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[RUPD3658]

That would be if he told her the swaetshirt made her look fat. [X(]

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

That would be if he told her the swaetshirt made her look fat. [X(]

Oh hell. By now she knows I do not answer those questions!

[Charles2222]

I met a lady geezer at Walmart today. Perhaps I was older than her, difficult to tell, but she had the symptoms down in over'drive' so to speak. The one thing I absolutely hate about Walmart is those idiotic motorized carts that so many lazy people hop aboard. At first, I thought her geezerhood was confined to herself, but later I met somebody else, or at least I think it was somebody else, who was doing the exact same thing. What was that you ask? She was backing the bucket of bolts up about every minute, therefore it would emit that awful "world look out, I'm backing up now" beep. I didn't get a good look at her, because I try real hard to not look at people that disgust me. I'm maybe four rows down from her and was still hearing it.
 
So, wouldn't you know it, she got in my grocery line. At least I thought it was her. I'm not sure it was though, because the otherwise piercing alert noise was very muffled. Either she broke it with overuse or it was not her. Just like a geezer though, things just had to be made more annoying, so this lady was backing at the increased rate of every 30 seconds at that point. Now why on earth would you keep backing up while you're waiting in line, unless you're some weirdo that gets off on annoying people? It's too bad I wasn't in one of those things myself, then maybe I would had thrown the thing into reverse and pretend that I couldn't get it out of reverse and ram into her. That would be sweet and it would also confirm myself in a higher geezerhood, that being the inability to control something electronic. 

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: Charles_22

I met a lady geezer at Walmart today. Perhaps I was older than her, difficult to tell, but she had the symptoms down in over'drive' so to speak. The one thing I absolutely hate about Walmart is those idiotic motorized carts that so many lazy people hop aboard. At first, I thought her geezerhood was confined to herself, but later I met somebody else, or at least I think it was somebody else, who was doing the exact same thing. What was that you ask? She was backing the bucket of bolts up about every minute, therefore it would emit that awful "world look out, I'm backing up now" beep. I didn't get a good look at her, because I try real hard to not look at people that disgust me. I'm maybe four rows down from her and was still hearing it.

So, wouldn't you know it, she got in my grocery line. At least I thought it was her. I'm not sure it was though, because the otherwise piercing alert noise was very muffled. Either she broke it with overuse or it was not her. Just like a geezer though, things just had to be made more annoying, so this lady was backing at the increased rate of every 30 seconds at that point. Now why on earth would you keep backing up while you're waiting in line, unless you're some weirdo that gets off on annoying people? It's too bad I wasn't in one of those things myself, then maybe I would had thrown the thing into reverse and pretend that I couldn't get it out of reverse and ram into her. That would be sweet and it would also confirm myself in a higher geezerhood, that being the inability to control something electronic. 

Motorized carts?!?!?! [X(]


Leo "Apollo11"

[thegreatwent]

Motorized carts?!?!?!

Yep, since many Americans are achieving girths that make even the most dedicated Bavarian pretzel and beer aficionado step back, stores such as Walmart are providing these poor dying slobs motorized riding carts so that they can spend their money on junk before they croak. Oh and some honestly disabled and elderly people use them also. My experience is that 80% of the users are the aforementioned Jabba the Hutts. Obesity IMO is a terrible disease and I sympathize with those who struggle with it but enabling people to avoid even modest exertion drives me nuts, specially since my health insurance rate is surely dinged by these unhealthy lifestyles.

Dear God, I'm geezing[X(]

To stay on topic, any notes of IJN Geezer officers of note?

[gladiatt]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

I nominate the even tempered, kind, and all around nice guy Comrade Stalin. [:)]

Say "Nyet" and he will send you to the gulag[:-]

I think you'r wrong...Stalin was more cold like a snake.
He wouldn't say anything in front of you....but for sure, yes, on the next morning you'll be heading for goulag.
Sometime my Big Boss act like this (even without the moustache)...and it scare me

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

That would be if he told her the swaetshirt made her look fat. [X(]

It's not the sweat shirt that does that but the chocolate cake.

[AW1Steve]

It's simply chocolate.......She's not a geezerette....She's a nasty old bag of ......(fill in your favorite adjetive here)! [:(]

[AW1Steve]

[:@] Dailey Grump!!!!![:@]

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

[:@] Dailey Grump!!!!![:@]

As in the mayor?

In my day we took the time to spell check. [8D]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

[:@] Dailey Grump!!!!![:@]

As in the mayor?

In my day we took the time to spell check. [8D]

Indeed! Are you saying that the old crook (not his son, the young crook) wasn't a geezer? Spell check will tell you if the word or name is spelled right. It doesn't tell you if you chose the right one.You never heard the poem "ode to spell-check"? [:D]

[wernerpruckner]

to add something to your grumpyness:
 
you lost 2 MSW [:'(]

[BrucePowers]

I'm still not grumpy. Still too close to Christmas[:D]

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

[:@] Dailey Grump!!!!![:@]

As in the mayor?

In my day we took the time to spell check. [8D]

Indeed! Are you saying that the old crook (not his son, the young crook) wasn't a geezer? Spell check will tell you if the word or name is spelled right. It doesn't tell you if you chose the right one.You never heard the poem "ode to spell-check"? [:D]

Putt not you're trussed inn spell chequers

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: swift

to add something to your grumpyness:

you lost 2 MSW [:'(]

In exchange for how many subs, and how many of your MSW's?

I like this exchange rate.[:D]

[AW1Steve]

ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace, Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

(circulated on the Internet: orignal author unknown) [:D][:D][:D]

[wernerpruckner]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: swift

to add something to your grumpyness:

you lost 2 MSW [:'(]

In exchange for how many subs, and how many of your MSW's?

I like this exchange rate.[:D]

it is 1944,
what do you expect from my not shark-like subs....at least they hit a CVE this time [:'(]

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace, Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

(circulated on the Internet: orignal author unknown) [:D][:D][:D]

Well, it helps to know grammar too[:D]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: swift

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: swift

to add something to your grumpyness:

you lost 2 MSW [:'(]

In exchange for how many subs, and how many of your MSW's?

I like this exchange rate.[:D]

it is 1944,
what do you expect from my not shark-like subs....at least they hit a CVE this time [:'(]

Did they? Or was that the fog of war? [:D]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace, Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

(circulated on the Internet: orignal author unknown) [:D][:D][:D]

Well, it helps to know grammar too[:D]

As I've often said....I went to American public scools (and 1 private).Grammar you say? They got rid of that for new math. [8|]