Oh my! So much war! Why can't we all just live in peace with our brothers in space? Why can we all not just... get along?

Just check the toilet paper. William probably nicked the supplies and sold it off as budget pillows.

I must say, I feel you capture the "essence" of William so perfectly ^^

Woo! Baxter Kingdom GO! Long Live the King! Kick those filthy aliens upside whatever passes for a rear end!

<r> <I><s>[i]</s>"You were supposed to make me just barely fail!"<e>[/i]</e></I> William waved his graduation document in the weaselly commoner's face. The man was filthy and far beneath his station, but he was also an excellent sneak-thief with a gambling problem.<br/>
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Lord William Wentz, 2nd son of a minor noble who can't afford to split his title in two for both of his sons to inherit. William was chucked off to the Navy to get rid of him, since he was a layabout and a slacker. If there is an illegal gambling ...