Hawk (Eazy 8) vs. Losqualo (Tiger) 1 on 1

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:36 pm

Originally posted by Jim Lindquist
Full speed ahead...

as full speed as a Tiger gets...:rolleyes: ...without loosing some vital parts.

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:32 pm

I'm glad your not paying Attention to one
Jim Lindquist

And Mr. Lindquist might i remind you that you Won :rolleyes: .....when we were all tied up 2 kills each........So your not That much of an Expert at Killing M4's :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Losqualo Semi speed AHEAD!!!!!!!

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 7:31 am

Ok Losqualo I picked a nice Summer Map for you......maybe it will remind you of Home.........

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 11:16 am

Leaving his platoon commander's tent, OLt Losqualo was furious. At first, it seemed all right. He had signed his battle report, stating that his engine blew up and made it impossible to further engage the enemy. From that moment on, it went downhill. A recovery vehicle was sent to get some usable parts of the Tiger and discovered something horrible.
Apparantley the enemy commander <beep> had <beep> <beep> <beep> so that <beep> <beep> <beep>. And <beep> <beep> <beep> <beep> without <beep> <beep> <beep>, leaving <beep> <beep> <beep>.

(in regard of possible minor audience some of OLt Losqualo's thoughts had to be censored.
In short, the enemy commander had painted a white circle around the hole where the shell hit the Tiger and had written the words "MADE BY THE USA" above it.)

Even OLt Losqualo could understand the unhappyness of his commander, but the words his commander used were still a bit harsh.
Seemingly one feet shorter OLt Losqualo slowly got into a state of rage. If he would ever meet that general with the bird on his tank again, he promised himself, he would show the world what hole an 8,8cm KwK L/56 would punch through a sorry tincan.

Slowly he walked to the plane that would bring him back to Germany...

RobW · Post by **RobW** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 11:47 am

talking of Shermans with added extras - how about 1 loaded with 2 (or maybe 4 not quite sure) 60lb rockets perloined from a Typhoon squadron. If anyone wants proof I can get a picture and an account of how they were used once to take out an 88mm ATG.

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:25 pm

Show meeeeeeeee Pleases!!!

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:29 pm

After a LONNNNNG Night!!!! of drinking and Celebrating "Our Victory"............(Ihad one Heel of a Hang Over

)

I get my order From HQ we were moving out to take care of ye another Pesky Tiger Tank who wont give up..........

I told my men not to be "Cocky".....now.....that "We should take on these Determined Tigers one tank at a time"

NOW MOVE OUT!!!!!!!!

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:07 pm

Back on german soil, OLt Losqualo already felt better. The fresh air and the warm sun helped him to forget his nightmares in the dessert. Because of his connections to Col. Housley he even got a new Tiger to command.
Right now he was sitting on the roof of the turret and scratched his head. His order told him to seek and destroy an enemy tank. And, you probably guessed it, that particular tank had painted a hawk to it's turret's side.
Since two platoons with the same sign couldn't exist, even not in the american army, it seemed the americans had lost sight of one of their platoons and that platoon was now scattered all over the world.

But no matter who his enemy was, HE, OLt Losqualo, the magnificant, the great, the beautyful, the conquerer of the dessert and of stalingrad (ooops :rolleyes: ), he would now show the world what german steel would do to american sheet metal. Instead of wealding face hardened steel plates together, they even had to cast their tanks! How far behind a nation could be in industrial knowledge! Hah!

(I like insults without a reason

)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:57 pm

VS.

ohhhh...Ahhhhhhhh

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:02 pm

As I said before, Jess.

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU TAKE PICTURES OF ME WHILE I'M TAKING A BATH!

clear?;)

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:21 pm

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:46 pm

OLt Losqualo's eyes were suddenly drawn to to a grotesque scene. Directly on his left there was a Hawk picking at a little, odd looking yellow figure. The yellow figure was already in a bad state, so OLt Losqualo decided the Hawk wouldn't need any help and so he drove along...

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:49 pm

I'm having some Computer problems at home......will work the out though

I should be able to do a round tonight when i get home.......

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 7:54 pm

Here we go...i got everything up and running....

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:11 pm

The Tiger was now slowly creeping to the top of a hill. "Enemy tank at 12 o'clock!" the gunner yelled. OLt Losqualo grabbed his binoculars and instantly found the enemy tank. Again it was a Sherman with a long barrel, like the one in the dessert. But something was different.
It seemed that the enemy tank had some technical problems, since it's crew was standing around the tank and was discussing. And in the middle, you won't believe it, was the unshaven man with the brown leathercap. One of the crewmembers must have spotted the Tiger, because he suddenly pointed in OLt Losqualos direction. Immediately the crew began to enter the Sherman.
OLt Losqualo decided to give the enemy crew some more things to discuss and opened fire. The first shot missed but the second one was a hit on the turret. While it didn't penetrate it caused some damage. From OLt Losqualo's position it was impossible to assess the damage so he decided to continue shooting. The third shot missed but the fourth shot hit the Shermans Hull. Some tools were flying through the air, but that shell didn't penetrate the armour too.
Since the turret of the Sherman began to rotate now, OLt Losqualo decided to retreat and to wait until the enemy crew would would climb out to discuss the further damage done to their tank.

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:00 pm

Still discussing the damage done to your tank?

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:42 pm

Hey Los'.....i just reformatted my "C" drive last night. I will install Spwaw and do our turn tonight...........Dam Computer!!!!!!!:mad:

I should really be up and running tonight... I'm off on thursday and friday so we can get in alot of rounds...

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:00 pm

Los' How did you not win that one........

3 shots on me.......2 Direct Hits

And yet we still live!!!!!!!!
Well enough blowing hot air up your bumm

I'm coming for ya now!!!!!!!!!

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:58 pm

After waiting a short moment that seemed like a week, OLt Losqualo decided to interrupt the ongoing discussion. Slowly the Tiger crept to the hilltop, but the enemy Sherman was gone!
Where the Sherman was before, only bagpacks, sleeping bags, sandbags and feathers, in short all the stuff a Sherman being hit looses, were seen.
Slowly the Tiger rolled down the hill, but apparently the enemy commander had decided to hide somewhere. Though OLt Losqualo had to accept this as a wise decision, he now had to search for the Sherman.

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:27 pm

You really don't think im gonna stick around for another VOLLEY

....... Like the last one.........I want to get up close and Personal with you......

Hawk (Eazy 8) vs. Losqualo (Tiger) 1 on 1

Re: L?

Good For you Losqualo

WoW this guy is everywhere like a Gant!!!!

I'm Game Rob!!!!!

Ding Ding Round 2

Turn 1

YEA BABY!!!!!!!!

Intermission

Sorry Los

Ok Los'

Turn 2

Hawk?

Holy Moly!!!!!!

Chicken!

Ohhhh Yea!!!!!