normal or is my opponent draining the south?

/magnus [/B]

Probably but, as out of date as it is, look at the manual's timeline. Look what month of '43 you're entering. Even he can read, I''m sure. In a while, he will have only German units to hold Italy with, believe me. If he doesn't do that, it's "GOOD-BYE CHARLIE!" or SLAAKIE, or whatever!

He may not be draining the South, but he sure as hell is draining just about everyone else!

It's like cyber-sitting for a Tasmanian Devil with a partially busted keyboard.

Oh well, at least the streets of Amsterdam are a safer place as long as he's playing or posting!

:rolleyes::D

Originally posted by Stefdragon

Oh well, at least the streets of Amsterdam are a safer place as long as he's playing or posting!

:rolleyes::D

As long as we don't start thinking about what he is doing DURING posting...

Last turn was 8/30/1943 and the Italians surrendered, the allied landed in sicily. 3rd shatter of that front.

Rgds,
Magnus

This is absolutely hillarious. Magnus, give this gollum opps I mean Slaakie some swedish steel!!!

Originally posted by Kuniworth
This is absolutely hillarious. Magnus, give this gollum opps I mean Slaakie some swedish steel!!!

I will, rest assured. It's just that he's dug in so deep I'll have to use mining equipment to get him out. He's trying to do a Jules Verne 'to the center of the earth' on the russian steppe.

But as soon he returns to the face of the earth I will do some AmsterDamage...

YES MAGNUS THE GERMAN ARMY IS DIGGING THE RED ARMY'S GRAVE IN THE STEPPE. PLEASE STEP INTO IT. THANKS FOR THE GLASSES OFFER, BUT THEY'RE QUITE OLD AND EXPENSIVE I'M AFRAID. HOW ABOUT A BET ON THE OUTCOME OF THIS GAME TO HELP ME RAISE THE MONEY?:p :p :p

Originally posted by SLAAKIE
YES MAGNUS THE GERMAN ARMY IS DIGGING THE RED ARMY'S GRAVE IN THE STEPPE. PLEASE STEP INTO IT. THANKS FOR THE GLASSES OFFER, BUT THEY'RE QUITE OLD AND EXPENSIVE I'M AFRAID. HOW ABOUT A BET ON THE OUTCOME OF THIS GAME TO HELP ME RAISE THE MONEY?:p :p :p

Let me think about that. In the mean time I'd like to commend you on your improved grammar. You have of course realized that you need to speak a decent english to be able to negotiate with my fellow allies when they knock on the backdoor to your hollow evil empire.


/Magnus

YES I HAVE ALREADY NEGOTIATED WITH THE ALLIES. THEY SAY THEY WON'T ATTACK ANYMORE. THEY'LL WAIT FOR ME TO DEFEAT THE RUSSKIES FIRST.:p
MY NEW GIRLFRIEND KNOWS ENGLISH VERY WELL. SHE HELPS ME NOW WITH MY POSTS. SHE ALSO HAS BIG BOOBS:)
TOTAL LOSSES 13 SEPTEMBER 1943:
GERMAN: 3706/ 415/1599/2413
RUSSKY: 12840/3474/6956/3718
DOWN WITH COMMUNISM! LONG LIVE FUHRER SLAAK!

Originally posted by MagnusOlsson
doing DURING posting...

GREAT, MAGNUS! YOU START USING CAPS. IT WON'T BE LONG NOW! ACTUALLY, I ONLY STARTED PLAYING WITH YOU BECAUSE I NOTICED THE CAPS IN YOUR SWEDEN LOCATION.:p :p :p

The SLAAKness of Matrix is getting worse. Not only is there SLAAKIE and SLAAKMAN, but I see there is a SLAAKATTAK. And 2 of the 3 have birthdays today! Imagine that. And SLAAKMAN, in this thread, signed his post SLAAKATTAK! They are all merging into one user that will use a font size of HUGE and the world will never be the same again. I think it is time to run for cover and ride out the storm.

PS Happy birthday, all you SLAAKs.

Happy birthday to the now notorious SLAAK TWINS!!

Allow me to impart some SLAAKITUDE-like wisdom upon both of your sorry souls:

"A big bust and nice smile do not a woman make....BUT THEY'RE A DARN GOOD START!!"-Stefdragon

See, we do have something in common!

THANX! CELEBRATING

THANX TO ALL OF MY MINIONS HERE ON THE FORUM FOR MAKING MY BIRTHDAY AN EPIC TO REMEMBER. I HEREBY COMMISION MY PROTEGE SLAAKIE AS NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD IN THE GREAT STRUGGLE TO BRING SLAAKERY TO THE WORLD. HE WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE US ALL VERY PROUD. YOU CAN ALSO STUDY OUR OTHER GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS ON THIS SITE;

http://www.militarygameronline.com/foru ... rumid=108;
SLAAKATTAK

Originally posted by SLAAKATTAK
http://www.militarygameronline.com/foru ... rumid=108;
SLAAKATTAK

SLAAK, you've been busy! I noticed that your friends on the other forum has the nice link to Denmark by night (http://olivierbazin.free.fr/party/nights/babez_php.htm) as I have. I live in Sweden, but I have only 25 minutes to Copenhagen; so that link gives a proper picture of my weekends.

/Magnus

Dear Magnus:

MEOW!!

Dear SLAAK:

I'm afraid SLAAKIE, that in the link referral category, Mag has given you quite a trouncing.

I go with the Mag-Link hands down!

Focused, in depth, to the point, great research!

THANX GREAT SLAAKAANVOERDER! I AM PROUD TO BE YOUR MINION AND NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD! I HUMBLY SUGGEST THAT WE ALSO CONFER THE TITLE OF SLAAKORPORAAL TO MAGNUSLAAK! HE HAS PUT A VERY GOOD LINK ON THIS FORUM TOO. MAYBE WE HAVE ALREADY MET HIM!

YOUR QUITE WELCOME NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE AND SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSENSLAAKER. MAGS OVER AT MGO IS A LOYAL SECRETARY TO THE CAUSE OF SLAAKERY AND IS ALSO THE PROUD CHAIRMAN OF THE SWEDISH DENTAL NURSES APPRECIATION ASSOCIATION OR BETTER KNOWN AS THE SDNAO. HE WILL KEEP US UPDATED ON NEW MEMBERS AND PARTY TIMES FOR OUR FURTHER EDUCATION. BE SLAAK.
SLAAKMAN

18 SEPTEMBER 1943 NEW GREAT SUCCESSES IN THE FIELD! THE GERMAN ARMY TAKES THE OFFENSIVE! FINAL OBJECTIVE: MOSCOW. TOTAL LOSSES:
6793/767/3152/4571
20772/5088/9650/7060
LONG LIVE SLAAKERY!
NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE