****SWPAC HQ, Darwin******
Tall patrician-looking fellow with 5 stars: Jocko, I'd like you to meet the Spruance twins.
RADM "Jocko" Clark: <extends hand and shakes both right hands of the twins> Well, well, identical then?
Twins: <quizzically look at each other and then "A" speaks> No, he has a substitution of Leucine for Valine at position 512 of the FOXP2 gene and the lucky bastard is murder at crossword puzzles...they both laugh>
<after a pause Clark looks at the patrician-looking guy> I don't get it.
Tall patrician-looking fellow with 5 stars: It's the language gene, Jocko. They are geniuses. They are clones Jocko...genetic copies...you see, the original Raymond Spruance developed the most God-awful neurological tic. The man was a naval genius but he would stand in the middle of a presentation and start yelling about excrement and other bodily fluids. Very distracting. I could hardly get through the meeting agenda. So I had BuOrd make copies of him and they took out that atrocious potty mouth gene.
RADM "Jocko" Clark: Copies? Of a human being?
Tall patrician-looking fellow with 5 stars: Oh yes. There is one of my too. Up in Mindanao. I played golf with him. The SOB can drive it down the middle of the fairway every time. 260 yds. Uphill downhill doesn't matter. I had the staff tell me on the 8th hole that the damned Japs were landing at Pago Pago. I couldn't take it anymore.
RADM "Jocko" Clark: Ummm..are there two copies of me too?
Tall patrician-looking fellow with 5 stars: Oh, coe on Jocko, don't be silly.
