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Empire101 · Post by **Empire101** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:28 am

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....and if you look closely at Winnie-the-pooh films, you will see that the so-called 100 acre wood, is in fact the Black Forest in Bavaria. Not a lot of people know this, but Piglet and Hermann Goering were actually one and the same person.

As they say, real life is stranger than fiction....

Piglet ( aka H. Goring ) is another case in point of A.A. Milnes dastardly collaboration with A.H.
At last the world will know of this evil plot. ( I need some more tin foil, as my fedora is drooping ).

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:35 pm

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: warspite1

....and if you look closely at Winnie-the-pooh films, you will see that the so-called 100 acre wood, is in fact the Black Forest in Bavaria. Not a lot of people know this, but Piglet and Hermann Goering were actually one and the same person.

As they say, real life is stranger than fiction....

Piglet ( aka H. Goring ) is another case in point of A.A. Milnes dastardly collaboration with A.H.
At last the world will know of this evil plot. ( I need some more tin foil, as my fedora is drooping ).

Warspite1

No one likes a droopy fedora.....

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:39 pm

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Empire101

[:D][:D]

What a coincidence!! I had made a hat of similar proportions only last night.
Warspite1

[this is a health and safety announcement]
Kids - a word of caution. If you decide to put on a hat made of tin foil, always remember to take out of the oven first.

As a caveat kids, please also remove your head from the oven as well
signed
A load of tits with nothing better to do than collect £30,000 a year for stating the bleeding obvious

Warspite1

£30,000? You should read the Guardian (yuk) £80,000 + benefits for a Health & Safety Outreach Co-ordinator for left-footed, transgendered pygmies....[8|]

Empire101 · Post by **Empire101** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:44 pm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

£30,000? You should read the Guardian (yuk) £80,000 + benefits for a Health & Safety Outreach Co-ordinator for left-footed, transgendered pygmies....[8|]

Arrggghhhh!!! The Guardian!!!!!

My latent Nazi writhes in fury. Its time to take the gloves off,.... or put them on, I can never remember which!

( fashions new hat out of tin foil made to look like Robot Monster ( circa 1953 ), whilst donning a gorilla suit for no particular reason ).

READY FOR ACTION!

Time to deal with those Guardian readers!

This will teach them!!

Orm · Post by **Orm** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:20 am

I am confused. [&:]

Empire101 · Post by **Empire101** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:56 am

ORIGINAL: Orm

I am confused. [&:]

[Soapbox]
The Guardian is a very left liberal paper in the UK that runs lots of adverts in its Jobs section, for jobs ( if you can call them jobs) like 'Outreach Co-Ordinator for Left-Handed People on Job Seekers Allowance', for £60,000 per annum.
Bullshit jobs for the gilded elite ( only ) in this country paid for by the hard working working class through taxation, who incidentally would not even be considered for the job.
[/Soapbox]

Here is a picture of a typical Guardian reader.

Orm · Post by **Orm** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:22 pm

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: Orm

I am confused. [&:]

[Soapbox]
The Guardian is a very left liberal paper in the UK that runs lots of adverts in its Jobs section, for jobs ( if you can call them jobs) like 'Outreach Co-Ordinator for Left-Handed People on Job Seekers Allowance', for £60,000 per annum.
Bullshit jobs for the gilded elite ( only ) in this country paid for by the hard working working class through taxation, who incidentally would not even be considered for the job.
[/Soapbox]

Here is a picture of a typical Guardian reader.

Thank you.

I am less confused now. [:)]

michaelbaldur · Post by **michaelbaldur** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:17 pm

hey. if there were no upper class. then there would be no middle class.

then technically we would not be here...

and a little known fact is that most blue bloods, are poor as rats.

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:57 pm

ORIGINAL: michaelbaldur

hey. if there were no upper class. then there would be no middle class.

then technically we would not be here...

and a little known fact is that most blue bloods, are poor as rats.

warspite1

Good god man!! I hope you are not suggesting there are middle and working class people that frequent these forums? [X(]

If this is the case I trust Matrix will forcibly remove these peasants forthwith?

Orm · Post by **Orm** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:13 am

I am from good peasant stock. Did you say something about peasants?

I have a mixed heritage so be careful what you say. [;)] I do have some nobility in the mix as well.

And miner, pirate, engineer, fisher, military, inventor and tiler and... and no wonder that I am confused. [:D]

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:41 am

Peasant stock?........oh dear no.....

I assumed you lived in a castle and owned your own county like me, Empire 101 and other normal people? I think in light of this disturbing news I will need to review our friendship Orm.

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:38 pm

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Peasant stock?........oh dear no.....

I assumed you lived in a castle and owned your own county like me, Empire 101 and other normal people? I think in light of this disturbing news I will need to review our friendship Orm.

Warspite1

I had a lovely time today engaging in my favourite pastime - peasant shooting in the grounds of my castle.

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:39 pm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Peasant stock?........oh dear no.....

I assumed you lived in a castle and owned your own county like me, Empire 101 and other normal people? I think in light of this disturbing news I will need to review our friendship Orm.
Warspite1

I had a lovely time today engaging in my favourite pastime - peasant shooting in the grounds of my castle.

Warspite1

Empire 101 got bored with using shot guns and resorted to land mines - a little messy but spiffing good fun [:)]

Empire101 · Post by **Empire101** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:55 pm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Peasant stock?........oh dear no.....

I assumed you lived in a castle and owned your own county like me, Empire 101 and other normal people? I think in light of this disturbing news I will need to review our friendship Orm.
Warspite1

I had a lovely time today engaging in my favourite pastime - peasant shooting in the grounds of my castle.

Warspite1

Empire 101 got bored with using shot guns and resorted to land mines - a little messy but spiffing good fun [:)]

[:D][:D][:D]

Warspite1 and myself having a pleasant time evicting tiresome peasants from one of my estates.

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:01 pm

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Warspite1

I had a lovely time today engaging in my favourite pastime - peasant shooting in the grounds of my castle.

Warspite1

Empire 101 got bored with using shot guns and resorted to land mines - a little messy but spiffing good fun [:)]

[:D][:D][:D]

Warspite1 and myself having a pleasant time evicting tiresome peasants from one of my estates.

Warspite1

I suggest we stop this line of posting now Empire - or some communist chappie will complain that shooting peasants should not be allowed in the 21st century. Lets retire to my castle for the evening, I have a rather fine Chateau Lafitte 22 you might like to help me polish off.

Orm · Post by **Orm** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:05 pm

Be nice.

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:07 pm

ORIGINAL: Orm

Be nice.

Warspite1

The peasants are revolting!!

Empire101 · Post by **Empire101** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:00 pm

ORIGINAL: warspite1
I suggest we stop this line of posting now Empire - or some communist chappie will complain that shooting peasants should not be allowed in the 21st century. Lets retire to my castle for the evening, I have a rather fine Chateau Lafitte 22 you might like to help me polish off.

Indeed, indeed......[:)]......... ( pass the port old boy!![;)] )

warspite1 · Post by **warspite1** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:31 pm

Vast ice floes... [rambles] ...there he was, staring at me, six foot eight if he was an inch... [rambles] ...the whole thing was made out of matchsticks... [rambles] ...I laugh now... [rambles] ...image of a four star Nazi General, licking a lollipop... [rambles] ...I was feeling a little liverish... [rambles] ...he punched me right on the nose... [rambles] ...I didn't feel a thing, I'm afraid, I was very drunk.

Empire101 · Post by **Empire101** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:40 pm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Vast ice floes... [rambles] ...there he was, staring at me, six foot eight if he was an inch... [rambles] ...the whole thing was made out of matchsticks... [rambles] ...I laugh now... [rambles] ...image of a four star Nazi General, licking a lollipop... [rambles] ...I was feeling a little liverish... [rambles] ...he punched me right on the nose... [rambles] ...I didn't feel a thing, I'm afraid, I was very drunk.

[&o][&o][:D][:D][&o][&o]

A masterclass!! Bravo!! I love ...'the whole thing was made out matchsticks...'.
Crafted to perfection.

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