Waiting for AE Monday or Tuesday

[morganbj]

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[AttuWatcher]

I can see it now...

wake up Monday morning...check Matrix front page...nothing new

go to work...check front page...AE IS RELEASED!! OMG PARTY!! DLING NOW!! [X(][&o]

look at clock...8 hours until I can go home...head crash into keyboard...die[:@]

[Lützow]

In worst case it could become wednesday morning for Europeans. [;)]

Anyway, I'm hoping for a release till monday 6 pm EST.

[LeeChard]

A german officer is trying to get teach a bunch of American prisoners discipline.
He orders them to repeat after him...
tic
tock
tic
tock...
One smart ass is saying...
tic
tic
tic
The officer gets in his face and says, "Vee have vays of making you tock"

[Terminus]

Good grief...[8|][:D]

[sven6345789]

[:D][:D]
reminds me of another one.
A british Pilot is shot down over Germany and heavily wounded in the process.
After two days, he needs to be operated, the left leg needs to be amputated.
He asks to have the leg dropped over England by parachute. the Germanss do so.
After another two days, his right leg needs to be amputated, and again he asks to have it dropped over England. Again the Germans agree and drop it.
After another three days, he needs to be operated again. This time he looses his left arm and again asks the Germans to drop it over England. This time, the Lufwaffe Officer leading the POW camp asks him"You are not trying to flee, are you?

[Splinterhead]

It's Monday in Kamchatka!!! [:)]


Checking the store......



...sigh...[:(]

[LeeChard]

I'm going to the pub this afternoon. I'm taking that joke with me

[tocaff]

I'm all set and ready for something to do between WITP PBEM turns.  I even have the desktop up and running again.  Now if I can just find those damned codes for the archaic ASDL that we have I'll get it online.  I suppose I could just put a wireless card into it and forget about the codes.

[RevRick]

ORIGINAL: Ranger5355

A german officer is trying to get teach a bunch of American prisoners discipline.
He orders them to repeat after him...
tic
tock
tic
tock...
One smart ass is saying...
tic
tic
tic
The officer gets in his face and says, "Vee have vays of making you tock"

Which one doesn't belong? A shrimp, a lobster, a flounder, or a chinaman run over by a steamroller?

Do do do do do do do,
do do do do dooooo de do do do do.





Give up:

The Flounder!



























All the rest are crushedasians....

[Terminus]

Oh Good God... [:D][:D][:D]

How does The Boss feel about bad punning on a Sunday, Reverend?[:'(]

[m10bob]

My first Atari computer 800 had a cassette drive, and once I hit "load", the thing would grind and click for maybe half an hour, slowly loading the program, and would then pause.....the screen would turn blue.....and then the error message, "file not found"............


Get the "gun"...................................

BTW, for the kids, Atari 400 and 800's got their name from their cost, back in those days..

Now, don't ya' feel better about the cost of games and 'puters now?

[steveoccc]

ORIGINAL: m10bob

My first Atari computer 800 had a cassette drive, and once I hit "load", the thing would grind and click for maybe half an hour, slowly loading the program, and would then pause.....the screen would turn blue.....and then the error message, "file not found"............


Get the "gun"...................................

BTW, for the kids, Atari 400 and 800's got their name from their cost, back in those days..

Now, don't ya' feel better about the cost of games and 'puters now?

Commodore 64 with 2 drives and a fast load cartridge, that was my game machine back in the day! Now I can play Fallout 3 on my laptop, gotta love progress.

[Andy Mac]

ZX Spectrum 48k

[Curty]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Oh Good God... [:D][:D][:D]

How does The Boss feel about bad punning on a Sunday, Reverend?[:'(]

Don't worry T he's a PRAWN AGAIN KRISTIAN[:D]

[kmussler]

I never had a cassette drive for my Atari 800, just the paper-thin 5 1/4" floppies. My Atari 1040 however used the 'new and improved' 3 1/2" floppies. [;)]

[Knavey]

Did my learnin' on Trash-80s!

[Nomad]

Trash-80 model 1 with 4KB of RAM and a cassette tape drive.

[Canoerebel]

ORIGINAL: RevRick

ORIGINAL: Ranger5355

A german officer is trying to get teach a bunch of American prisoners discipline.
He orders them to repeat after him...
tic
tock
tic
tock...
One smart ass is saying...
tic
tic
tic
The officer gets in his face and says, "Vee have vays of making you tock"

Which one doesn't belong? A shrimp, a lobster, a flounder, or a chinaman run over by a steamroller?

Do do do do do do do,
do do do do dooooo de do do do do.





Give up:

The Flounder!


















All the rest are crushedasians....

Good grief, it's the worst joke I've ever heard!

[Canoerebel]

Three strings go to a bar.

The first string orders a beer. The bartender says, "Are you a string?"

String gulps and admits, "Yes."

"We don't serve strings here."

Second string orders a beer. The bartender says, "Are you a string? We don't serve strings here."

Third strings ties himself into a knot and frays one end, then orders a beer.

"Are you a string?"

"No, I'm a frayed knot."