THE THREAD!!!

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

day two of useless training

Sorry for the stupid question, Nik, but what are they training you for if they got rid of your position? [&:]

entry level call taker.

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes [X(][X(]

Pancakes ... yummy!

Ah yes, it's Shrove Tuesday [:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

day two of useless training

I've been out of touch for most of the last several days. What kind of useless training are you being subjected to, Nik?

The training for the replacement job they think i'm going to be doing next week.

Ah. That answers my question.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time for a pint of Marston's Pedigree before I make dinner.

Liquid dog food? [X(][:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Unemployed UNP! [:D]

You get the top of Page 500 to make up for it. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes [X(][X(]

Its a terrible plan. I'm sure that having you keel over at elevensies would count as hors de combat for the purpose of your military life ins policy. [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

day two of useless training

Sorry for the stupid question, Nik, but what are they training you for if they got rid of your position? [&:]

entry level call taker.

I'd go with the aforementioned dignified note. [8|]

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes [X(][X(]

Does she have cause to?

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time for a pint of Marston's Pedigree before I make dinner.

Liquid dog food? [X(][:D]

I shall ignore that as I know you don't know better.

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Dixie

I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes [X(][X(]

Does she have cause to?

Dunno. What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind. Watching football instead of Celebrity Dancing on Ice or a nice programme about fluffy kittens may be enough to send them over the edge...

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time for a pint of Marston's Pedigree before I make dinner.

Liquid dog food? [X(][:D]

I shall ignore that as I know you don't know better.

Youre right. I come from a land where (at least for general consumption) Newcastle is considered extraordinary.

Edit: BTW, its quite unsporting of you to pretend not to have gotten the joke since I'm sure that you know that Pedigree is a dog food on this side of the lake. [:-][:D]

[sprior]

What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind

If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.

[Nikademus]

my god.....there's canned Haggis in the pantry.....

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind

If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.

I thought he liked the dog. [X(]

[Onime No Kyo]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crim ... t_irs.html

I'm sure theres a bit of cultural commentary here but I'll just let it go. [:D]

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: sprior

What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind

If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.

Foolproof! If she gives them to the dog then they're clearly not poisoned and all I have to do is fight the dog for them.

[Onime No Kyo]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110308/ap_ ... l_s_tweets

[:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: sprior

What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind

If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.

Foolproof! If she gives them to the dog then they're clearly not poisoned and all I have to do is fight the dog for them.

Yah, but you'd lose. [:D]

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

my god.....there's canned Haggis in the pantry.....

What about neeps and tatties?

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: USS America
and I have hot coffee. 

To spite your dentist? [:'(]

After the dentist visit.... [:'(]

Our dentist is actually a good family friend. [:)]