The Gorn Supremacy; stock AW1Steve v. geofflambert

[geofflambert]

What's that dad doing without a pocket protector? [&:][:-]

[bradfordkay]

He is upper management (as indicated by the wife's pearls) and it would be quite a faux pas for upper management to be seen with a pocket protector.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I'm starting to be really irritated that Steve can converse with his friends behind my dorsal fins on his AAR. Why is it that they can't say whatever they think to my face?

So that's irritating to you? Why didn't you say so earlier?

[leaves to post in Steve's AAR]

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I'm starting to be really irritated that Steve can converse with his friends behind my dorsal fins on his AAR. Why is it that they can't say whatever they think to my face?

OK, so I forgot to brush that day. What of it?

Booger! Left nostril.

[Zorch]

Y'know, I've always wanted to be a Gorn for Halloween.

[geofflambert]

That's understandable. We gorn often dress up as humans for Halloween. For that reason most of us wear diapers on that unholy day. Our constables have to dress as Romulans so no one tries to kill them. Woe to the gorn who tries to cross a street while dressed as a human. "This is 911, please state your problem. 911, I just hit something, I think it might have been a human. Please wait while I check ... You're in luck, humans are in season just now. If you see any more feel free to run over them."

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I'm starting to be really irritated that Steve can converse with his friends behind my dorsal fins on his AAR. Why is it that they can't say whatever they think to my face?

Mostly the best and most effective ways to kick your ass. Saying them to your face would be , shall we say "counterproductive". [:D]

[Reg]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

[leaves to post in Steve's AAR]

How can it be an AAR with the state of this game??? [&:] [&:]

A BAR perhaps.... [:D] [:D] [:D]

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1
Call me old fashioned

You're old fashioned.

warspite1

Thank-you. But I didn't say "Simon says call me old fashioned" and therefore you are disqualified.

[warspite1]

So is today the day this thing gets off the ground?

The world waits with bated breath...

...well when I say bated breath I mean with interest....

...well when I say with interest I mean with a cursory acknowledgement that something vaguely interesting maybe afoot....

...well when I say with a cursory acknowledgement that something vaguely interesting maybe afoot I mean [>:] [>:][>:]

[Zorch]

WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS

Replace 'TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR' with 'GORN'.

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I'm starting to be really irritated that Steve can converse with his friends behind my dorsal fins on his AAR. Why is it that they can't say whatever they think to my face?


Behind your back? Well, since it appears that your ear portals are on the back side of your head, we just thought that it was easier for you to hear us...

[geofflambert]

Did someone say something about baited breath? Minnows or bluegill perhaps? That heavenly aroma.

[Ol_Dog]

Just a quick question - Do you think the hit rate on this AAR will go down if the game starts?

[geofflambert]

The only way to know that is for the game to start. Clear all your appointments, it could begin at any time.

[Xargun]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

The only way to know that is for the game to start. Clear all your appointments, it could begin at any time.

Or not [:'(]

[bradfordkay]

Vaporware [:D]

[Reg]

My original guess for game start was page 13. That's not looking good... [:(]

[Lowpe]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

The only way to know that is for the game to start. Clear all your appointments, it could begin at any time.

Oh, really?[:D]

[modrow]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

The only way to know that is for the game to start. Clear all your appointments, it could begin at any time.

Well... not a native speaker here, but "at any time" clearly does not mean "in no time"... or am I wrong ?

Hartwig