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Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 1:29 am
by MagnusOlsson
Originally posted by SLAAKIE
18 SEPTEMBER 1943 NEW GREAT SUCCESSES IN THE FIELD! THE GERMAN ARMY TAKES THE OFFENSIVE! FINAL OBJECTIVE: MOSCOW. TOTAL LOSSES:
6793/767/3152/4571
20772/5088/9650/7060
LONG LIVE SLAAKERY!
NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE
Offensive? Where??? The slaakarmy hasn't moved an inch; at least not forward. But the russian losses are quite staggering, I agree on that. Still, my pool of squads is growing.
Luftwaffe has lost a lot of planes lately; the red air force managed to bomb a german HQ and destroy 113 very expensive aircrafts.
/Magnus
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 1:32 am
by MagnusOlsson
Originally posted by SLAAKATTAK
YOUR QUITE WELCOME NIEDERSLAAKKAMERAD SLAAKIE AND SLAAKORPORAAL MAGNUSOLSENSLAAKER. MAGS OVER AT MGO IS A LOYAL SECRETARY TO THE CAUSE OF SLAAKERY AND IS ALSO THE PROUD CHAIRMAN OF THE SWEDISH DENTAL NURSES APPRECIATION ASSOCIATION OR BETTER KNOWN AS THE SDNAO. HE WILL KEEP US UPDATED ON NEW MEMBERS AND PARTY TIMES FOR OUR FURTHER EDUCATION. BE SLAAK.
SLAAKMAN
Are you talking to yourself often? There's things to be said about that.
You MUST do the test on this site:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotag ... botage.asp
Please complete the whole test.
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:22 am
by SLAAKIE
MAGNUS YOU NEED THE GLASSES TO SEE THAT YOU ARE SLAAKATTAKED! THE RAINS HAVE STOPPED. THE SLAAKWEERMACHT BEGINS ITS VICTORIOUS ADVANCE TO MOSCOW. HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS RUSSKIES RUN AWAY IN TERROR! SLAAKWEERMACHT CAPTURES CITY OF VELIKIE LUKI.
TOTAL LOSS 15 NOVEMBER 1943:
GERMAN: 8500/1000/3500/5500
RUSSKY:25000/6000/11500/8500
DOWN WITH THE BOLSHEVIK! ONWARDS TO MOSCOW!
:p :p :p
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:08 pm
by Ed Cogburn
Slaakie, Slaakman, Slaakatak? I feel a headache coming on......
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 11:38 pm
by MagnusOlsson
Originally posted by SLAAKIE
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS RUSSKIES RUN AWAY IN TERROR!
We are not running in terror. We are merely doing tactical retreats to straighten out the frontline and shorten supply routes. And it was not several hundred thousand. It was one guy, Ivan Stefanovitj, and he is now executed.
/Magnus
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:05 am
by SLAAKIE
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2003 11:12 pm
by SLAAKMAN
GO SLAAKIE GO!!!! SLAAKERY PREVAILS WITH BOOB WARFARE AND CHARGES INTO THE RANKS OF THE ANTI-SLAAK WITH GLEE!!! NOW SMASH EVIL ANTI-SLAAK FORCES WITH POWER OF BILLION SUNS TAKE MOSCOW SLAAK GOOD!!!!! SQUEEZE BOOBS!! NOW GUESS WHO?? AMBUSHED!!
SLAAKATTAK:p :p
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:55 am
by MagnusOlsson
Originally posted by SLAAKMAN
GO SLAAKIE GO!!!! SLAAKERY PREVAILS WITH BOOB WARFARE AND CHARGES INTO THE RANKS OF THE ANTI-SLAAK WITH GLEE!!! NOW SMASH EVIL ANTI-SLAAK FORCES WITH POWER OF BILLION SUNS TAKE MOSCOW SLAAK GOOD!!!!! SQUEEZE BOOBS!! NOW GUESS WHO?? AMBUSHED!!
SLAAKATTAK:p :p
Woa. Just reading the slaak-mails I get drains me from all energy. We the reds tried hard with Ilja Ehrenburg, but he committed suicide when he realized that he's been outslaaked.
A young man at the front however, mr Majakovski, found inspiration in the slaakie rants and started to write poetry.
As for the war; it goes so-so.
/Magnus
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2003 10:58 pm
by SLAAKATTAK
WELL??? WHATS THE LATEST NEWS FROM THE FRONT? SLAAKIE I EXPECT FREQUENT REPORTS FROM THE FRONT LINES. IF YOU FAIL TO REPORT THEN YOU ARE ACHIEVING TRUE SLAAKERY.....OH THATS ALRIGHT THOUGH. NOW THE VICTORY IS COMPLETE SINCE MAGS IS ALSO SLAAKING OFF ON THE JOB TOO!!! KEEP UP THE SLAAKCEASEFIRE!:o
SLAAKATTAK
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:55 pm
by SLAAKIE
4/4/44 NICE DATE! THE GREAT SLAAKOFFENSIVE STOPS BECAUSE OF MUD. TOTAL LOSS:
RUSSKIE:61.000/10.000/22.000/19.000
SLAAKIE:20.000/3.500/8.000/11.000
SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS 50.000 SQUADS 5.000 PANTHER TANKS 1.000 TIGER TANKS AND 3.500 FW190A. LONG LIVE FUHRER SLAAKIE! THE END OF THE RED ARMY IS NEAR!:D
:p :p :p
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2003 2:20 am
by MagnusOlsson
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2003 3:01 am
by SLAAKIE
RED AIR "FORCE" STINKS AND YOU WILL SOON KNOW WHY! ALL IT CAN DO IS FLY IN RAIN AND DESTROY 50 OLD PLANES ON UNDEFENDED AIRFIELD. AMERICANS ARE NOT A PROBLEM. THEY NEVER CAN BOMB ANYTHING. AXIS OIL IS 140. THE SLAAKINDUSTRY PRODUCES 150 FW EVERY WEEK. NOW MORE THAN 3 MILLION RUSSKIES ARE DEAD AND THE SLAAKWEERMACHT WILL MAKE BIG ADVANCE WHEN RAIN STOPS.:p :p :p :p :p :p
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2003 3:26 am
by SLAAKMAN
GO SLAAKIE GO! GO SLAAKIE GO! BUT DONT YOU GO WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND DONT YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2003 4:01 am
by SLAAKIE
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 12:23 am
by MagnusOlsson
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:13 am
by SLAAKIE
YES MAGNUS FANCY WORDS CANT WIN THE WAR. YOU GO LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY AND SEE HOW ITS CALLED: SINCE THE GAME BEGINNING,
NO RUSSKY ATTAK EVER SUCCEDED! :p
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 11:58 am
by MagnusOlsson
Originally posted by SLAAKIE
YES MAGNUS FANCY WORDS CANT WIN THE WAR. YOU GO LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY AND SEE HOW ITS CALLED: SINCE THE GAME BEGINNING, NO RUSSKY ATTAK EVER SUCCEDED! :p
Can't say that yours work exceptionally well, either. As I said; I am pacing myself.
/Magnus
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 1:20 am
by SLAAKIE
GLORIOUS SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS TAKEN LENINGRAD! MOSCOW WILL BE FALLING SOON! LONG LIVE THE SLAAKFUEHRER!
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 6:32 am
by SLAAKMAN
GLORY BE TO SLAAKERY!!! LENINGRAD WILL NOW BE RENAMED "SLAAKINBURG"! I AWARD NIEDERKAMERAD SLAAKIE WITH THE COMMENDATION FOR SLAAK-INTRANSIGENCE AND STUBBORNLY PERSISTING FOR THE GOAL TO END ALL OVERACHIEVEMENT! MAGS GETS THE SLAAKOFF COMMENDATION FOR REMAINING SLAAK IN THE FACE OF AN ADVERSARYS ADVANCE AND ALLOWING AN OBJECTIVE TO FALL. GLORY TO THE GREAT CAUSE OF SLAAKERY!
SLAAKATTAK, OBERSLAAKKAMERAD AND CHAIRSLAAKER OF THE THEOCRATIC SLAAKNARCHIST PARTY
Global Turmoil
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 7:13 pm
by Stefdragon
Originally posted by SLAAKIE
GLORIOUS SLAAKWEERMACHT HAS TAKEN LENINGRAD! MOSCOW WILL BE FALLING SOON! LONG LIVE THE SLAAKFUEHRER!
Surely the world is not a safe place anymore.
:p
