A Draw Wont Do! Goblin! CHALLANGE!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sat May 18, 2002 5:20 pm

you killed my men:mad: you hurt my lil'girl:mad:

you sucked in my little brother to fight for you:mad:

Now Pastor Jess is after you!

If you have the ba**s!

(do Goblins even have ba**s?)

M4 Pastor Jess is

{up dated Goblin scenario }

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat May 18, 2002 7:20 pm

Fighting a scenario designer in his own scenario isn't a really bright idea, but I'll do it. Maybe then you have a chance!;) We've got big, brass ones, Jess!

Goblin- A Goblin clinks when he walks:p

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sat May 18, 2002 8:01 pm

Its a Moblie battle Gob..so I think it will work out, or you could concede now;)

"clink clink clink goes the Goblin,,,,BOOM BOOM BOOM goes the Jess.....:p

Really, I think it will be fun.....thanks!

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sat May 18, 2002 8:16 pm

Ok, big shootout on the river, where all those central forts are (with the AA/AT guns). I think I got the better of it, and The people need another ship for their navy. Not much else.

Went to call arty, guess what I don't have? Jess? Booma Peeka's?

Goblin- A Goblin prays they don't either:eek:

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sun May 19, 2002 12:54 am

Due to a screw-up by me sending files, we are restarting so I can send it with a password. We tried for no password so we could post it here, but can't get it to work. Stay tuned....

Goblin- Same Goblin Time, Same Goblin Channel;)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sun May 19, 2002 1:53 am

I think I was the one who screwed up:(

A Goblin forgives?:rolleyes:

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sun May 19, 2002 6:56 pm

Ok...here we go! Back to the Goblin...no Booma Peeka's? { FO's}
for either side.....so the arty will be slow...oh well its face to face over 3 bridges...whoever gets the first bridgehead will be on a roll through their opponents rear...

The People will stand united!:mad:

Paster M4 Jess

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sun May 19, 2002 8:20 pm

FYI, this scenario was custom made for the Goblin and has a lot of weird name changes for both sides...here is the translation of King Goblins units, I will post "The Peoples" translation soon.

BosaKing Goblin ~~German HQ
Rail Booma~~380mm Railgun
See'Ya~~150mm SP Rkt
Aira'Flamm~~280mm, 320mm Flamm SP Rkt
Big'Arma~~150mm Arty Towed
Med'Arma~~105mm Arty Towed
Akka~~37mm Flak Towed, or 20mm Quad Towed
Hvy'Thumper~~120mm Mrt Towed
Med'Thumper~~81mm Mrt Towed
Air'Dropa~~German FJ
Fast'Spita~~German MG34
Dropa~~German Glider
Lil'Thumpa~~75mm Inf-Gun
Lil'TankKilla~~75mm RCL
Air'Dropa'Thumper~~81mm Mrt
Bridge'Guarder~~German Spec Ops
Lil'Box~~Pillbox-7.7cm How, 37mm AT, 2 MG
TankKilla'Box~~German AT Pillbox
FastSpitta'Box~~German MG Pillbox
Big'Katta~~German Tiger I
Good'Troopa~~ German SS Inf.
ReallyBig'Kat~~German King Tiger
Troppa'Mova~~German HalfTrack
Troopa'Boss~~German HalfTrack,37mm AT
Ut'oha~~German Sturm Tiger
Fut'Flamma~~German Pioneer
Whores~~Jap Suicide AT
BitchBoss~~Russian SMG SQ
BitchBoss'Mova~~US Scout Car
CycleBitcha~~Hung. Motorcycle SQ
Ex'GirlFriends~~Russian SMG SQ
Bitch'Spitta~~Russian 7.62 Maxim HMG
Das'Wifa~~US Marine Eng SQ
Wifa'Mova~~German Halftrack
Da'Toms'Gerry~~German Maus
Stug'Um Boss~~German Stug 105mm
Stug'Um~~German StugIII
Stug'Um Riders~~German Inf 1/2 SQ
Boss'Guarda~~German Spec Ops SQ
Bossa'Tanka~~German Panther
Door;Knocka~~German Jg.Tiger
Flamma I~~ German Flamm HalfTrack
Flamma II~~German Flamm PzII
Flamma III~~German Flamm PzIII
Flamma IV~~ German Flamm Hetzer
AkkaMova I~~German Flak Pz. 38
AkkaMova II~~German Flak Pz. Moebelwagon
AkkaMova III~~German Flak Pz. Ostwind
AkkaMova IV~~German Flak SdKfz 7/1
BigTankaKilla~~German 88 Flak/AT
TankaKillaMova~~German SdKfz 7
Dasa'Boota~~German River Boat
RiverAssaulta~~German Spec Ops SQ
BadBoyz~~German Spec Ops SQ
Stuka'Bomba~~Spanish Stuka
Lil'Bomba~~Some Bi-Plane 10kg Bomb
Grass'Mowa~~Some Bi-Plane 250 lb Bomb
Big'Forta~~StrongPoint

Paster M4 Jess

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sun May 19, 2002 8:28 pm

Did not do as well on the river as I did the first time around. Not much else happening,as the board is HUGE!

You can find this scenario in the Scenario/Campaign forum, under 'A Gift for Goblin'. I urge you to check it out.

Goblin- A Goblin promotes Jess's stuff!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sun May 19, 2002 9:45 pm

Thanks Gob! but the one at that link has been up-dated (I forgot the peoples dirdrop to that one) attached here is the correct file.

The battle of the forts at Friends Bridge is almost over, Goblin hit one of my Big AA/AT's and the building came crashing down around him! His Big'Forta's are nasty!

"Paster Jess, Paster Jess!! the snot looking thing's are comming!"

"now relax people, and bring up the really heavy tanks and the cats!"

"fort Paster Jess HQ to Paster Jess, come in Paster Jess"

"Go Ahead fort HQ....."

"sir! we were unprepaired for the Slimy Greeny Thingy's attack, I fear our Arty was not ready for action!"

as I hit the end turn button...I gasped....as I forgot to assign my arty....

Paster M4 Jess- is forgetful

Back to das Goblin!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:50 am

Due to to another file issiue, I will step down from this one.. unless Goblin wants to continue..I think the files are too big.
Now Goblin cant use his Rail Guns which are his largest Arty. I sent him a message that I would not use mu 8in guns, but I fear we will run into more problems, I leave it up to Goblin.

Paster Jess

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue May 21, 2002 5:29 am

Can we fix it somehow, Jess? I REALLY wanted to try those meteor tossers!

Goblin- A Goblin named all three railguns

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 21, 2002 5:45 am

Goblin, If you say go...remember..all bets are off...besides my 8in'rs which I will step down...

Pastor ---or is it Paster--- will kill a Goblin if he says "GO"

I wait:mad:

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue May 21, 2002 7:22 am

The women folk of The People appeal to us. We're GO.

Goblin- A Goblin wants a harem:eek:

Capt. Pixel · Post by **Capt. Pixel** » Tue May 21, 2002 10:53 am

Originally posted by Goblin
The women folk of The People appeal to us. We're GO.

Goblin- A Goblin wants a harem:eek:

Might I interest you in some hirsute Italian girls?

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:33 am

If you mean your guys fighting me right now, Capt Pixel, I'm doing my best to %$#@ them already! They fight like women anyways. Its them old Sicilian ladies that run everything anyways.

I've now captured the Friends Bridge! The People have lost the fort on the west side of the bridge.

My glider landing has now occured. Guess what was one hex from my landing zone? An entire platoon of PzIV CS tanks. And at least one Tiger. Needless to say, there weren't many survivors. They even killed a glider! Never saw that before. Its almost like their commander knew they were coming in on that spot, in that turn. Weird, eh?;)

Goblin- A Goblin hates gliders

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:56 am

Really I was trying to out run the glider landing really I was...:rolleyes:

Send on da turn ol small one!

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Sat May 25, 2002 7:42 am

Dang! he did get the bridge!

I only moved units forward....always forward!

to you Gob !

M4

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu May 30, 2002 6:29 am

My glider troops are done for, unable to rally, and in the open.

Jess lost another two of his brigdge forts, but that Godawful 300 some mm fort at the Friends Bridge is murdering any that comes near it. Including its own guards! Not much progress, Jess starting to counter battery my arty parks now.

Goblin- A Goblin fears the fort

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Fri May 31, 2002 3:08 am

My glider troops are done for, unable to rally, and in the open

yeah right....................................Gob has a number of good in order units there un-like my "Peoples Air Drop" whown is dieing en'mass...but Gob did sweat a little on his Island Chateau

The battle is now (as it has been) all about the 3 bridges...

my old people in the south kicked some killa Goblin *** this turn...

I lost more forts..but I have .....more:D

AirAttacks on both sides have little or no effect...cool watching Bi-Planes:)

Back to you GobKing~!

Paster Jess:p

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