Bismarck and Yamato

[Hortlund]

Some say that if these two ships had sailed together, the large mass of awesomeness confined in close proximity to eachother would have caused a disturbance in the gravitational and magnetic fields, causing light to bend around them, making them invisible and enabling them to fly.

At one time, in a Los Alamos test lab in 1946 the blueprints of both ships were held together up against the light, and witnesses reported seeing a mysterious greenish fog appearing in its place. The engineers close to the blueprints vanished. When the green fog lifted, the engineers were changed, some were embedded in the blueprints and others were found wandering aimelessly and without memory in New York City, several hundreds of miles away!

Therefore I think scen #1 and 2 should be changed so that Yamato is avaliable at game start, with unlimited ammo and 999 in belt armor. Oh, and with an airwing consisting of 200 Ki201 jets. And a cruise speed of 300 knots.

Would that be a reasonable representation of these historical facts?
Discuss.

[Grfin Zeppelin]

Yeah well they got it all wrong. Here is one of the rare pictures from Yamato preparing to shell PH. They later said its been the carriers but we here know the truth.

[JocMeister]

Drunk already are we? [;)]

[Grfin Zeppelin]

ORIGINAL: JocMeister

Drunk already are we? [;)]

Who do you think attacked PH ? Green Zeros ?

[Grfin Zeppelin]

Here is another one. Its the Bismark shortly after sinking the Hood via orbital bombardment

[JocMeister]

ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin

ORIGINAL: JocMeister

Drunk already are we? [;)]

Who do you think attacked PH ? Green Zeros ?

Yeah I saw that in a movie once so it must be true! It must!!

[Grfin Zeppelin]

No its wrong, the Japanese did not use green Zeros back then. They used space Battleships.

[JocMeister]

You mean they lied in the movie? But it was made in Hollywood and everything! [&:]

[Grfin Zeppelin]

ORIGINAL: JocMeister

You mean they lied in the movie? But it was made in Hollywood and everything! [&:]

Use your brain, what is more likely ? Green Zeros or space Yamato ? Realy its not that difficult.

[Smeulders]

ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin

No its wrong, the Japanese did not use green Zeros back then. They used space Battleships.

For some reason people always think that "being blown out of the water" is a bad thing. The Japanese and their rocket engines showed that this is not the case. Soon the Japanese will return from R&R at their moon base (time-share with the Germans) and then ...

[kevin_hx]

joke?[&o]

[Grfin Zeppelin]

ORIGINAL: kevin_hx

joke?[&o]

Nope, they will come and then we are screwed.

[JocMeister]

ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin

Use your brain, what is more likely ? Green Zeros or space Yamato ? Realy its not that difficult.

Hmm, perhaps you are right! I saw a Space Yamato on youtube once. Youtoube couldn´t be wrong could it?

[kevin_hx]

Is that star battleship yamato?

[Banzan]

Yes, it is: Battleship Yamato

At least they increased the AA-Gun value [:D]


I actually saw the entire film, and its a very typical "japanese hero" story with very strange acting actors, but its quite fun to watch with friends for a good laugh.

[Treetop64]

ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin
Use your brain, what is more likely ? Green Zeros or space Yamato ? Realy its not that difficult.

In a funny sort of way, this is truth. [:D]

Of course, someone forgot to tell Mr. Bay about that little detail...

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin

Yeah well they got it all wrong. Here is one of the rare pictures from Yamato preparing to shell PH. They later said its been the carriers but we here know the truth.

Now i know why the Space Shuttle always orbited upside down. Bombardment Mission was selected.

[LeeChard]

Now I have the Evil Empire music running through my brain

[Kwik E Mart]

...You like Yamayto and I like Yomahto,
Bizmark, Bismarck, Yamayto, Yomahto!
Let's call the whole thing off!...

[LST Express]

Isn't there a movie about battleships and aliens starting this weekend? [:)]