Scary News from Boston.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

WE BREAK FOR AN IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT WARNING

No Matrix forum members are to Fart until they pay required fees and obtain the proper permits.

Farting contributes to global warming therefore you must not fart without proper authorization. Your fees will be put to good use supporting green candidates. We understand that for some of you who are really full of it you may experience bloating and abdominal pain but you must hold for the good of the country.

WE REPEAT THOU SHALL NOT FART!!!!!

Too late....

You are to report to surgery immediately! Your anal aperture must be super glued shut.

I request permission to FART.

[Chickenboy]

Here's a good one for dealing with a certain someone on this thread...

[Aurelian]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

WE BREAK FOR AN IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT WARNING

No Matrix forum members are to Fart until they pay required fees and obtain the proper permits.

Farting contributes to global warming therefore you must not fart without proper authorization. Your fees will be put to good use supporting green candidates. We understand that for some of you who are really full of it you may experience bloating and abdominal pain but you must hold for the good of the country.

WE REPEAT THOU SHALL NOT FART!!!!!

Too late....

You are to report to surgery immediately! Your anal aperture must be super glued shut.

Never!!! It's my right to fart!!!

Oops, I did it again.

[Missouri_Rebel]

Never!!! It's my right to fart!!!

Because some old crusty documents says you have that right? That was written during a time when the farts were of apples and fresh corn and has no bearing on modern high capacity french fries. If you want to fart then you have to fart with what the Founding Fathers used.

Think of the children.

I can see a certain opportunist politician giving a 'news' conference to a glowing press corps (and other urinalists) marching out children with clothespins on their noses, proselytizing for an assault fart ban.
.

Again. Think of the children

and I say

You've got to fight for your right to....

[Missouri_Rebel]

.

[rodney727]

Am I the only one who liked the beastie boys?

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

Never!!! It's my right to fart!!!

Because some old crusty documents says you have that right? That was written during a time when the farts were of apples and fresh corn and has no bearing on modern high capacity french fries. If you want to fart then you have to fart with what the Founding Fathers used.

Think of the children.

I can see a certain opportunist politician giving a 'news' conference to a glowing press corps (and other urinalists) marching out children with clothespins on their noses, proselytizing for an assault fart ban.
.

Again. Think of the children

and I say

You've got to fight for your right to....

[Missouri_Rebel]

Am I the only one who liked the beastie boys?

Yes

[SLAAKMAN]

Oh Hail Yes!

Beck Gives Obama Till Monday to Admit Boston Bombing was Inside Job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PODZaaMTwfg

[rodney727]

Well I still think "Paul Revere" is one of their best songs. I was a sophomore in high school when that song came out. Classic.

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

Am I the only one who liked the beastie boys?

Yes

[Missouri_Rebel]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

Oh Hail Yes!

Beck Gives Obama Till Monday to Admit Boston Bombing was Inside Job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PODZaaMTwfg

I don't buy it. As a matter of fact I think it ludicrous.

This event has serious repercussions to Obama's agenda imo.

One being the scrutiny that should come on to Americas immigration policies and the other on gun control.

Beck is ever in search of a larger audience and more advertising dollars.

[JWW]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

Duh, whatever. Its only US history but whatever.

Whatever.

[jday305]

The one thing I find interesting about American politics is that whichever party is in charge of the White House acts as if any views or discussion that is counter to the party in charge is considered almost treasonist. I saw this with the lefts protest of the wars during the Bush administration and any protest by the right of the Obama administration. Makes me think that either all Americans are treasonist or its considered to be American to question its government. Just a thought.

[Hertston]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I wonder if I could introduce that to my annual performance review without getting fired? [&:]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Am I the only one who liked the beastie boys?

*sheepishly raises hand*

[sees that some dorkwad from Iowa has his hand up][:'(]

*puts hand down again*

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Hertston

I wonder if I could introduce that to my annual performance review

Sure! Be my guest. [:)]

without getting fired? [&:]

Oh...I...um...

[JWW]

Meanwhile, a new weapon in the battle to reduce planet-killing cow flatulence.

http://www.abc.net.au/rural/news/conten ... 737311.htm

[danlongman]

You know, a quick trip through this thread can reveal an amazing amount of information.
Some of you guys are pretty funny on purpose and some of you guys are hilarious and don't even know it.
You don't even have to post links for me to figure out where you get your "information".
Thanks for the laughs

[Erik Rutins]

Thread locked. No politics, some of you should really be on your last warning regarding that forum rule by now.