So, One Day...

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: LST Express

is like the ball and chain......

with a really big sieve attached. That simple insight cause Lord Louis to sit upright in a cold sweat and throw back the mossie netting to reveal....

[BrucePowers]

his defensive plans to repel the Imperial Japanese were full of holes so he called for....

[thegreatwent]

His pipe, he called for his bowl and he called for his Admirals three...

[Chickenboy]

...but in spite of all his calling, the only things that showed up were...

[Schanilec]

...a staff that could not agree.

Looking to the west...

[PeteG662]

He started to run a pilot test.....

[LST Express]

Just as his silly chief of staff backed in to a hornets nest....

[jeffk3510]

...out stepped Gen. Prentiss holding a...

[thegreatwent]

vuvuzela. "Gentlemen, this will win the war". Then he turned to...

[Cap Mandrake]

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[Cap Mandrake]

General Blamey, who had just recently arrived on the on the Broome & Nantucket Express which had just undergone renovation and was sporting a brand new...

[PeteG662]

fez, from his recent stopover at Casablanca where......

[vettim89]

he had just witnessed he finals of the World Cup of Canasta between the team from Moldavia and .....

[Schanilec]

..Morocco Mole greeted him on the tarmac.

[nashvillen]

The General had a few words with Morocco Mole about his latest book, specifically...

[Cap Mandrake]

the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....

[Canoerebel]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....

suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.

"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."

"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....

suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.

"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."

"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."

...man who is amused by ejaculating mimes! Speaking of which, this chap I once knew from Nantucket...

[Cap Mandrake]

who developed a curious and what was generally regarded as inappropriate affinity for a large female lobster that was kept in a tank down at Gino's Pizzaria on E. Elm St.. He entered the establishment one night....

[crsutton]

and said, "take my wife,please." To which he then...