The Thread

[Mike Solli]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Mojo stealing, eh? The meaning is now clear!!

Well, two can play [:D]

[font="Times New Roman"]OHIO NATIONAL GUARD REVAMPS UNIFORMS[/font]

[font="Times New Roman"]Dayton June 13 7:00 a.m.

In a surprise move today, the Ohio National Guard announced they were revamping their uniforms "in an effort to improve morale, improve recruitment, and to bring the latest in body armor to our troops to improve their safety in possible combat situations".

Major Mike Solli made the announcement just prior to the upcoming ORIGINS gaming conference. Pundits have criticized the move as "a blatant attempt to attract recruits from the rabid gaming community", while others have said the new uniforms "bring a new sense of style and elan to the troops".

Major Solli said the idea for the uniforms, code named URQUIEL, came from "a prolonged conference with a new army Sergeant at the VFW". The meaning of the code name was not immediately apparent.

New Uniforms for ONG:[/font]

Damn, I just bought some new uniforms and they're already outdated.

Can you imagine Mogami wearing this??!!

[rtrapasso]

Mike, i was going to post a copy of the article above about the ONG in the main forum, but out of deference to Mog, it shall remain here on The Thread (hope you didn't take offense!!)

EDIT: Crossing posts!!!

[Mike Solli]

Take offense? That was hysterical. I showed it to everyone at work.[:D]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Take offense? That was hysterical. I showed it to everyone at work.[:D]

Whew!! [8D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

[font="Times New Roman"]DANISH SCHOOL CHILDREN BEAT OFF ATTACK BY STRANGE PENGUINS

AP – Copenhagen June 13, 2006 12:10 p.m.

Danish schoolchildren armed with cap guns and toy walkie-talkies managed to beat off an attack at their school by hordes of confused penguins.

The penguins (apparently of the Emperor species made familiar in recent nature movies) were wearing bedraggled WW2-style Japanese uniforms. The origin and purpose (if any) of the penguins were not immediately apparent, and the confusion was increased because few of the penguins could speak or understand Danish. A few bystanders on the scene that could understand English claimed the penguins made squawks that sounded like “Milo” and “Fear and Loathing”.

The penguins were repulsed by the doughty gradeschoolers without loss to themselves. The birds were last seen swimming furiously out to sea, apparently in pursuit of a leader penguin in a tight-fitting Japanese Field Marshall’s uniform. Witnesses claim the penguins were last seen swimming towards the English coast.
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That's prieceless Robert. Sure brightened my mood today...and I needed that.

[rtrapasso]

That's prieceless Robert. Sure brightened my mood today...and I needed that.

Ah, thanks!! Maybe i can go to work for The Onion if this job goes South!! [:'(]

[fabertong]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

[font="Times New Roman"]DANISH SCHOOL CHILDREN BEAT OFF ATTACK BY STRANGE PENGUINS

AP – Copenhagen June 13, 2006 12:10 p.m.

Danish schoolchildren armed with cap guns and toy walkie-talkies managed to beat off an attack at their school by hordes of confused penguins.

The penguins (apparently of the Emperor species made familiar in recent nature movies) were wearing bedraggled WW2-style Japanese uniforms. The origin and purpose (if any) of the penguins were not immediately apparent, and the confusion was increased because few of the penguins could speak or understand Danish. A few bystanders on the scene that could understand English claimed the penguins made squawks that sounded like “Milo” and “Fear and Loathing”.

The penguins were repulsed by the doughty gradeschoolers without loss to themselves. The birds were last seen swimming furiously out to sea, apparently in pursuit of a leader penguin in a tight-fitting Japanese Field Marshall’s uniform. Witnesses claim the penguins were last seen swimming towards the English coast.
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[:D][:D][:D]

Any reply to this should be at Fear and Loathing, I think, but I would like to point out that penguins have an inbuilt fear of Danes

Praise the Thread BTW

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: fabertong

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

[font="Times New Roman"]DANISH SCHOOL CHILDREN BEAT OFF ATTACK BY STRANGE PENGUINS

AP – Copenhagen June 13, 2006 12:10 p.m.

Danish schoolchildren armed with cap guns and toy walkie-talkies managed to beat off an attack at their school by hordes of confused penguins.

The penguins (apparently of the Emperor species made familiar in recent nature movies) were wearing bedraggled WW2-style Japanese uniforms. The origin and purpose (if any) of the penguins were not immediately apparent, and the confusion was increased because few of the penguins could speak or understand Danish. A few bystanders on the scene that could understand English claimed the penguins made squawks that sounded like “Milo” and “Fear and Loathing”.

The penguins were repulsed by the doughty gradeschoolers without loss to themselves. The birds were last seen swimming furiously out to sea, apparently in pursuit of a leader penguin in a tight-fitting Japanese Field Marshall’s uniform. Witnesses claim the penguins were last seen swimming towards the English coast.
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[:D][:D][:D]

Any reply to this should be at Fear and Loathing, I think, but I would like to point out that penguins have an inbuilt fear of Danes

Praise the Thread BTW

Welcome back!

i was hoping you would see this!!

Anyway, i also posted it in both FEAR AND LOATHING threads, so you can "enjoy" it there too...

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: fabertong

Any reply to this should be at Fear and Loathing, I think, but I would like to point out that penguins have an inbuilt fear of Danes

Praise the Thread BTW

Nice to see you around Faber.

[Dino]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

[font="Times New Roman"]DEMENTED DRAFTSMAN DIVULGES DERANGED DESIGN

AP Seattle, WA June 13, 2006 7:00 a.m.

The aeronautical world was shocked today by a new aircraft design revealed today by a beefy Seattle resident who would only give his name as “Nik”.

The new airplane is said to have a new flexible fuselage to allow easier parking in hangers. The construction material of the dubious airplane is said to be “Log”.

When reporters asked “Nik” about the inspiration for the design, he said the inspiration had struck him “during the act of punting”, but refused to elaborate. Several observers claimed they saw parallel marks on his arms resembling cat scratches which brought to mind the peculiar design of the airplane.

An FAA spokesman declined official comment after seeing the prototype, but was seen shaking his head sadly as he departed the hanger.

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Proponents of this design beleive that it will greatly reduce the effect of flak...

[fabertong]

Nice to be here enjoying the warm glow of the Thread.....I've been chained to my computer at work......I'm now not exactly free.....they have just lengthened the chain........

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: Dino

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

[font="Times New Roman"]DEMENTED DRAFTSMAN DIVULGES DERANGED DESIGN

AP Seattle, WA June 13, 2006 7:00 a.m.

The aeronautical world was shocked today by a new aircraft design revealed today by a beefy Seattle resident who would only give his name as “Nik”.

The new airplane is said to have a new flexible fuselage to allow easier parking in hangers. The construction material of the dubious airplane is said to be “Log”.

When reporters asked “Nik” about the inspiration for the design, he said the inspiration had struck him “during the act of punting”, but refused to elaborate. Several observers claimed they saw parallel marks on his arms resembling cat scratches which brought to mind the peculiar design of the airplane.

An FAA spokesman declined official comment after seeing the prototype, but was seen shaking his head sadly as he departed the hanger.

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Proponents of this design beleive that it will greatly reduce the effect of flak...

A fairly reasonable prediction, as flak is somewhat ineffective against planes on the ground....and that one will always be on the ground. [:D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: fabertong

Nice to be here enjoying the warm glow of the Thread.....I've been chained to my computer at work......I'm now not exactly free.....they have just lengthened the chain........

A chained penguin....quick someone call PETA.

[fabertong]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: fabertong

Nice to be here enjoying the warm glow of the Thread.....I've been chained to my computer at work......I'm now not exactly free.....they have just lengthened the chain........

A chained penguin....quick someone call PETA.

[:D]
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Thank you for your support.....

[Mynok]

Previously unknown Japanese fighter model, the Oscar III is discovered!!!! I note that it is still fatally underarmed and unarmored.....

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Previously unknown Japanese fighter model, the Oscar III is discovered!!!! I note that it is still fatally underarmed and unarmored.....

That's right - the Oscar was called the Hayabusa by the IJA... that always make me think of some sort of chile pepper... [:'(]

[rtrapasso]

A chained penguin....quick someone call PETA.

Would that be the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or the People for Eating Tasty Animals??? [&:]

[BrucePowers]

Looks like worst of the storm is over for central Florida tithe. Boy this place sure has greened up in the last 24 hours. Now I'm going to have to mow the lawn on Thursday.

[BrucePowers]

Robert;
It is obvious no one has (or will) steal your mojo. Very nice series of posts.

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Robert;
It is obvious no one has (or will) steal your mojo. Very nice series of posts.

Thanks - i appreciate that! i did like the story i stole it from (even if it was in the anti-Thread!!!)