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[Charles2222]

Yes, or I will sick my neighbor's SUV after you

[Charles2222]

ORIGINAL: sventhebold

NO this was in Kalifornia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where I live NOW is darn near paradise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the rowdies are in CA, while the coldies are in Minn.

[rockmedic109]

ORIGINAL: sventhebold

Rockmedic109 that idea wont work because they are always home. Second or third generation welfare scum.
they go out and work for a couple weeks claim disability and get operations for free and then brag about it.
One kid used to smoke cigarettes in the driveway then throw them over the fence. He would take care to aim
them at THE GAS MAIN. ^&#^%$&@*!(!@^@!. I would throw them back over the fence inro their childrens
play area. Oh yeah they ran an illegal day care and paid no taxes on it.

BTW -28 below this morning and no noisy neighbors.............Ahhhhhh

Scope sighted BB gun? Introduce their childish butts to .177 cal copper? I like the rock salt, but if you're in the city limits, they probably have an ordnance about discharging firearms within the city limits {Crossbows might be a way around the ordnance, though.

I would imagine that sub-zero weather would curtail punks. Wouldn't stop a redneck, but would definitely stop a punk.

[m10bob]

ORIGINAL: sventhebold

RevRick you are indeed a geezer!!!!!!!! My humblest bow to you....

I moved back from Kalifornia to Minn. The cost of living is cheaper here now that I am retired.
I had not one but two neighbors from hell. They even coordinated causing problems. Broke three different
windows amongst the MANY things they did. The first response they had when i came out was "Did you see
me do it?" When I couldn't say anything they would just laugh. Calling the cops was pointless they
didn't care. Besides if we had to of stayed there another year I would be in prison for multiple homicide.

Divide and conquer.....
Take a drive sometime, maybe 25 miles from home....find a porno bookstore...Go in....Buy a copy of "Sunboy times", or something similar.......Go home....Find the subscription card inside....With a MO purchased at a drugstore, get a subscription for neighbor#1.....Have it sent to the address of neighbor#2...........Watch how neighbor#2 starts looking sideways at neighbor#1...........

[sventhebold]

Dear Rockmedic109

One time when I was outside one of the "kids" across the street pointed a BB gun at me! I walked over and to him
and said "If you point that thing at me again I'm gonna stick it up you ass!" He was the same age as my oldest daughter. I regularly had to clean those white quartz rocks off my roof. Their driveway across the street was lined with them. So they would pick up a couple and hurl them over at the house day or night.

M10 Bob

The one neighbor was from my hometown in Minn! Only he was 20 or so years older than me!!!!

Another thing the family across the street was 4 boys. Mom stayed home but she was the classic
Peggy Bundy she never moved from the couch. Occasionally she would come over to yell at me
saying I was harrasing her children. &$%*^$*&@* That was rich considering these kids would come
over and write on my sidewalk in chalk. "Murder 118" and other unrepeatable things. 

I loved it one time she came over to yell at me for calling the cops because the boys were driving
a micro motorcycle up and down the street. "Funny" I said. "We went to visit relatives in Arizona for the week
and weren't even here when it happened." Still she insisted it was my fault. Gutter trash.

The other neighbor had a cat dying of TB. I had asked. A couple months later it was dead on the side of the street. It lay there for TWO days. I called animal control they came and picked up the body. Then a week later
he comes over and asks "What did you do to my cat?" I told him but he didn't want to belive me.  

[AW1Steve]

Grump!


"Hey you punk kids! Get off my lawn!" [align=right]
(in reply to AW1Steve) [/align]





 

[rockmedic109]

ORIGINAL: sventhebold

Dear Rockmedic109

One time when I was outside one of the "kids" across the street pointed a BB gun at me! I walked over and to him
and said "If you point that thing at me again I'm gonna stick it up you ass!" He was the same age as my oldest daughter. I regularly had to clean those white quartz rocks off my roof. Their driveway across the street was lined with them. So they would pick up a couple and hurl them over at the house day or night.

M10 Bob

The one neighbor was from my hometown in Minn! Only he was 20 or so years older than me!!!!

Another thing the family across the street was 4 boys. Mom stayed home but she was the classic
Peggy Bundy she never moved from the couch. Occasionally she would come over to yell at me
saying I was harrasing her children. &$%*^$*&@* That was rich considering these kids would come
over and write on my sidewalk in chalk. "Murder 118" and other unrepeatable things. 

I loved it one time she came over to yell at me for calling the cops because the boys were driving
a micro motorcycle up and down the street. "Funny" I said. "We went to visit relatives in Arizona for the week
and weren't even here when it happened." Still she insisted it was my fault. Gutter trash.

The other neighbor had a cat dying of TB. I had asked. A couple months later it was dead on the side of the street. It lay there for TWO days. I called animal control they came and picked up the body. Then a week later
he comes over and asks "What did you do to my cat?" I told him but he didn't want to belive me.  

I'm sorry Sven. But you live in a bad neighborhood. Get your house fuly insured, move out and call in an air strike. Start over form scratch.

[rockmedic109]

Hey Aw1Steve {not to be confused with normal Steve---Me}.  Would using a lit road flair to chase the punks off you lawn be considered geezerish?

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: rockmedic109

Hey Aw1Steve {not to be confused with normal Steve---Me}.  Would using a lit road flair to chase the punks off you lawn be considered geezerish?

That's a tough one. Anytime you chase off the punks is geezerish. The problem with a road flare is that it allows the little $%%^&* within arm's lenght. Maybe if you attach a broom stick , then you will have the advantage. Don't forget , a "true geezer" never gives up the advantage. Especially to ##$$%^%^ punks! [:D]

[sventhebold]

Rockmedic109
I used to live in Buena Park a couple blocks from Knotts Berry Farm. It used to be a nice area 20 years ago.
I moved back to Minnesota in 2005. One of the other points in favor of moving. The local gang bangers started dumping their dead behind the grocery store a block over. Several years ago during the fourth of July a punk fired his gun into a crowd at the park watching the fireworks killing a child. They couldn't charge him even though. The ammuntion he had was the same and no one would come forward.

We were blessed by God. Yes God. We bought that house in spring 99 for 179 grand remodelled a good part of
it and sold it in 2005 for near 550 grand! Now real estate prices have dropped nearly 40% since. So we live
in a new house now. I'm not rich I live on SSI. That's it.

Since I was in the Air Force I still wish from time to time to borrow a tactical nuke to "clean house" 

[rockmedic109]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: rockmedic109

Hey Aw1Steve {not to be confused with normal Steve---Me}.  Would using a lit road flair to chase the punks off you lawn be considered geezerish?

That's a tough one. Anytime you chase off the punks is geezerish. The problem with a road flare is that it allows the little $%%^&* within arm's lenght. Maybe if you attach a broom stick , then you will have the advantage. Don't forget , a "true geezer" never gives up the advantage. Especially to ##$$%^%^ punks! [:D]

If you have a lit road flare in your hand, the punks won't get within arms reach. I think punks are afraid of fire. Your broomstick comment reminded me of my idea for a new bayonet....an anti-shark bangstick!. 20 guage shotgun shell discharging on impact!

But I guess the whole idea of "Old Age and Treachery" thing would entail a more lazy approach {preset command detonated claymores or 100 specially trained dive bombing pigeons}.

[witpqs]

No need to go wasting effort taping a shell to a broomstick.

Note the anti-traveling salesman/anti-nosy neighbor/anti-anything really bangsticks:

[RevRick]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

No need to go wasting effort taping a shell to a broomstick.

Note the anti-traveling salesman/anti-nosy neighbor/anti-anything really bangsticks:

Now, them geezers looks to be loaded and locked....in more ways than one, depending on who made the iced tea.....say about a cup of Jack to give it some bite and not spoil your aim..

[JWE]

ORIGINAL: RevRick
.....say about a cup of Jack to give it some bite and not spoil your aim..

Oh, I'd love a glass of Jack, Rev. I'm feeling kind of peckish, and my idiot punk tolerance quotient is higher than my jerk pimple doctor thinks is good for me.

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

No need to go wasting effort taping a shell to a broomstick.

Note the anti-traveling salesman/anti-nosy neighbor/anti-anything really bangsticks:

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. The heart and soul of geezerdom (as has been missed by so many punk pretenders around here) is to inflict the maximum damage with the minimum effort - without regard for where the damage winds up (kind of like a senile concussion frag). Dude in the middle of this pic has got it DOWN. The only thing missing is the blue tick hound dawg snoozing on the porch floor.

See, a real geeze would get his kid (fatso there to his left) to get his kid (the little moron in the background snorting Coke) to go out and do the stuff so many others have suggested. Then, when it fails, he can just keep on rockin' over that scatter gun and say, "Little b@stard never did have a lick of sense, just like you, Elmo," and, when he gets caught, the old man can shake his head in disgust and say, "Never did think he was right in the head. Takes after his maw, I think. Wasn't she the local punch back in fifth grade, Elmo?"

[AW1Steve]

Grump!


"Hey you punk kids! Get off my lawn!"

[Charles2222]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: witpqs

No need to go wasting effort taping a shell to a broomstick.

Note the anti-traveling salesman/anti-nosy neighbor/anti-anything really bangsticks:

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. The heart and soul of geezerdom (as has been missed by so many punk pretenders around here) is to inflict the maximum damage with the minimum effort - without regard for where the damage winds up (kind of like a senile concussion frag). Dude in the middle of this pic has got it DOWN. The only thing missing is the blue tick hound dawg snoozing on the porch floor.

See, a real geeze would get his kid (fatso there to his left) to get his kid (the little moron in the background snorting Coke) to go out and do the stuff so many others have suggested. Then, when it fails, he can just keep on rockin' over that scatter gun and say, "Little b@stard never did have a lick of sense, just like you, Elmo," and, when he gets caught, the old man can shake his head in disgust and say, "Never did think he was right in the head. Takes after his maw, I think. Wasn't she the local punch back in fifth grade, Elmo?"

I feel sorry for the guy in the foreground, as it looks like the oldest of them has his gun pointing in a most accidentally unfortunate direction. Then again, maybe that's how he comes the young uns in line. The one in the foreground, must not like the photographer either.

Now would any authentic geezer be lame to forgot their firearms drill? The one in the middle, looks like he might have a finger on the trigger, making things worse still.

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Charles_22

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: witpqs

No need to go wasting effort taping a shell to a broomstick.

Note the anti-traveling salesman/anti-nosy neighbor/anti-anything really bangsticks:

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. The heart and soul of geezerdom (as has been missed by so many punk pretenders around here) is to inflict the maximum damage with the minimum effort - without regard for where the damage winds up (kind of like a senile concussion frag). Dude in the middle of this pic has got it DOWN. The only thing missing is the blue tick hound dawg snoozing on the porch floor.

See, a real geeze would get his kid (fatso there to his left) to get his kid (the little moron in the background snorting Coke) to go out and do the stuff so many others have suggested. Then, when it fails, he can just keep on rockin' over that scatter gun and say, "Little b@stard never did have a lick of sense, just like you, Elmo," and, when he gets caught, the old man can shake his head in disgust and say, "Never did think he was right in the head. Takes after his maw, I think. Wasn't she the local punch back in fifth grade, Elmo?"

I feel sorry for the guy in the foreground, as it looks like the oldest of them has his gun pointing in a most accidentally unfortunate direction. Then again, maybe that's how he comes the young uns in line. The one in the foreground, must not like the photographer either.

Now would any authentic geezer be lame to forgot their firearms drill? The one in the middle, looks like he might have a finger on the trigger, making things worse still.

That's because they are Drunk geezers! [:D]

[Charles2222]

You notice gramps has the wooden chair. Unlike the whipper-snapper to his left, he never cared for those new-fangled fancy metal ones.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Charles_22

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: witpqs

No need to go wasting effort taping a shell to a broomstick.

Note the anti-traveling salesman/anti-nosy neighbor/anti-anything really bangsticks:

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. The heart and soul of geezerdom (as has been missed by so many punk pretenders around here) is to inflict the maximum damage with the minimum effort - without regard for where the damage winds up (kind of like a senile concussion frag). Dude in the middle of this pic has got it DOWN. The only thing missing is the blue tick hound dawg snoozing on the porch floor.

See, a real geeze would get his kid (fatso there to his left) to get his kid (the little moron in the background snorting Coke) to go out and do the stuff so many others have suggested. Then, when it fails, he can just keep on rockin' over that scatter gun and say, "Little b@stard never did have a lick of sense, just like you, Elmo," and, when he gets caught, the old man can shake his head in disgust and say, "Never did think he was right in the head. Takes after his maw, I think. Wasn't she the local punch back in fifth grade, Elmo?"

I feel sorry for the guy in the foreground, as it looks like the oldest of them has his gun pointing in a most accidentally unfortunate direction. Then again, maybe that's how he comes the young uns in line. The one in the foreground, must not like the photographer either.

Now would any authentic geezer be lame to forgot their firearms drill? The one in the middle, looks like he might have a finger on the trigger, making things worse still.

Naw. The shotgun is pointed behind his younger brother and his finger is outside the trigger guard (although what does a geezer need a trigger guard for? [&:]).

And they have and old geezer lion instead of a dog.

Secondhand Lions, Michael Caine, Robert Duvall. Great movie.