Blasted Generals or Burning Kitties ??

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:12 am

I'm sure you've all noted M4Jess taking cheap, uncalled-for shots at poor little Goblin. Well, I sent him a PBEM setup.

October 1944 (now he can buy Easy 8's)
Dawn Battle with good VIS.
7220 points each/meeting engagement
C&C OFF
Reduced Squads OFF
All Breakdowns ON
True Troop ON/Rarity OFF
Limited Ammo ON
No Wurframmen for me
Max arty at 15% give or take a little

He has launched an unprovoked campaign of Goblin bashing! Now its on!

Goblin- A Goblin defends his honor

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:26 am

Dear Mr. Goblin,

Hi! my name is Jennifer {AKA M5A3}....

My daddy told me you are a nice Goblin... but...a goblin is..well..
a goblin...and that it was okay for him to kill you...so I am here to give you a big'ol kiss ((((Smmmmuccchhyyss)))) by-by

Jenny:p

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:26 am

Originally posted by Goblin
I'm sure you've all noted M4Jess taking cheap, uncalled-for shots at poor little Goblin. Well, I sent him a PBEM setup.

October 1944 (now he can buy Easy 8's)
Dawn Battle with good VIS.
7220 points each/meeting engagement
C&C OFF
Reduced Squads OFF
All Breakdowns ON
True Troop ON/Rarity OFF
Limited Ammo ON
No Wurframmen for me
Max arty at 15% give or take a little

He has launched an unprovoked campaign of Goblin bashing! Now its on!

Goblin- A Goblin defends his honor

Historic on or off?
National Characteristics?

Strumtigers?

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:29 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
i LIKE gOBLINS...tHEY dIE eASY......

But they leave such a sticky mess to clean...

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:30 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Dear Mr. Goblin,

Hi! my name is Jennifer {AKA M5A3}....

My daddy told me you are a nice Goblin... but...a goblin is..well..
a goblin...and that it was okay for him to kill you...so I am here to give you a big'ol kiss ((((Smmmmuccchhyyss)))) by-by

Jenny:p

Do you all see?:( Poor, peaceful little Goblin. SMASH, BASH! Jumped on by big, mean M4 Jess.

Goblin- A Goblin has a pouty lip

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:31 am

Originally posted by Bernie

Historic on or off?
National Characteristics?

Strumtigers?

On of course!
Sturmtigers? Not for him!

Goblin- A Goblin ignores 1/2 the question

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:36 am

Mr. Gobrin...

My Daddy says its okay for you to have big'ol kittykats, he wuvs dem...why we had a few for dinner just lastnight:D

Jenny:p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:38 am

Let your M4's do the talking!

Goblin- A Goblin stiffles laughter:)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Mon May 06, 2002 6:47 pm

Mr. Bobrin,

My Daddy called me from his work and told me to tell you that he is very busy bying things today like stocks and bonds and M4A3 easy 8's, Paratroopers, Bazookas, and even some Croc's.

whats a rocket launcher?

Anyways he told me to tell you hi!

Jenny :p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon May 06, 2002 8:09 pm

Tell your daddy to stick to the US stuff. A rocket launcher is something your daddy will be able to tell you ALL about soon enough, sweety.

I hope your daddy didn't buy stock in the factories producing the Sherman, because he needs money to feed you.

Goblin- A Goblin thinks Easy 8's are exploding crates;)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Mon May 06, 2002 9:06 pm

Hi Mr. Gobrum!

I called my daddy and gave him your message, He told me he did not like the British much anyways, something about a place called Cane and Montgumery..?? anyways..He told me you are a good Goberum and he wants to you come for a visit real soon! He says he has gifts for you!

Jenny:p

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 07, 2002 2:20 am

Mr. Goobrin,

I am so sorry..but when my daddy was killing Germans in France last night..I ummm..well...I deleted the e-mail with your battle files..I am soooooooooo sorry......If you re-send them (hurry so my daddy wont find out).. I will tell him to kill you very fast so you wont feel the pain too much..... not un-like poor Capt Chris and Marty.. those poor fellows are taking a beat'n from daddy!

Jenny:p

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue May 07, 2002 2:40 am

On its way. Whoa! I just had a flash picture of a crew in a Big Kat locking the breech and saying the same thing with a Sherman downrange! Sends a shiver down my spine!

Goblin- A Goblin is clairvoyant

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:28 am

Oh thank you Mr. Goobrim!

Last time I lost a E-mail file my daddy chained me to the drivers seat of a T34............You deserve a big hug...come here....

(as Goblin hugs Jenny, a knife is un-sheathed)

Jenny:p - Jenny is a killa too!

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue May 07, 2002 5:13 am

Kudos to Jess, he draws first blood. 2 of my infantrymen were watching a splendid rocket show, but forgot that they tend to deviate off target! Oooops. A group of his Rangers also killed a Kuebelwagen driver with everything they owned! He probably didn't even have time to go for his Walther..... (no mg on board):(

I will give a more detailed description of the map to follow.

Visibility is at 17, and it is dawn.

Goblin- A Goblin sent a taxi to its death

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 07, 2002 6:02 am

Dear Jenny my wounderful daughter,

After I kill just one more Goblin, may I take you out for ice-cream?

Please pass this small note onto Mommy

Hi Honey!

I will be home soon..just like 1940 these Germans just send mail..

Here is my report:

"WOW! smoke'um if ya got'um! That taxi had 3 lil'green men in it...(is Goblin copy'n Bernie?)
after my rangers cut'um in half there were 6!

I think they turned into weeds.........

kiss kiss honey,

Love from the front!
Jess

PS: tell Jenny to sharpen her knife...

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue May 07, 2002 6:54 am

Kuebelwagons without an MG have a crew of 1. I lost several more this turn. Apparently the US Army has a policy about killing harmless, unarmed, one man little cars as violently and explosively as possible! I had another guy jumped by different SQUAD of Rangers and blown into dust! They coulda yelled 'Stop', and he would have!

Better watch there, Jess, you're gonna irritate their big cousins!

Goblin- A Goblin is hiring cabbies

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue May 07, 2002 7:55 am

Dear Gramps and MaMa,

Hi there! I hope this letter finds you both well!

Well, here I am, back in France again, I love it now even more than I did back in 1940!

Sure wish you could see the sights! There are now even more bleeding and dead German panzers than ever before! I have been here for 4 years now, and I just love it!

Seems this lil' green man that calls himself Goblin got ahold of some sort of weird ring called "The Precious" I hear he has been following people around for a few months now trying to get an idea of what it means to be a winner.

Guess I hav'ta kill him, dang! and Jenny really wanted to kill him herself!

Anyways if you dont mind.. please give this lil' note to Jenny when you see her at church on Sunday.

Love ya lots, and lots of love,
your grandson,

Jess

Jenny,

here ya go lil'girl! just like you like'um!

It seems Mr. Goblin is one KingTiger short today, I think another is on his way back to his mammy.

I will wait a couple more days before I invite him to meet you!

Gob's Arty is a joke! His taxi's seem to be over due back at the station! and with just a small bit of dimond shot.

Most of my rockets are fini, but they spewed lil'green men all over the place!

see ya soon!

Dad

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:17 pm

I have lost a King Tiger! Wait, before you say 'Impossible!', it was NOT to a Sherman, but to a 155mm artillery shell, on the hatch. 'Oh, I see. Well, that's possible.'

Jess tried to kill another mail car, with an apparently immobilized Sherman. Then he tried to kill that cars buddy with the same Sherman. These guys are just puttering along, thinking of Gretchen, the girl back home, and BOOM!- shrapnel everywhere! Gotta make sure all the local goatherders clear out before the Americans see them. BaabaabaaBLAMMMMM!

Goblin- A Goblin protects the innocent (with my Nazi's):)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed May 08, 2002 3:06 am

Report to command post CCA 4th Armor
Posted by MajGen. M4 Jess

Gen. Patton Sir! <Salute>

I only have personal notes about the battle so far, I will send a full report soon! <Salute>

"Hetzers....I hate Hetzers"

My rockets are all gone byby now

I see Goblin has a few more Kingy's around..not to worrie! I have Jenny comming on soon! And Jenny is pissed!

Not at Goblin..but me! she really wanted to kill the poor lil'fellow..
and being a good daddy and all... she will be here soon..I think we all better dig in!

M4 Jess

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