Summer Offensive - Oshawott (Axis) vs Griefhead (Russia)

[Flaviusx]

Well done. I think Griefhead probably was right to throw in the towel here. You were well set up for at least a minor win.

[STEF78]

Just one word

BRAVO!!!!

[HITMAN202]

Praise to Griefhead for a good fight against Oshawott. Oshawott ??? I thought there was a reason for me not liking that name (I'm being serious dudes.) It took some time to figure it out (remember I'm not a creative thinker), but OSHA/WATT !!! Yep, it comes at you like a comet (or a hot blooded barrister in a Jaguar.. this is not a reference to Sillyflower .. I would never besmirch him. Never.) Let me give to the breakdown ...1) OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration), the bane to all US employers, and WATT (it's easy to see the subterfuge), not just power but an all-consuming force.

Yep, he's a government spy, ready to put the hurt on Matrix's staff (their administration is doing something wrong) or any WITE poster he dislikes. But Oshawott (OSHA/WATT !!! you're not fooling anyone. You're maybe a picowatt and OSHA ??? a toothless employment agency.

[Oshawott]

Yep, he's a government spy, ready to put the hurt on Matrix's staff

Yes, it's true. I am a spy of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. I am black-listing War in the East because it leads to carpal tunnel syndrome and thus causes billions of dollars in health care costs. We need every penny right now to protect ourselves from Ebola. [:D]

[HITMAN202]

You see, I'm no dummy (at least I think so.)

How did Oshawott formulate ???

In regards to Hitman202, it's my alter ego.

[Oshawott]

How did Oshawott formulate ???

It goes like this:

1. Sit in a car with a kid who has a Nintendo DS
2. Listen to a three hour monologue about the Pokemon universe and every character in it
3. After the car drive you are being asked to enter a user name for multiplayer server
4. You enter the first thing that comes into your mind
5. Later you want to enter a more fitting name like "Josef the Impaler" but are not allowed to

[:D]

[HITMAN202]

By your conscience or your wife ??