Blasted Generals or Burning Kitties ??

[Goblin]

The problem with Hetzers is that an errant wad of pigeon dung will immobilize them. Jess's Shermans are definately not shooting pigeon dung. I already have had several beaten into pillboxes.

Jess didn't trust his Shermans to beat the Cats! He seems to have brought along some Jacksons!

I had a coupla Hetzers pump several rounds into a hull-down Sherman, to no effect. Boinkboinkboink, and I'm not talking porn either!

I had a Panther G take a shot from a 76mm round, shrug it off, and destroy the first Sherman!

The battle thus far is taking place on and around a big hill near the north border of the map. Jess's troops on one side, me on the other.

The Americans still have a bug up their butts about my harmless milk-delivery cars! Lost two more, one to Rangers south of that hill, one to a 76mm stop sign!

Goblin- A Goblin revels in battle!:mad:

[Goblin]

Look out Bernie! Jess changed his signature. You're a marked man now!:eek:

Goblin- A Goblin's off the list:)

[Bernie]

Originally posted by Goblin
Look out Bernie! Jess changed his signature. You're a marked man now!:eek:

Goblin- A Goblin's off the list:)

I'll worry about it when he challenges me.

Do you suppose he didn't like the picture I posted in the Top 10 thread?

[M4Jess]

The 155's rule!

Gob is scared...Gob..if ya scared..say ya scared!

Many less Hetzers from here forth!

The battle in the north is ugly! ..very ugly!


Lots of panthers...I like it that way..Jenny will be so happy!

M4 Jess

[Goblin]

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Gob is scared...Gob..if ya scared..say ya scared!

I'm scared! I am also making newbe mistakes. Lost a Panther to a Ranger assault! I'm backing off a little to regroup! Don't worry, I am just saving myself for lil Jenny!:)

Goblin- A Goblin treats women equally

[M4Jess]

{Did he really just say the "N" word..."newbe"?

truth is..Eric..AKA Goblin is a great player! he has the moves,,the fire power,,all I have is


TWO EX_WIFES!!:mad:

M4- a M4 takes it out on Goblin's

Jess

PS: Jenny comming soon!

[Bernie]

Originally posted by M4 Jess
{Did he really just say the "N" word..."newbe"?

truth is..Eric..AKA Goblin is a great player! he has the moves,,the fire power,,all I have is


TWO EX_WIFES!!:mad:

M4- a M4 takes it out on Goblin's

Jess

PS: Jenny comming soon!

Better watch out then if you ever challange me... I have THREE EX-WIVES:mad:

[Goblin]

He already has a big old challenge posted under 'Opponents Wanted'!!!

Goblin- A Goblin throws fuel on the fire

[Goblin]

I have the frustration of still being married to power my rage!!:mad:

Goblin- A Goblin hears 'no' alot

[Goblin]

My mortar crews struck back for that King Tiger!

"Hey Fritzy, what's that glow out there?"

"Looks like a cigarette! Hard to tell, maybe an Amerikaner tank commander smoking."

"Betcha I get it in the open hatch in the first three rounds?"

"You're on, Shultzy"

FUMP! Bang. FUMP! BOOOOOOM!!!

"Nice shot! Owe you a bottle!"

"Thanks Fritzy, the boys in the Heavies will be real happy too."


I also put four rounds into a Sherman with Hetzers, but it survived. A Jackson up north shot it out with a Hetzer also, both are still alive.

Goblin- A Goblin hits for three points:D

[M4Jess]

Dear Mom and Dad,

Hi from the front, I know, I know..I cant help it I just have to kill the bad people!

Anyways I have to keep this short,

I have been fight'n this lil'green thing called a Goblin.........................................................................................................................................................Wait a sec..BRB............................thump..thump..Thump..Thump..THUMP..
THUMP!!..THUMP!!!!!!!!!............KA-BOOM-BAMMY.........


Seems one of those goblins snot-glued himself to a 81mm Mrt round, landed right on top of one of my M4 easy8's...he seems to have killed the crew and the tank with his stench alone...
I have to run..I will write back real soon!



PS: Give love and kissy's to Jenny for me, she will be here real
soon!


Jess

[Goblin]

That same mortar crew just hit a Sherman in the bottom! They are highly skilled experts! I didn't kill it, however.

A Hetzer put another two rounds into a Sherman. BONKBONK. The Sherman finally shot back and hurt the Hetzer. This little fire fight is south of the big hill where the main fighting is occuring, with my Hetzer on another large hill, shooting across a broad, green valley. I believe the fight is spreading southwards. This is gonna get real nasty soon. Daddy likey!

Goblin- A Goblin shoots and scores:)

[M4Jess]

Letter to self:mad:

How could they have missed...I sent a spent easy8 (knowing to his death) to pull in 155 rounds on a big fat panzer convoy! there are MkIV's, Panthers, Kingy's and more! I called all my 155's down on him! not one hit!

M4- a M4 is pissed:mad:

[Goblin]

Flash Message Traffic....

To: Oberst Goblin, Commander Kampfgruppe
From: Headquarters

All units in place. Stop. Enemy aware of position. Stop. Attack immediately. Stop. Artillery barrage commencing immediately. Stop. All units to advance and engage the enemy. End.

Goblin- A Goblin obeys orders;)

[M4Jess]

Blitzkreg!

My arty (I hope) has pinned down a good chunk of the panzer convoy.

so much smoke...he should be running low on ammo soon!

unless he has has lots of ammo dumps and trucks..Jenny will find him;)

Jess

[Goblin]

Ok, I came over that big hill in the north. I also came around it on the north and south of the hill, down to where my Hetzers are on the other hill. I came over the hill into a torrent of 76mm, 90mm, and M9 HEAT rockets! Ouch. Lots of Mein Gotts that time!:(

End result- more burning Hetzers, 2 broken and blasted PzIV's, several dead Rangers, and a twisted wreck that used to be a very dented Sherman. The crew of another very dented Sherman bugged out, and I don't blame them. They fought a group of PzIV's, then a coupla Hetzers, then some Panther G's arrived to pump rounds into them! I woulda bailed long before that!

I would call that an even round, but Jess still gets to respond! Yuck!:( I did not spot the Jackson that was shooting down a road between the north hill and the map edge, but I am sure it cost me a PzIV during Jess's turn.

Goblin- A Goblin waits and sees

[M4Jess]

Mini Kursk!

My 155's did not kill any panthers but they sure must have a ringing in their ears! Lots of burning tanks in the north, Goblin seems to be making a "v" push...

Still not time to call in Jenny, but its getting close!

So far..very fun..very deadly...and even matched!

[Goblin]

What he said!

I did lose that Pz IV to that Jackson, and another on top of it. Then a King Tiger pulled up, and slugged it out, shrugging off the 90mm's (and a HEAT round from some Rangers) and returning fire. No dice. Just can't get the range on it.

Jess's arty is right on. Thar be bells a ringin'! HUH? I SAID "THAR BE BELLS A RINGIN' "! HUH? EH, WHAT?! NEVER MIND! YEAH, WATCH OUT FOR MINES! AAARRGH!

Goblin- A Goblin loves Carol of the Bells

[M4Jess]

:p :rolleyes:

heehee

<---Gobs eyes as he feels defete in the air!

3 more dead and busted up german tanks.....

The battle north (moving now southward) is deadly, both sides giving and taking, I had to pull a little "Jenny" up front to slow him down, (I think I slowed him dawn;) )

M4- a M4 is battle mad

[Goblin]

Lordy but there are rounds soaring all over the place. I plowed up the road on the north border with two Tiger IE's and a Panther, and got that Jackson hiding in the smoke. Some battle damage on my tanks. 90mm AP rounds will do that!

Between the two hills, I killed a Sherman across the valley with a Panther G.

In the south... The South!! Sherman territory! My Hetzers are engaged with 4 Shermans in the middle of the map. Lost one, had to support with Panthers! I also have some PzIV's there to help. A fifth Sherman towards Jess's rear area killed a Panther after a good slugfest. This battle can probably be heard in Washington! Thats good, because they will know what it is when they hear it THERE!

Goblin- A Goblin is berserk!:mad: