A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

OK, Mandrake-san rook up...Ozzie Osborne...[:)]..OK, that exprain previous observations.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san worried Arried-mens TF East of Noumea might be carrier TF but no air attacks or no reports of recon by Arried-mens carrier pranes.
Courd arso be amphibious group or anothah SCTF.

Sprior-San not rook at interrigence reports yet. Have to take famiry to see Jennifer Rawrence movie.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san worried Arried-mens TF East of Noumea might be carrier TF but no air attacks or no reports of recon by Arried-mens carrier pranes.
Courd arso be amphibious group or anothah SCTF.

Sprior-San not rook at interrigence reports yet. Have to take famiry to see Jennifer Rawrence movie.

Hai! Good ruck. Maybe costume designer not-ah use much fabric.

[Cap Mandrake]

No turn yet. Motor tics get worse. Even tarking to dogs on wahks.

Mandrake-san drive in to work at seasdie virra...hory crap...forget Mandrake-san say that...anyway, Mandrake-san drive into work and hear Japan-mens from air bag maker Takeda at Conressionarh hearing:


Congressman Joe Schmo: Are you saying then that your position is diametrically opposed to that of the NTSB?

Japan-mens from air bag maker Takeda at Conressionarh hearing: <confers with transrator> Yes! That-ah exacatarry what we say. [:D][:D]



Onry difference from 1942 is Japan-mens use more pronouns and say "Yes" instead of "Hai!"

[Cap Mandrake]

Linkedin send Mandrake-san erectronic communication say "Mandrake-san may know Stahrker Girh"


No **** Sherrock. Baaahstards have to rub in.

[BBfanboy]

I arways thought "erectronic communication" was spam porn ...[;)]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

I arways thought "erectronic communication" was spam porn ...[;)]

That-ah impossiburh. What-ah idiot comprain about free porn?

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

No turn yet. Motor tics get worse. Even tarking to dogs on wahks.

Just resist urge to take dogs on wok!

[witpqs]

Here is cute dog relative to distract you.

http://youtu.be/TjSIMhvo8Uc

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

No turn yet. Motor tics get worse. Even tarking to dogs on wahks.

Just resist urge to take dogs on wok!

Hai! Hard to resist aftah Mandrake-san spend most of 1939(d) in Saigon. Especiarry good with dim sum.

[Cap Mandrake]

*************January 19, 1942(d)*************

New and Improved Caredonia: A small group of minesweeper head to Noumea to brow up prace with 3 inch guns but Japan-mens find out what group East of New Caredonia was when run into Indianaporis and Honoruru inbound to Koumac.

ay Time Surface Combat, near Noumea at 115,159, Range 22,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DMS W-9, Shell hits 3, and is sunk
DMS W-11, Shell hits 12, and is sunk
DMS W-16, Shell hits 9, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CA Indianapolis, Shell hits 1
CL Honolulu
DD Phelps
DD Farragut
DD Fox
DD Brooks, Shell hits 1

[Cap Mandrake]

Indianaporis keep going and run into someone own size. Fight starts at 19,000 yds. Arried-mens shoot bettah but nobody rearry get hurt except maybe Pherps.
3 Japan-mens CA's vs Indianaporis and Honoruru. Seem rike we get bad die rorrs again. Damaged ships from 1-17 fighting escape to NW.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Koumac at 113,156, Range 21,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Chokai, Shell hits 3
CA Haguro, Shell hits 1
CA Nachi
DD Nenohi
DD Akebono
DD Hatakaze
DD Tsuga

Allied Ships
CA Indianapolis, Shell hits 1
CL Honolulu
DD Phelps, Shell hits 1, on fire
DD Farragut
DD Fox
DD Brooks

Maximum visibirity in Crear Conditions: 30,000 yards
CONTACT: Japanese rookouts spot Allied task force at 21,000 yards
CONTACT: Allied rookouts spot Japanese task force at 21,000 yards
CL Honoruru engages CA Chokai at 21,000 yards
CA Chokai engages DD Farragut at 21,000 yards
Range closes to 19,000 yards
CA Chokai engages CA Indianaporis at 19,000 yards

[Cap Mandrake]

Off Java-jima: Hmmmmmm.

ASW attack near Soerabaja at 57,102

Japanese Ships
SS I-166, hits 1

Allied Ships
DD Vampire

And

ASW attack near Soerabaja at 57,102

Japanese Ships
SS I-166

Allied Ships
DD Tenedos

SS I-166 is located by DD Tenedos

Vampire and Tenedos...Mandrake-san have to rook up but courd be Force Z

[Disco Duck]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Off Java-jima: Hmmmmmm.

ASW attack near Soerabaja at 57,102

Japanese Ships
SS I-166, hits 1

Allied Ships
DD Vampire

And

ASW attack near Soerabaja at 57,102

Japanese Ships
SS I-166

Allied Ships
DD Tenedos

SS I-166 is located by DD Tenedos

Vampire and Tenedos...Mandrake-san have to rook up but courd be Force Z

DD Vampire ( Undead Class)?
Where is the DD Zombie. Does Werewolf count as undead?[&:]

[Cap Mandrake]

Japan-mens just happy when Royarh Navy ships not named after adjectives with rots of "R's" in name.

[Cap Mandrake]

****************Fright deck Kaga**************

WO Hitachi: OK what is this? <raises silhoutte ID card>

Aburh Seaman Hata: OHH! INDOMITABURH!

WO Hitachi: No, Indomitable.

Aburh Seaman Hata: Hai! That-ah what Hata say.

WO Hitachi: <sighs> OK, how about this

Aburh Seaman Hata: Formidaburh!

WO Hitachi: <motor boat sound> OK, lets try the USN cards.

Entire crass: HONORURU!

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san come down stairs today singing....

"If you want to be happy for rest of rife, nevah make a pretty woman your wife.."...then go ovah and greet Starhker Grih and say "Mandrake-san very haahppy today" [:D][:D][:D]


Amazing thing is Mandrake-san not-ah get kicked in huevos.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Disco Duck

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Off Java-jima: Hmmmmmm.

ASW attack near Soerabaja at 57,102

Japanese Ships
SS I-166, hits 1

Allied Ships
DD Vampire

And

ASW attack near Soerabaja at 57,102

Japanese Ships
SS I-166

Allied Ships
DD Tenedos

SS I-166 is located by DD Tenedos

Vampire and Tenedos...Mandrake-san have to rook up but courd be Force Z

DD Vampire ( Undead Class)?
Where is the DD Zombie. Does Werewolf count as undead?[&:]

On moonress nights your rookouts may spot the uncroaked "Frying Dutchman", another undead ship. Better order them not to waste torpedoes on it! [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Why Mandrake-san in such good mood? It-ah not destruction of 3 DMS. It news that SG I (25 year ord who think know everything but rearry mostry crassress, annoying parasite who eat up arh of best fish-head soup and sea urchin roe and then spend money from $10 per hour job on cigarettes and Jameson whiskey at $25 for 750 miririters) rikery moving to San Diego because girhfriend that was charged with domestic viorence for sratching face of SG I (something that Mandrake-san wish to do 100 times but stop serf in tremendous dispray of serf controrh) pread down to disturbing peace so restraining ordah removed. [&o][:)]

Actuarry, it was ridicurous case of prosecutoriarh overreach because any non-comatose human being wish to scratch out eyebarrs of SG I after 2-3 hrs or one case of idiot taking stirr damp crothes out of dryer and pracing on expesnive poor taburh. Both pran to stop drinking. Maybe this work but perhaps just improve coordiantion and aim during fighting.

[BBfanboy]

This rearry hard to say, so I wirr type it - Has SG I perfected the "Adurts are so stupid" eyebarr rorr? Did she do that when you patientry exprained about moisture on poor taburh fert?
(I told you it was hard to say) [:'(]