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LOL Goran, thought the Fuhrer didn't drink and had only one "ball", even some say he was a sissy but from his diary we can all see how he fooled us all...
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Fuhrer perosnal Journal

I have a tereble headaches last few days. I dream that Eva dont like me anymore. She speaks a lot in English last few days and that make me angry. She say things like s..t and f..k often. I hate thouse Eglish frases. They are so popular lately. They will make a young kids in Germany lost a love for our language.
I decide to do a preventive plans about taking England and reducing the troubles thay may cause. After all their language is so hard to talk that something must be done about it. And then a fantastic chance rise up. Our spies learn that english fleet was brave to sail out. They docked in a Scapa Flow. Then anther spay informed us that Scapa Flow is defended by a lonly cosatl battery ( all soldiers went to Munchester to futbal game - Munchester-Chelsea ). So we talk with our advisors and we decide to attack. It was a cler win. 6 battleship, 6 carier air, 1 carrier and some smaller ships together with costal battery were killed without having lost a single soldier.  Otto Skorezny did it again. I will promote him to rank of GOD. This is one of the best raid ever. Then while I was so happy about this Goring come. He was craing like a kid. Betven his sobs I learn that he menage to lost 1/4 of our planes abowe London. I hit him in his fat ass and put him in jail. I will let him rot there for some time. And I order that he must be striped of his ranks.
Our paras landed on few places cutting England in few parts. So I wonder what will hapened now. Will thouse bastards from US have a courage to declare war on us?
Greece is secured. Athens was bombed by artilery and bombers and then we attack. So the city is ours.
And the most important thing is that my dog get well. He was vomiting last few days. Then doctor came and sed that he was eaten something bad. I check and learn that he eat a portion of my cevepcici wich was hidden for the troubled time. And he dring all of my Rakija suplies. And then he have intercourse with anather dog, a mule, cat and a drunken SS guard. But he is well now. Thouse SS guard is not.
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Fuhrer perosnal Journal
With Goring in jail Luftwafe comanders behave like chickens without head. They just run around. So fighter squadrons did some unnececery recon flights, bombers crews didnot attack London and level bombers lost a fight above Manchester. 4 of them went down. And they were fighting costal batteries and few rifles. Thought opponent for them.
But then our armies make a all around attack with 100% bonuses of Rakija and they take Manchester. Now we must cooncentrate on London. Our spies informed us that Winston fled to USA. He left a full storage of big fat cigars. Now all german soldiers smoke cigars and the amount of smoke causing futher trouble to our air units so mostly they are alight.
Eva also smoke cigars from Manchester. As a matter of fact we all smoke English cigars. They taste like shit, but they are simbols of victory so we all smoke. Funny thing is that now in Berlin we have everithing. Polish labours, France stockings, English cigars, Yugoslav rakija and cevapcici and Norway coal. But still we miss something. And iI think that we miss thouse gorgeous blond girls from Ukraine. Something should be done about that matter.
On other fronts noting much. A lonly sub in Mediteranean see survive attack from 10 Italian subs.
Italian spoted Egypt army moving tovard their positions. They informed Duce about that move. And brave Duce start to panick. Local comanders ordered big scale withrowal. So now Italians "advance" in Africa is stoped. They menage to take 2 hexes of West land. Great sucess realy. Thouse Spaghetii soldiers start to make me nervous.
In Yugoslavia anather Partisan appear. Gestapo eliminated one and anather survived attack from lokal Hungarian garison. They inflict demage to Hungarian units.
After this Gestapo proclaimed that all partisans should be shuted on the spot.
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Fuhrer personal Journal
 
LAst night I have a dream. In this dream time stop. All activity on all fronts are stoped. And my frends in Japan are living 250 ft underground. I wonder what are they dig for? Gold? Iron? Artefacts? But until they dig themselve up again time will be stoped on all fronts.
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Turn to Germany last night.
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No turn recived, only empty e-mail with name turn 15. No worries, we all know that you are probably wery tired. Take your time.
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DOH!

File sent this time.[:o]
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No worries, we all know that you are probably wery tired. Take your time.
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I was wery sick and I was in some kind of deliruim; time seems to stop completly, but now I am much better. Time seems to go on regular scale now. And after this delirium I dont know what did I wont from this world anymore. My soldiers are in Engalnd. What to hell are they duing there? Also I have lots of subs in Atlantic. Why did I wont to have so many subs when there is no sight of enemies ships ( not that we didnot sink any, 2 DD I and 2 DD II less to wory about ). In Mediteranean see Italian spoted English sub, but they didnot attack ( again ). Cowards. They also spoted English soldiers near Tobruk and run in their foxholes. They have adventage of 150 to 1 but they wont attack. They wont to have aproximatly 1500 to 1 and maybe then will they go scouting. Bah, what a bunch of losers. I will send them to garison cities and cook pasta.
Goering is still in jail ( why did I put him there?). Every passing day we increse our strenght in planes. Maybe I will relise him so he may have a chance to rebuild my trust. Gestapo did a good job in Yugoslavia. No new partisan units, and old one is surounded. I ordered that all partisan should be  on the spot.
And Eva is nervous becouse our supplay of English cigars from Manchester is fading. I need thouse from London. I like to see her in stockings with big fat cigar in her mouth. It makes me thrill.




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Turn to Germany.
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Our restocking of British cigars was delayed. I relise Georing from Jain and he again take Luftwafe under his comand. Fat ass ordered a recon flight near London ( and London was surondeud by our troops ) looking for a God knows what. English and Free France fighters intercept us and we lost a plane. Then a fatt ass ordered anather recon flight and ost anather plane. Then that retard ordered anather recon flight and lost anather 2 planes. When I ask him why so many recon he tell me that he read somevere that a good way to kill intercepting fighters is by recon flight. Stupid tactisc. 4 fighters less for our soldiers and no demage inflicted upon London. So attack on London was delayed, and flow of cigars is almost stopped.
Donits did anather great job. His wolf packs consisting of 4x6 subs went to raid Boston, Washinton and Canadian cities. In this raid they spoted unexpirienced Canadian and USA DD II. We sink 14 of them with los of 3-4 subs ( cant remember, rakija is killing me ). 1 cruiser and a landing crafts were also sinked. And the funniest thing is that English fleet act like Partisans. They tray to rebel in Manchester and we sink a lot of English newly formed ships. Stupid English tactics - to produce a new ship in a town wich belongs to us. But it was a great sight. New ships leaving harbour, fireing from all the guns to a riflemans hiding behind the same shipyard wich produce them. It was wery odd battle.
Island is our also, just to mention this. Pasta soldiers dressed like marines went to raid Giblartar and they spot a English warships. They run and didnot executed attack. Pasta warships bombard Mersa Matruh line and inflict loses on English soldiers. Is this passible that Talians are able to kill English soldiers or that Duce is fooling me. I must check this rumor. English subs in Mediteranean see is nowere to be seen.
Yugoslavia is free of patrisans finaly. Heinrich boys did a great job. Suplay of rakija and cevapcici is coming to Berlin on regular scale. And that makes all of us happy. Even Eva. She drinks a lot, dance a lot and we tore anather stockings daily. But I think that we have a thief in our house. 3 to 4 pairs come daily and we tore one. I wonder where other are gone. She claims that somebady is stilling them, and when I ask my personal about that problem they just smile. I mustinvestigate that futher.
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I forget to tell that I heard that Turkey belly dancers are great. I must bring some to Berlin soon.
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Does the Fuhrer knows that he cannot possible win this one? He acts as he don't cares...[:D]
And the allies probably already bought a sharp wooden stick/silver bullet [:D]

GOOOOOOO underdog![;)]
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Does the Fuhrer knows that he cannot possible win this one? He acts as he don't cares...[:D]
And the allies probably already bought a sharp wooden stick/silver bullet [:D]

GOOOOOOO underdog![;)]

Win this one? What are you talking about. great German Empire is formed and it is solid as a rock. Non dare to opose us. And once when Empire of Japan join us we will share this glode. And all will be happy ever after. And me and Eva will have a lots of kids. White, black, red and yellow. And I will be a father to all of them.
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Again thouse fat ass Goering mess my plans. He menage to lose 7 levelbombers in an raid over London. Thouse damn Tommies have some special kind of rifle wich may hit us above the clouds. After this terrible losses I slap him and beheaded him. His head is now resting in a pot in my office. I give comand over Luftwafe to a new, yong officire from Croatia. He drinks a lot and Eva likes him. He is wery hendsom and have a beautiful blond wife named Maria. She is realy nice and she always have a short skirts. I even went with them to Zagreb and we have great time. Again I have a lots of Rakija and have a tereble headache. Then Eva insisted that we went to see bellydancers. We went to Sarajevo only to learn that better ones are in Istambul. We went there with a new playne FW. In Turkey they give us a nice welcome. And we have a great time with lots of bellydancers around. . And then Eva went to see sights of Istambul and I went with Maria to Grand Basar. Then she enter in a tent to by some skirts and she never come out. Some stupid Turkey steal her away. Then I decide to search for her and local authorities didnot admit that. I leter learn that some Sultan take her to his harem and I send my soldiers to Istambul to find her. Now we are at war with Turkey. Their soldiers in Galipoli are pulverized. Soldiers in Istambul fight well and menage to survive 1st attack.
Donits again improve my day. Hsi subs again scored great sucess sinking 3 newly produced USA DD and 2 carrier hulls. Also we sink 6 landincrafts and few cargoships in Canada. If only I may take out thouse Tommies in London. All world will be happier without them. Thay are surounded, cut off from any hope for help, and still they resist me. And I miss thouse fatt cigars.
Duce ring me today. He tell that his "armies" make initial advance in Africa taking fortification in Mersa Matruh and cutting 8 Egiptian army out of supplay. I dont belive him a word so I send Romell and his boys to check things out. And it is a truth. Italians menage to push British? It must be a dream. I wonder how well will they defend on incoming counter messures.
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We find Maria in Istambul. She was kidnaped and spend few days in a Harem. She is well now. She walks funny becous sultan have over 200 kilos.
And Istambul is in our hands now. With Istambul taken I have an acess to Black see. I went fishing there and I catch the bigest fish ever. It was red and it has a red star tatooed on her forhead. It must be a comunist fish. I wonder whay they need big fish like this. Maybe they have some military purposes.
1000 of Turkish bellydancers are brought to Berlin. Now they dance for us and soldiers are realy happy. I even took one home and I have a great time. She did a lap dance for me and it was realy great until Eva enter the room and stop my fun. Now she is angry and dont wont to talk with me.
Duce spagethi soldiers realy menage to reach the outskrits of Cairo. I still cannot belive that they push Tommies so easily. If they take Cairo I will be realy happy. Our subs will be able to sail to wisit Japanese islands.
Donits subs did some more raids and all went well. Now they withrow for a while to refit and regroup.
Our new Luftwafe general Padalic from Croatia inspected his aircrows and have some training with them. Maybe he plan to attack London again? But for now he didnot do anything exept that he ordered his units to defend and in duing so they shoot some enemies fighters down. And Tommies tray to attack our artilery and fail losing some guns. Maybe the best way to take London is to defend????
Su is still sending supplay to us, but they start some movement on Su/German border. I wonder what they plan to do. They positioned 4-10 enginers near every bridge I may see. I dont belive that they wont to build a beter one. Maybe they wont to demolish them. Stupid. To destroy bridges in their own country. Some of our spies heard story about scorced earth. I wonder what that means.
 
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What a nightmare I have. I dream about Red armies invade Germany. It was terrible. Drunken russian rape and pillage where ever they go. They even rape mules and sheeps. And Stalin was smiling all the time. I was so happy that it was only a dream. I piss my underware a little - I was so scraed. And all becouse I see that Su is deploying enginers on our borders ( they are so scary, brrrr ). And armies. I must do something about that. No more mightmares for me.
SU make some interesting moves. He block enterance to Black see and to Finland, positioniong his ships so I may not pass around them. Nice way to stop my reinforcements. I learn somethnig again.
Eva gives me a confort in the morning. She is not angry anymore since I ordered attack on London to improve our cigars supplay. It was a hard fight and we didnot take the city, but for the first time we menage to make some demage to the defenders and to the city. But lots of our soldiers dies. But Tomies dies also. And gen. Padalic decide that luftwafe wont take a part in this fight.
Donits strike again. After we spot Mediteranean fleet in Giblartar for a few turns we assumed that they are so scared to sail out. And that their morrale was low. We were right. Subs score anather wictory.
Duce pasta soldiers reach Cairo. And they decide that a city was too nice to be bombarded. So they make a camp there. They sing, eat, and drink. It is something they are good at. And then they notice that they outnumbers defenders 5:1 but it was too late to attack. Then Duce tray to be smart and to repead Donits sucess so Italian subs attack Tommies in Suez. And they also menage to sink English Indian fleet, and 2 DD. Anather fleet spoted in Red see. Will they fight back?
We learn that Turkey soldiers are out of supplay, imobile and that they cannot enter Su. Great. I wonder will they accept our peace offer. I mean - Maria is not angry at all. As a matter of fact she looks happier than ever. Thouse sultan did something to her and she shine. And she constantly talks about mens with mustaches, I wonder why? And only gen. Padalic in not satisfy becouse of this change. He dont have mustaches.
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