[:D]ORIGINAL: thegreatwent
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ORIGINAL: Historiker
Almost ready to leave. Put a Cohiba Maduro 5 Genios and a Bolivar Royal Corona to my luggage to spend the time at the airport enjoying myself.
Will have to wait from 0:30 AM to 6:00 AM in the airport...
I've flown through Munchen before. They have some passable bars / restaurants there. Just start your party a little early, Herr Historiker!
Why do I suddenly have a mental image of Historiker leaping out of the emergency exit of a plane? I imagine him leading a group of angry passengers looking for the bastages who rifled through their bags. He has a Cohiba gripped in his teeth, a sharpened spork in his hand and blood in his eye. The action would be recorded as the "Passenger Insurrection."
Not a single bar is open! Thanks to the fucking hippies, flying planes at night is forbidden, so the airport is effectively shut down...
Anf i can't smoke and have to stay awake to avoid being robbed ...
Will have to smoke bith cigars in lisbon to prevent some greedy us boarder guys from seizing them...