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29/3/42


MUD!!!!!!.

But soon the land will dry and our tanks will roll further east to VICTORY. Yet again I see Stalins little lapdog is still foaming at the mouth and spreading its rabies infected lies to the world. Ignore this Bolshevik-jew-slavic-asiatic-mongol-dog Varjager.

Trust in the Der Fuhrer and Mighty Muzrub,

God is with us


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News from Stavka:Yet again the facist invaders are saved by mud.The glorius Red Army has been stopped only by the mud.The Nazi army has been dealt hard blows all winter long!
Latest are that 250 more of the facist airforces have been destroyed as well.We eagerly wait for spring so we can crush this invasion and "Liberate" all of Europe.
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News from the Front:Summer is here and we are waiting for the for the facist summeroffensiv.But we have faith in the Red Army.We will stand strong and take what ever they might throw at us.
Cause we are the defenders of the workers!

Long Live comrade Varjager and Stalin!
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10/5/1942

SUMMER!

My friends the time has come for Germany to raise itself out of the winter thaw and move forwards towards our Fuhrer and his belief that a greater Germany combined with the resources of the Soviet Union will have the strength to crush the Jew weary Western dictatorships.

We will gain these resources in combat and will use them for peace. Our Fuhrer spoke to me recently while we discussed plans for the comming offensive. He told me of how he desires peace in almost anyform. Our Fuhrer knows that war takes a serious toll on all combatants at the front and at home and wishes for peace and prosperity for all our people and for all of Europe.

At the moment we are organising the front for our great push and have already struck a blow for the Reich. We shall when the weather is truely clear strike a blow in the east that shall collapse the Moscow gangsters and force their western counterparts to sue for peace or be destroyed.

Greater Germany and the Japanese Empire will force these war mongers to their knees.


Heil Hitler.

God is with us


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We will just make a small comment on the front so far.German troops have begun to advance but are being thrown back at all there advances.Russian forces are standing strong and defending all inches of the motherland.

Losses so far:

Squads 17816/45558
Afvs 4061/7320
Guns 12826/16707
Airc 8468/24986

As you all can se victory is in our hands!
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Post by Lokioftheaesir »

This is a crossthread broardcast

Ha!!

The 2 'wannabe' dictators battle it out with eachother in hope of learning how to fight the titanic forces of the AesiReich.
What will they do when half a dozen 250+CV Pz Cps come rolling through their lines like a hot knife through butter?
They will run away, to stop somewhwere east of Kazan(as a pathetic clump of weary remnants)

Loki ofthe AESIREICH
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If I had one fear about our struggle it would be that I would be in Berlin by 43-44.

I really wanted the game to go full term. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
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We will just make a small comment on the front so far.German troops have begun to advance but are being thrown back at all there advances.Russian forces are standing strong and defending all inches of the motherland.


I bet in real life your nose is about 6 feet long!
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Post by Lokioftheaesir »

Originally posted by Muzrub:

I bet in real life your nose is about 6 feet long!
Varjager

Muzz

Hey,, You are hitlers' son are you not?.His nose was only 1/2 inch long.(and thats what caused WWII)

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The 2 Adplf imposters are joining hands and singing "We shall overcome" But have no fear! The defender of the worker is here.
Lates news against Loki is that he´s troops are being pushed back.We are still waiting for the move from lapdog Muzrub!
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17/5/42


SOVIET 42 ARMY SURRENDERS NEAR POLTAVA!!!

30,180 surrendered with arms, 189 guns and 10 tanks.
Other Soviet Armies were forced back with heavy losses. Could this be the start of our new offensive?......

Mighty Muzrub son of the Fuhrer thinks not!:

" I'm keeping my options open at the moment. I'm thinking south and yet I wonder about other targets, there are just to many options."

Do you believe a victory is possible?:

" I will say this to German people, 'I believe a lasting peace is possible'.

What is your opinon of the Soviet military?:

" So-so, they do at times show skill, but I do not fear the Boshevik soldier or leader, at best they suffer from delusions of might"

What of your father Der Fuhrer, we have not heard much from him of late?:

" He's fine, seriously. We have had alot of planning to do of late, but I am sure he will make another speech soon. It may even rival his last memorial day speech"

What of this Loki character?:

" He talks big I admit,but you have to be able to put your cards on the table when called".

What are your plans after the war?:

" I was going to take over from Dad, but at the moment I'm thinking of opening a miniture Golf course somewhere in the Crimea. I'm thinking African safari on the black sea theme".
Thanyou for you time Mighty Muzrub:

" Sure no problem, I look forward to our next chat".

Soviet losses:

47,189 sq
7,571 tanks
17,672 g
25,520 air.


God is with us!

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Post by varjager »

God has left Mighty Muzrub and popped on over to the Russian side!
One proud PZ-corp was smashed for the facist dogs.
The Father rasputina sett in and mud is ruling the battlefield.Stalin has annouced a day of Victory for the valiant defenders of Russia!

Long live Comrade Varjager and Father Stalin!
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Post by Lokioftheaesir »

Originally posted by Muzrub:
17/5/42

What of this Loki character?:

" He talks big I admit,but you have to be able to put your cards on the table when called".


Ok...............5 aces
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Why don't you scrap this game and move onto the new version?
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24/5/42


MUD!!!

The offensive slow's.
Our forces regroup while Soviet forces in the south retreat.

SOviet losses:

47,546 sq
7714 tanks
17716 guns
9201 air

AS FOR STARTING NEW GAMES I THINK NOT!
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News from the fornt:Muzrub the madman was saved by the wheater.Newer and better trained troops are leaving for the front everyday! Muzrub has even talked about a peace offering,but i the leader next to Stalin have said no! We will liberate all of Europe then we will stop and wash are feats in the atlantic! Before we liberate USA!

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31/5/42

MAJOR VICTORIES!!!! 1 SOVIET ARMY SMASHED AND 2 SURRENDER!!!!
OVER 120,000 MEN DESTROYED OR CAPTURED!!


The Soviet 8th Army was smashed with the loss of over 34,330 men + 394 guns and 145 tanks.

The Soviet 46th Army and 51st Army both surrendered with over 98,000 men 750 guns and 177 tanks.


Varjager Stalins lapdog needs every soldier he can muster for Mighty Muzrub is on a rampage across Southern Russia!


Soviet losses:

50,620 sq
8,346 tanks
19,624 guns
26,245 air


German forces expect other major victories in the near future as Stalins lapdog watches his army slide away into the abyss.

STAND BY FOR AN ADDRESS BY THE FUHRER IN FUTURE! <img src="cool.gif" border="0">
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Post by varjager »

Stavka confirms the loss of 50 squads today as a result of the facist strike.But 50 squads is nothing.So dont belive the madman we he speaks of 120000 men.That is just a propaganda lie.Russia admitts to lossing 10000 squads since the biginning of the war.Also 1000 afvs.rest is just lies from the hencheman Muzrub.
This is a report sent to Stavka from our spies in Berlin.The true version of Muzrubs radio broadcast.


-Daddy,please i dont want to go back to the front in russia!!!!!

Adolf-Muzrub,stop being such a crybaby!

Muzrub-But the Russians fight so hard! I have not been able to do any bold moves for 5 months.

Adolf-Come here my little lovepuppet and i will give you a kiss,and a new Pz-Division.

Muzrub-Thanks sugardaddy you are the best!


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6/7/41


ANOTHER 75,000 SOVIET TROOPS IN THE BAG! 300 GUNS 80 TANKS.


Germany has entered a new age. An age of peace and prosperity and conquest.
The Soviet Union is making out that Nazi Germany is evil! but times have changed. We have become a people who wish to drive Europe into a new century without Communism and Jews.

Our Brave soldiers made great inroads into the Soviet masses and have neared the cities of Kursk and Kharkov.

One question remains for our enemy, what is our objective?

Mighty Muzrub son of the Fuhrer.
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Post by varjager »

Today the order has been sent from Stavka to the glorius defenders of Kharkov.The order is simple.
Fight to the last bullit.A relif attempt by the Red Army shattered a Pz-corp of the facist! Another pz.corp was forced to pull back.We the people of Russia bow our heads in respect for the defenders of Kharkov!

Long live comrade Stalin!!!!!!!

Nemis of the henceman Muzrub!

Losses this week.
S/A
Squads 515/1459
Afvs 136/257
Guns 84/1536
Air 205/114
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