Hawk (Eazy 8) vs. Losqualo (Tiger) 1 on 1

[Losqualo]

So you don't want to fight? Why don't you leave your tin can then and march to the middle of the square? I'll target, errr, see you there .

[Hawk]

I hope you and the Mrs. HAd A Great Time.......


But Now you MUST DIE!~!!!!!!!:mad: :p
I cant play round until Sat. I'm going out tonight with the Guys...

[Losqualo]

Originally posted by Hawk
...I'm going out tonight with the Guys...

Now I wish you a great time!

[Hawk]

You will now "Blow Up" Sorry......... :p

[Losqualo]

OLt Losqualo was directing his Tiger towards the middle of the square where his enemy promised to wait hands up.
Suddenly there was a loud, shrieking sound and the Tiger stopped. Something was wrong...

The driver left the Tank and saw that the Tiger has lost a trackpin, resulting in a partially thrown track. He reported back to OLt Losqualo, who then looked around the tank to search the lost pin.
Suddenly he saw a little yellow figure, half dwarf and half machine, about 1 foot tall, that was trying to hide the pin behind it's back. When OLt Losqualo demanded the pin back, the odd little figure was dancing around, singing "I am the might that is M4, I am the might that is M4". Suddenly it stumbled over a root and vanished with a "poof", and only a little black cloud remained.
Thankfully it has lost the pin, so the driver was given orders to mount the pin back onto the track.

Meanwhile the gunner, loader and OLt Losqualo held a sharp lookout for the soon to arrive enemy.

[Hawk]

Why put yourself through this pain of "Not knowing" when your gonna Die.....and from which direction.....
I promise it will be painless......

[Hawk]

Shhhh i won't tell anyone....
I promise.....

[Spearhead]

Originally posted by RobW
talking of Shermans with added extras - how about 1 loaded with 2 (or maybe 4 not quite sure) 60lb rockets perloined from a Typhoon squadron. If anyone wants proof I can get a picture and an account of how they were used once to take out an 88mm ATG.

Me....me.....me.....i HAVE to see this.

[Losqualo]

Originally posted by Hawk
Shhhh i won't tell anyone....
I promise.....

Huh?

Did I miss something?

[Hawk]

Yeah!!!!! I'm telling you to SURRENDER!!!!!!
Avoid the Shame of the Loseing to an Eazy 8 Driver ....by Blowing up.....
Round to come ...tonight :p

[Losqualo]

Only because my Tiger tried to surrender, it doesn't mean that I will!!!

I will fight to the last man!!!

Ohoh, wait, that last man is me?! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Hawk]

Are you there??????? Why don't you come out and play????
I won't hurt ya.......

[Losqualo]

Believe me I would love to come out and punch a hole through your sorry excuse for a tank!

If only my tracks would let me.... :rolleyes:

[Hawk]

Ohhhh DAM!!!!!:eek: It appears a buildng got in my way.....:rolleyes: Well i hope you see the dust.....so "Come and get me!!!!!!!!!!":mad: :p

[Losqualo]

Why don't YOU come over, so I may finally end this mambo-jambo.

[Hawk]

Ohhhhhh O.K. then i'll be RIGHT OVER!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :p

[Losqualo]

Since my Tiger is still immobile, I helped you a bit searching me.
I fired a smoke round at my position .

[Hawk]

ok Los' i restarted the Winter map...here ya go set password and we can FINISH THIS!!!!!!!!:mad: :p

[Losqualo]

Do I still have a Tiger? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Hawk]

Yes!!!!! you are still the Tiger!!!!!!!!!