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ORIGINAL: Grollub

Dan was a single bloke living at home with his Dad and working in the family business.

When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his forthcoming fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary bloke," he said to
her, "but in just a few years, my widower father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Tag line; Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

And, related to women & money;

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Hey, when did you take a picture of my wife in our driveway??? [:'(]

Very funny joke! [:D]
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Hot cars and hotter women UNP.  [8D]
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Mike, I'm concerned that your wife paints her toenails while propping her feet up on the hood of your car in your driveway. I think you may want to talk to her about this practice. [X(]
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tithe.......

was up late last nite finishing up first draft of new scenario for AE. Thank god for the Military Channel and wine.

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Mike, I'm concerned that your wife paints her toenails while propping her feet up on the hood of your car in your driveway. I think you may want to talk to her about this practice. [X(]

What? You don't expect her to risk getting toenail polish on the leather seats do you? [:D]
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so i went to my GP yesterday with a bit of forboding...last time i was there, the ole blood pressure was high enough to scare a middle eastern dictator, so this time, i back my car into a tree while parking, because, well, my mind just isn't on the task at hand...after some choice curse words, i finally make it inside and the assistant takes my BP and it's quite normal...amazing...so...

no blood pressure meds tithe!!! [&o]

ps - anyone want to buy a slightly scratched 2002 jeep cherokee?
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The scratch is a small price to pay for health.  [:D]

Good news, KEM! 
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The scratch is a small price to pay for health.  [:D]

Good news, KEM! 

amen, brother!
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so this is the time of the year when i usually get shark fever...they look like world beaters near the end of the season, then lay the largest turds imaginable in the playoffs...[:(]
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My Canes are just the opposite.  They will struggle to get into the playoffs, but if they do, they seem to always make a lot of noise.  [:D]
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My Canes are just the opposite.  They will struggle to get into the playoffs, but if they do, they seem to always make a lot of noise.  [:D]

yeah, i'd take 2010 packers over 2010 falcons anytime!
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any Cake fans out there? going to see them at a small venue next week...
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It wasn't your fault. It was Onime's fault.

"Fault" is such a relative term.....
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Hi all,

Shame on you brother Onime on triple faber when we decent Europeans were sleeping and no other USA Thread brother was watching...



[:D]


Leo "Apolo11"

What were the indecent Europeans doing? [:'(]
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Mike, I'm concerned that your wife paints her toenails while propping her feet up on the hood of your car in your driveway. I think you may want to talk to her about this practice. [X(]


She's just making sure that the color of her nails matches the car!
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ORIGINAL: Grollub

Dan was a single bloke living at home with his Dad and working in the family business.

When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his forthcoming fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary bloke," he said to
her, "but in just a few years, my widower father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Tag line; Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

And, related to women & money;

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Wow, lots of wisdom packed into that story and that picture.

And how dare she put her feet on that fine automobile !

I am very convinced that if you have that kind of car, it is easy to find that kind of eye candy to sit in the seat beside you. A corollary is that the easier it is to find the eye candy, the more vapid she usually is.

The girl in that picture is prtty, but I lust after the car [;)]
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ORIGINAL: USS America

The scratch is a small price to pay for health.  [:D]

Good news, KEM! 

amen, brother!

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2 ... quake.html

Interesting. [:)]

Title should have been Sharing Diseases Internationally......
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any Cake fans out there? going to see them at a small venue next week...

I enjoy the Cake albums I own. Been thinking about getting the new one but haven't gotten around to it. Enjoy the show.

Grats on the blood pressure, my doc just figured out the beta blockers don't work on me so I've got a new cocktail that seems to do the trick.

Tithe[&o]
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