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Fun and games Borneo and South China Sea

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Remember this brilliant plan with 1,276 working parts, participants from 3 Allied nations AND an recon rider from M&M Enterprises?


It didn't work. Well, mostly. There was this. Turns out it was not a tanker.

Sub attack near Cam Ranh Bay at 72,72

Japanese Ships
xAKL Ryoyu Maru #21, Torpedo hits 3, on fire, heavy damage
SC CHa-25
SC CHa-1
xAK Igasa Maru
PB Seikai Maru

Allied Ships
SS Saury


And one raid from the B-25's from Iba. This is one of the best B-25C squadrons we have. They get the first skip-bombing hits of the war.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Cam Ranh Bay at 72,72

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Allied aircraft
B-25C Mitchell x 7

No Allied losses

Japanese Ships
xAK Igasa Maru, Bomb hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage

Aircraft Attacking:
7 x B-25C Mitchell bombing from 100 feet *
Naval Attack: 1 x 500 lb SAP Bomb


We whiffed on the raid at Miri. Not sure if we turned around or they saw us coming.
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Formosa/Horycrappo-jima/Okinawa: Not sure if Takao was headed for Karenko or Miyako-jima but something goes terribly amiss. They did run across a sub. Perhaps they took too long. They hide behind some clouds in the morning...but then.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Taihoku at 90,62

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
F6F-3 Hellcat x 18
SB2C-1C Helldiver x 18
SBD-5 Dauntless x 52

Allied aircraft losses
SB2C-1C Helldiver: 2 damaged
SB2C-1C Helldiver: 1 destroyed by flak
SBD-5 Dauntless: 5 damaged

Japanese Ships
CA Takao, Bomb hits 5, heavy fires
DD Hagikaze, Bomb hits 1, on fire
DD Murasame, Bomb hits 1, on fire
DD Arashio, Bomb hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
DD Tanikaze, Bomb hits 3, on fire, heavy damage


90% of the dive bombers at Karenko are organized into one cohesive raid.

The bombardment of Naha is again borderline useful. The WJD transports turn around.
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I can hear Robert Powell in the background .."After encountering a submarine the commander of the Takao makes a fatal error ...The USN strike quickly ending the IJ presence.."

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**********04:50, June 6, 1943(c), Beach in Arried hands near Port Blair************



<men of The Royal Welch Fusiliers scramble to unload a launch which is transferring suppries from the SST, USS Argonaut>


Private Jones: What ya' got for us mate? Bully beef?

Corn fed kid from Nebraska: Oh...no...I'm a pacifist.

Private Jones: It's just a tin o' beef, mate?

Corn fed kid from Nebraska: Tin?

Private Jones: Not to worry, mate. What do they call you?

Corn fed kid from Nebraska: Oh..mostly.."HEY YOU!"

Private Jones: No, your name, mate?

Corn fed kid from Nebraska: Oh...my friends call me Jason.

Private Jones: Jason? Haha..that's a good one.

Corn fed kid from Nebraska: <looks confused>

Private Jones: Jason.....Argonaut <makes hand gesture to express continuity>

Corn fed kid from Nebraska: <still looks confused>

Private Jones: ...Never mind. What's your real name, mate?

Corn fed kid from Nebraska: Jason.
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[font="Courier New"]Admiral Lord SPrior
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Honorary President of Koggala Elephant Dung Festival


My Dearest SPri;

Hope the weather is splendid in Pompey. How is Sir Dudley?

Regarding Burma there is this. We sent some P40's to Bassein. It is, after all, an American protectorate now. The State Dept. thought they could use it as bargaining chip after that awkward business with His Majesty's Crown Colony of Laoag. Anyway, 172 Wing is (are) flying in from Chittanpongo..or perhaps Chittagonapah..no, Chiggapoontang...oh, Hell, it's that big base in Southern India. Also, some SeaBees were ordered to walk over from Ramree.

As for India, there is something amiss at Calcutta. When our custom-outfitted B-17 with the enamel ash trays touched down there were hundreds of Mohammadans running amok. They were burning Union Jacks and an effigy that was either Queen Victoria or the King in a dress. We decided to push on after we stocking up on snack foods. Moana wasn't really dressed properly for a Mohammadan riot.

That's about it. Don't forget to use your sunscreen in Pompey.


With the warmest of sincerely feigned affection;


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
[font="Courier New"]Admiral Lord SPrior
Hero of Port Hedrand
CIC Eastern Fleet (which is actually in the West)
13th Viceroy of Madras
Honorary President of Koggala Elephant Dung Festival


My Dearest SPri;

Hope the weather is splendid in Pompey. How is Sir Dudley?

Regarding Burma there is this. We sent some P40's to Bassein. It is, after all, an American protectorate now. The State Dept. thought they could use it as bargaining chip after that awkward business with His Majesty's Crown Colony of Laoag. Anyway, 172 Wing is (are) flying in from Chittanpongo..or perhaps Chittagonapah..no, Chiggapoontang...oh, Hell, it's that big base in Southern India. Also, some SeaBees were ordered to walk over from Ramree.

As for India, there is something amiss at Calcutta. When our custom-outfitted B-17 with the enamel ash trays touched down there were hundreds of Mohammadans running amok. They were burning Union Jacks and an effigy that was either Queen Victoria or J. Edgar Hoover. We decided to push on after we stocking up on snack foods. Moana wasn't really dressed properly for a Mohammadan riot.

That's about it. Don't forget to use your sunscreen in Pompey.


With the warmest of sincerely feigned affection;


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Churchill actually referred to muslims as "Mohamedans" [:D][:D]

I'm sure the guy the was a laugh riot after a couple of brandys.
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I did not read the manual but I suspect the red means something bad. [:)] Maybe they just ran out of Bully Beef at the PX but I suspect some restive group is making trouble.

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I wonder what set them off.
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I did not read the manual but I suspect the red means something bad. [:)] Maybe they just ran out of Bully Beef at the PX but I suspect some restive group is making trouble.

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It means some P(x) [Grisby Die roll] of giving away a VP to the Shinto Boys and taking some damage because the natives get restless as you point out .. in Calcutta they replaced the Bully Beef with Pork Rinds and obviously all hell broke out ..
My thought on this .. 25 airway damage on a 9 level airfield is like 200 4E's dropping full loads .. [8|] I guess 200 Ryder trucks loaded with FEX bombs would do the trick ..


BTW) Winnie boy was partial to cognac ... much more refined "brandy" of sorts .. [8D]
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BTW) Winnie boy was partial to cognac ... much more refined "brandy" of sorts .. [8D]


If he wants to come over for dinner I'll spring for the cognac and cigars...and an extra helping of boiled kidneys or whatever the Engrish eat.[:)]
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BTW) Winnie boy was partial to cognac ... much more refined "brandy" of sorts .. [8D]


If he wants to come over for dinner I'll spring for the cognac and cigars...and an extra helping of boiled kidneys or whatever the Engrish eat.[:)]
Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert. LINK
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Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert.

Well, I don't think it's cricket to just assume that the Lord Admiral would automatically like this, just because he claims to be English. Propriety dictates that you ask him beforehand, to suss his comfort level with the food. My contributions to this discourse are to offer this question for his consideration:

Lord Admiral Sprior-have you had Spotted Dick before? What did it taste like? Would you try it again? Are there any cultural or culinary problems with serving it with fudge?
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Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert.

Well, I don't think it's cricket to just assume that the Lord Admiral would automatically like this, just because he claims to be English. Propriety dictates that you ask him beforehand, to suss his comfort level with the food. My contributions to this discourse are to offer this question for his consideration:

Lord Admiral Sprior-have you had Spotted Dick before? What did it taste like? Would you try it again? Are there any cultural or culinary problems with serving it with fudge?
I was under the impression we were discussing the menu for Winnie coming to dinner.
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Note of warning:

Admiral Lord SPrior is a non-Hindu speaking IT guy (who, even so, apparently can do Indian accents). This by itself is not dangerous but the real point is he can probably find your IP number and make life miserable for you.

This is why I aplogized when I got his favorite ship sunk and why I did not mean to imply that he liked boiled kidneys or funny-sounding deserts.
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funny-sounding deserts.

You mean like Gobi or Kalahari?
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Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert. LINK

Always serve spotted dick with custard*

*Unless you've been with an unclean woman in which case consult your local healthcare professional.

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BTW) Winnie boy was partial to cognac ... much more refined "brandy" of sorts .. [8D]


If he wants to come over for dinner I'll spring for the cognac and cigars...and an extra helping of boiled kidneys or whatever the Engrish eat.[:)]

Fried kidneys, fried. Or devilled.
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Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert. LINK

Always serve spotted dick with custard*

*Unless you've been with an unclean woman in which case consult your local healthcare professional.

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In the strangest of coincidences, I actually got Spotted Dick from a female healthcare professional. My cousin Sophie, who is an Oncologist, gave me a can of Spotted Dick as a joke Christmas gift last year. I am pretty sure she was not unclean when she gave me the Spotted Dick.

I am open to suggestions for an appropriate retaliatory gift.
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