A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Onry thing is GreyJoy-san war with PDU off.

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This make-ah big difference. Chickenboy-san recommend Mandrake-san and Rord Admirar review many posted videos and threads on Japanese research and production. Need-ah prace to start?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Onry thing is GreyJoy-san war with PDU off.

tm.asp?m=3579958&mpage=2

This make-ah big difference. Chickenboy-san recommend Mandrake-san and Rord Admirar review many posted videos and threads on Japanese research and production. Need-ah prace to start?

Depend on how much charge.

[Cap Mandrake]

By ra way. New batch of AKE's just reave shipyard at Nagasaki! Pretty soon Japan-mens can rearm arr of batturhsips in one day at Rabaurh.

[Cap Mandrake]

One time Mandrake-san rook at frowchart of Japan-mens production and deverop instant migraine.

Now Mandrake-san remember why join war as Arried-mens in past.

[Cap Mandrake]

"Advance" on Sian srow. Japan-mens run into rittah yarrow bahstards hiding in woods.

[Cap Mandrake]

OK, Mandrake-san break down and start read manuarh.


Here first pass on probrems:

--Everything West of Hiroshima (incrusivery) have 6 figures of resources sitting around in rain but not getting to Tokyo in rarge amounts? Everything East of Akita have high 4 figure or low 5 figure resources due to Hokkaido-Ominato shutturh. Are the resources rearry getting to Tokyo and just being
consumed very quickry? Theoreticarry Tokyo HI and LI courd consume nearry 100,000 every day! Mandrake-san correct?
Interestingry, Nakajima prant in Tokyo stirr make engines yestahday. This suggest Mandrake-san that resource are getting to Tokyo.

--Seem rike Japan-mens don't need Nakajima Kotobuki engines because onry go in crappy Nates and Craudes.

[BBfanboy]

Hai! Covernt engine prant to Hitachi Amakaze so you can buird more Theresas!

Resource do frow to Tokyo but if bases in between are smarr, the frow is throttred.
Arso, if Tokyo have enough resource I think draw is reduced.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Hai! Covernt engine prant to Hitachi Amakaze so you can buird more Theresas!

Resource do frow to Tokyo but if bases in between are smarr, the frow is throttred.
Arso, if Tokyo have enough resource I think draw is reduced.

Hai Hai.

Now, Mandrake-san, what you do about resarch?

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san get invitation from Mandrake (II) boyfriend to go to dinner. [X(]

Everyone know what this mean!















Amway

[Cap Mandrake]

Starker Girh and Pocahantas Girh get on crusie ship with kids. Crusie rine onry arrow 1 botturh of booze so SG buy X-ray invisiburh bags to smuggurh in vodka. [:D]

Mandrake-san find out womans bring arong mothah of PG to babysit chirdrens at night. [X(][:-]

Everyone get on ship then find out ship not go to sea today because something break....but ship crew not-ah ret off ship. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san decide onry good thing about prostate is if have to wake up at 04:30 at reast can check short-wave receiver see if turn come in.

[Cap Mandrake]

************January 10, 1942(d)*************

Suva: Navarh bombardment just knock some coconuts off trees. Then, Japan-mens eat Wheaties and attack.

Perhaps tomorrow?

Ground combat at Suva (132,160)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 14894 troops, 110 guns, 83 vehicles, Assault Value = 502

Defending force 8352 troops, 121 guns, 100 vehicles, Assault Value = 135

Japanese adjusted assault: 257

Allied adjusted defense: 121

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 3)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), forts(+), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
1818 casualties reported
Squads: 13 destroyed, 163 disabled
Non Combat: 3 destroyed, 16 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 10 disabled
Guns lost 27 (5 destroyed, 22 disabled)
Vehicles lost 3 (1 destroyed, 2 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
528 casualties reported
Squads: 3 destroyed, 53 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 15 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled
Guns lost 13 (4 destroyed, 9 disabled)

Assaulting units:
144th Infantry Regiment
52nd Naval Guard Unit
8th Tank Regiment
51st Naval Guard Unit
146th Infantry Regiment
53rd Naval Guard Unit

Defending units:
8th NZ Brigade
260th Field Artillery Battalion
45th Base Group
148th Field Artillery Battalion
131st Field Artillery Battalion
1st RNZAF Base Force
147th Field Artillery Battalion
Nandi Base Force

[Cap Mandrake]

************Aboard DMS W-1, 12 nm W of Bugis St**************


Rookout/Aburh Seaman Hata: What-ah tha...BOOOOM

[Cap Mandrake]

Near Christmas Isrand (one in Pacific): I-4 has busy night, attacking Cuyama and Tippecanoe. Hmmmm...Mandrake-san wonder if carriers nearby?

Sub attack near Christmas Island at 184,132

Japanese Ships
SS I-4

Allied Ships
AO Tippecanoe, Torpedo hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage

SS I-4 launches 2 torpedoes at AO Tippecanoe

[Cap Mandrake]

Hong Kong: Finarry, someone find out where Kowroon Brigade hiding.

Morning Air attack on Kowloon Brigade, at 77,61 (Hong Kong)

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 87 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 27 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 8
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 52

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-48-Ib Lily: 3 damaged

Allied ground losses:
11 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Aboard DMS W-1, 12 nm W of Bugis St**************


Rookout/Aburh Seaman Hata: What-ah tha...BOOOOM

Man, this made me spit out my coffee. My cohort in the cube next to me in the tight sweater and perfect...attitude...came over to see what caused such a reaction [:D][:D][:D]

Good times [;)]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Aboard DMS W-1, 12 nm W of Bugis St**************


Rookout/Aburh Seaman Hata: What-ah tha...BOOOOM

Man, this made me spit out my coffee. My cohort in the cube next to me in the tight sweater and perfect...attitude...came over to see what caused such a reaction [:D][:D][:D]

Good times [;)]

[:D]
Can you get her to show us some ... attitude?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Aboard DMS W-1, 12 nm W of Bugis St**************


Rookout/Aburh Seaman Hata: What-ah tha...BOOOOM

Man, this made me spit out my coffee. My cohort in the cube next to me in the tight sweater and perfect...attitude...came over to see what caused such a reaction [:D][:D][:D]

Good times [;)]

Trying to imagine how that went.....


Cohort with attitude: What on Earth is going on here <peers at monitor>...What's a DMS?

Lecivius-san: Well, it's a fast minesweeper..see, that's the funny part..they found the mine the hard way...hahaha

Cohort with attitude: Wait, I don't get it. Did that really happen? That doesn't seem funny to me. Surely this Hata fellow was hurt?

Lecivius-san: Well, sort of..it really happened but it's only a wargame.

Cohort with attitude: Wargame? Uhhhhhhhh..<begins writhing a bit and pulls down brouse to reavear rarge breastesses better> Ummmmm..wargame..oh that's so hot..meet me in the copy room in 2 minutes...

[Cap Mandrake]

Resources at Tokyo zoomed to 176,000 today. That-ah bettah.

[Cap Mandrake]

Interesting. P=Production U=Usage