AE Kangaroo Court

[JeffroK]

ORIGINAL: GreyJoy

Is it a sin to be guilty to be liking bushes?

As long as their name isnt Dubya!

[crsutton]

Greyjoy,

Stay the course dude! I am a man of the seventies and it just plain scares me when I see a big ballheaded one looking me in the eye....

[zuluhour]

I wish Pax would show us the rest of his avatar so I could make an informed choice on shrubbery.[:'(]

[Zorch]

A Shrubbery! Bring me a Shrubbery, or I will say 'Ni' to you!

(this gratuitous Monty Python interruption brought to you by Roger the Shrubber.)

[rockmedic109]

Shrubbery still needs to be pruned once in a while or it will become overgrown and take over the entire yard.

[sprior]

Did this thread take a left turn somewhere?

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Did this thread take a left turn somewhere?

When a certain "general procurator" charged me in front of this court for expressing my delight for bushes and shrubbery[:D]

And now we're growing in number...

Dear CR, have you seen what your hate created? A crawd of followers of the bush![&o]

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: crsutton

Greyjoy,

Stay the course dude! I am a man of the seventies and it just plain scares me when I see a big ballheaded one looking me in the eye....

AMEN to that brother[&o]

[Canoerebel]

I regret that I must sadly report myself. I actually allowed a vacation to interfere with AE. Here's what happened.

Thursday, I was leaving town at about noon for a camping trip. I dutifully did my turn early that morning, at the office, and was ready to send it. Just before I left, I sent it to Chez...or so I thought.

When I returned from the camping trip, I was surprised there wasn't a turn from Chez in the in-box. When I checked to make sure I had sent him the turn Thursday, I was dismayed to find that I hadn't. Then, when I came to the office this morning, I discovered that not only hadn't I sent the turn, I still had it open on the work computer and hadn't even clicked the "end turn" button.

What was I thinking? I am ashamed....

[steamboateng]

What's this............!!!! A Reb.......and a lawyer to boot..........copping to a distraction!!!!!!!
Have you no honor, sir!

[Canoerebel]

GreyJoy's Post 2719 in his AAR is full of typical GreyJoyisms" (emphasis added by me for the convenience of the reader):

"Unfortunately my GF, who stayed home for the whole summer studying like a dog for his final "wanna-become-a-lawyer" exams - bicthing and "voodoing" me relaxing and partying on the beach - passed and got promoted and so i have to manitain my promise and have to take her to Zanzibar (Tanzania-Africa)...don't say i'm not happy about that (that pic shows the restaurant of our hotel) but first this damned week will cost me a treasure, and second it's a kind of mess to leave the office for a whole week in october....
last but not least i hate the idea of slowing down my PBEM

So...i'll drink cool cocktails on the beach, get sunbathing, eat fresh and juicy fruits, relax and get the usual african-diarrhea

[Wirraway_Ace]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

I regret that I must sadly report myself. I actually allowed a vacation to interfere with AE. Here's what happened.

Thursday, I was leaving town at about noon for a camping trip. I dutifully did my turn early that morning, at the office, and was ready to send it. Just before I left, I sent it to Chez...or so I thought.

When I returned from the camping trip, I was surprised there wasn't a turn from Chez in the in-box. When I checked to make sure I had sent him the turn Thursday, I was dismayed to find that I hadn't. Then, when I came to the office this morning, I discovered that not only hadn't I sent the turn, I still had it open on the work computer and hadn't even clicked the "end turn" button.

What was I thinking? I am ashamed....

The key to this report is whether coworkers or legal aides happened by said computer to note what the esteemed Canoerebel was doing in lieu of billable hours. The witness has carefully omitted this important information from his so-called self report. I believe this may be a weak attempt to divert the court's attention from the true magnitude of the disaster by admitting only to the smallest part of the violation.

[GreyJoy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

GreyJoy's Post 2719 in his AAR is full of typical GreyJoyisms" (emphasis added by me for the convenience of the reader):

"Unfortunately my GF, who stayed home for the whole summer studying like a dog for his final "wanna-become-a-lawyer" exams - bicthing and "voodoing" me relaxing and partying on the beach - passed and got promoted and so i have to manitain my promise and have to take her to Zanzibar (Tanzania-Africa)...don't say i'm not happy about that (that pic shows the restaurant of our hotel) but first this damned week will cost me a treasure, and second it's a kind of mess to leave the office for a whole week in october....
last but not least i hate the idea of slowing down my PBEM

So...i'll drink cool cocktails on the beach, get sunbathing, eat fresh and juicy fruits, relax and get the usual african-diarrhea

Oh com'on your honour! Those are just gramatical mistakes...and just because i was writing fast and without re-reading...
so:

HER
BITCHING
voodoing? isn't right? i meant casting vodoo spells [:D]
SUNBATHING
Eat fresh and juicy fruits sounds right to me...[&:]

However....

[Canoerebel]

I am proud to say that I officially resigned from the legal world in March of this year, going inactive with our state bar association. This allows me to focus all my effort and time in publishing Georgia Backroads magazine, for which I labor twice as hard and make half as much.

Since I'm the boss at said magazine, anyone is welcome to see my computer, but they had better not say anything about how I use my time (but don't tell my wife that...).

[Wirraway_Ace]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

I am proud to say that I officially resigned from the legal world in March of this year, going inactive with our state bar association. This allows me to focus all my effort and time in publishing Georgia Backroads magazine, for which I labor twice as hard and make half as much.

Since I'm the boss at said magazine, anyone is welcome to see my computer, but they had better not say anything about how I use my time (but don't tell my wife that...).

A likely story. Mighty convenient if you were to ask me....

[bk19@mweb.co.za]

I see lots of bushes... but where are the wallabies and kangaroos?

Do Koala Bears qualify for jury duty?

[Wirraway_Ace]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

GreyJoy's Post 2719 in his AAR is full of typical GreyJoyisms" (emphasis added by me for the convenience of the reader):

"Unfortunately my GF, who stayed home for the whole summer studying like a dog for his final "wanna-become-a-lawyer" exams - bicthing and "voodoing" me relaxing and partying on the beach -

This does hint at an explaination about GreyJoy's fetish for natural (that is naturally harry) significant others. If his GF were really a BF, Italian, and not into manscaping....

[Canoerebel]

For some reason I can't read "eating fresh and juicy fruits" without laughing out loud.

[crsutton]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

I regret that I must sadly report myself. I actually allowed a vacation to interfere with AE. Here's what happened.

Thursday, I was leaving town at about noon for a camping trip. I dutifully did my turn early that morning, at the office, and was ready to send it. Just before I left, I sent it to Chez...or so I thought.

When I returned from the camping trip, I was surprised there wasn't a turn from Chez in the in-box. When I checked to make sure I had sent him the turn Thursday, I was dismayed to find that I hadn't. Then, when I came to the office this morning, I discovered that not only hadn't I sent the turn, I still had it open on the work computer and hadn't even clicked the "end turn" button.

What was I thinking? I am ashamed....

You are not the first Reb to screw up a dispatch. I heard that somebody found your last file wrapped around some cigars.......[X(]

[Canoerebel]

Edited: Oops, I went off on a tangent. No fair hijacking my own thread!