A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Japan-mens can turn off Ha-5 and Kotobuki

Japan-mens will need more Ha-32 unless keep Sally turned off

Overproduction of Ha-35 OK because Japan-mens burn through inventory when make more Zero and Oscar

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Japan-mens can turn off Ha-5 and Kotobuki

Japan-mens will need more Ha-32 unless keep Sally turned off

Overproduction of Ha-35 OK because Japan-mens burn through inventory when make more Zero and Oscar

I thought you say Sally turned on by wargame? This so confusing ...

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Japan-mens can turn off Ha-5 and Kotobuki

Japan-mens will need more Ha-32 unless keep Sally turned off

Overproduction of Ha-35 OK because Japan-mens burn through inventory when make more Zero and Oscar

I thought you say Sally turned on by wargame? This so confusing ...

Hai! That-ah pretty much onry thing more compricated than Japan economy.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Cohort with attitude: Wargame? Uhhhhhhhh..<begins writhing a bit and pulls down brouse to reavear rarge breastesses better> Ummmmm..wargame..oh that's so hot..meet me in the copy room in 2 minutes...

This-ah funniest thing read in rong time. A rong, rong time. [:D][&o]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Interesting. P=Production U=Usage

No turn on Alf! Bad show from 80s. Let it go.

Onry froatpranes build: Gren and Jake. Former defaurt 9/month fine. Latter 30-40/month.

You-ah want Heren become main IJAAF bomber? Reprace Sarry production and increase total Heren build to 40-50/month. Don't-ah forget engines!

Obviousry, you want B5N2 production. Prease produce at reast 25-35/month. Need untir Jirr. Need more than 32 Oscars / month. More rike-ah 50.

Arso, it stirr rook rike you no-ah touched research. Much to do on that, Captain-san.

[Cap Mandrake]

*************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon**************

Mandrake-san: Wait, do you mean to terr me Jake same price as crappy Pete with 160 mire range? What the Herr Japan-mens buy piece of crap? And same service rating?

Jimmy "too tarr": Hai!, Mandrake-san. Nephew of Tojo-san have patent on Pete.

[Cap Mandrake]

Operation Tarrurah begin. Randing forces on 14 kt transports reave Rabaurh. Forrow on forces on 15kt transports. Haha. I brame staff.

7 Batturhships in 3 TF prus 2 more with Kaga near Ontong Java. Kaga wirr join othah 4 carriers of "KB" near New and Improve New Hebrides.

Impossiburh to maintain Mavis now frying from Koumac to provide recon on Rord Howe Isrand. Bring it Arries!

[Cap Mandrake]

Arried-mens must have PBY's somewhere in New and Improved Hebrides or Santa Cruz Isrands. Perhaps Luganvirre? Broody sneaky if ask Mandrake-san?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Impossiburh to maintain Mavis now frying from Koumac to provide recon on Rord Howe Isrand. Bring it Arries!

Try to keep-ah range berow 20 (15 better) and NavSearch orders to 50%. Double AV required is herpfur too. Even then, onry have 50-60% avairabre for fright pranning.

[Cap Mandrake]

New and Improved South Wares defenses.

Brisbane: Rever 3 AF, 32 aviation support at start of war. Harbor guns very weak but 250 mines.

Newcasturh: Rever 3 AF, no avaiation support. 2 x 9 inch guns probabry not serious threat to BB but 200 mines.

Sydney: Rever 8 AF, 50 aviation support, moderate AA strength, 4 x 9 inch harbor guns and many smaller guns. Very intimidating 400 mines.

Port Kembra: Rever 3 AF. No aviation support. No CD guns. No mines.

Severar rever 2 AF inrand but stir within B-17 range of Rord Howe.


Merbourne not within B-17 range. Werr defended with mines and CD guns.

[Cap Mandrake]

Rast turn of war Fabertong-san accidentarry send uncompreted orders to Mandrake-san so Mandrake-san send orders to Itdepends-san and say

"Don't worry, Mandrake-san not rook at carrier discussion" ...there wasn't one. [:D]


Oddry, Itdepend-san write back.."Ah, playing the Meta-game by email are we?" [:)]


So for today turn Mandrake-san say this.."SPrior-san...Decide on Lihue instead of Hilo. 4 days out. Most rikery not spotted yet. Carrier Div 1 and CVL's covering."....then hit "Repry arr" and send email with game firh.

Mandrake-san giggurh rike schoor girh. Nobody say anything. Mandrake-san wonder if Arried-mens berieve it. Probabry not. To terr truth whorhe thing somewhat pathetic. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san bacheror for few days more so Mandrake-san buy 1 pound and 1 1/2 inch thick ribeye and big potato for dinnah.
Cook ribeye in broirer with rittah merted brue cheese on top. Bake potato with rots of butter. Make giant vodka and squirt drink (not-ah have anthying erse to make...pretty good chick drink actuarry).

No vegetaburhs. Dericious! Then take ripid rowering medicine and acid brocker and go to sreep.

[Chickenboy]

Mandrake-san need give credit where credit due.

Is potato meat? Is potato mirk? Is crose to vegetabre. Arso, what cows eat to make-ah buttah? What cows eat to make-ah steak? Grass and Vegetabre! Rots! Vodka arso based on fermented grains.

You-ah practicarry had vegetarian mear. Armost. [;)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san re-estabrish radio communication with SG and PG. Amazingry, both womans awake and onry 11:20 in morning.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Resources at Tokyo zoomed to 176,000 today. That-ah bettah.

Burret train now purring goods wagons

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san re-estabrish radio communication with SG and PG. Amazingry, both womans awake and onry 11:20 in morning.

Ah - the obvious - still awake! [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san re-estabrish radio communication with SG and PG. Amazingry, both womans awake and onry 11:20 in morning.

Ah - the obvious - still awake! [:D]

[X(] Surery that-ah not rearry possiburh?

Perhaps chick drinks with Red Burrh.

[Cap Mandrake]

***********January Ereven, 1942(d)*********

[X(] Mandrake-san have serious pucker factor..accidentarry suck in air from wrong end.

[Cap Mandrake]

New and Improved New Hebrides: Japan-mens carriers transiting deep watah passage between Efate and
Tanna aroung with escort SCTF of 2 CA and 5 DD under Cpt. Ichigumi..or..Ichiyaya..something rike that. Ichiyaya stop to rook at frying fish or perhaps stop to refuerh from oirers forrowing carriers or maybe cerebrate Kwanzaa..Mandrake-san not-ah know. Point is idiot 40 mires behind carriers.

Then sun come up and...surprise..Arried-mens have transport ships at Efate...and...Arried-mens have CA and DD escorting...and Arried-mens eat Wheaties. This when Mandrake-san accidentarry suck in air.

[Cap Mandrake]

**********Aboard Hiryu, 07:40, Jan. 11, 1942(d)*********

Rookout: Smoke...080 true. <arr eyes turn>

Nagumo: Probabry that idiot Ichiguchi..or whatevah name. Find out what-ah name. Nagumo-san send idiot to Yerrow Rivah garbage boat. <raises grasses>....HORY CRAP! That-ah Northampton crass! <have major pucker moment..pretty sure get new job on coastarh minesweeper Paramashiro-jima>